Chapter 198 Li Muyun
Xuanzang naturally had no choice but to do this request from Li Muyun. He just spent some effort to copy the diary again. Compared to the condition of not having a "visa".
Li Muyun was also very happy to see Xuanzang agreeing. He thought that he would have a genuine copy of the Western Regions of the Tang Dynasty in a while, so he couldn't help but start asking someone to hold a banquet again.
Xuanzang's face, which was not very good-looking at first, turned into a pig's liver after hearing the "Checking Banquet". He waved his hands and said, "I am grateful for the love of Xiaoyaohou, but I will set off tomorrow. It is really not suitable to drink alcohol. It's better to leave this wine. What if I leave it for me to come back and drink it?"
"Want to drink again when you come back?" Li Muyun looked at Xuanzang with confusion, and his tone was entangled: "I'm afraid that the master will become successful and no longer know me, the little free-spirited man."
"How is this possible? The little monk is just..."
"How about we become sworn brothers. I think you seem to be older than me, so you should be your brother, I am younger, how about being a younger brother?"
What could Xuanzang say? How can a person not bow his head under the eaves? If he does not bow his head, he will only hit a big bag.
But Li Muyun seems to be really unreliable. What does it mean to be 'I think you seem to be older than me'? I am better than this kid.
Seeing Li Muyun calling someone to be sworn, Xuanzang suddenly missed the old man Yu Zhining very much, but the old man didn't know where he ran, and he didn't show up for an afternoon. Could it be that he had slept to death in the room?
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After a moment, the things were ready. Li Muyun didn't care whether Xuanzang was willing or not, and pulled him to the altar in two steps: "Mr. Guan Er is here. Today, I, Li Muyun, and Master Xuanzang, are brothers here. I do not want to be born on the same year, month and day. I hope to die on the same day of the same year, month and day. If I violate this oath, I will abandon it together!" After saying that, I turned my head to look at Xuanzang.
Xuanzang was about to cry at this time, and he thought to himself, "Monkey I, I, worship Mao's Master Guan Er, should I worship Buddha if I want to worship you!
But there is no way, the arrow was on the string and had to be fired. Li Muyun was still watching from the side, so he could only imitate him with a bitter face: "June Guan is here, today Xuanzang and Li Muyun are brothers here, and they do not want to be born on the same year, month and day. I hope to die on the same day of the same year, month and day. If I violate this oath, I will abandon it together!"
‘Bang’ a big sea bowl was stuffed into Xuanzang’s hands by Li Muyun: “Brother, if you fuck it, we are brothers!”
"Ah..., no..."
"Oh by the way, there's this..." Li Muyun didn't wait for Xuanzang to refuse, and grabbed some soil from the ground and put it in his bowl. He followed the plot on TV and said: "Brother, I would rather love the soil in my hometown than love the ten thousand taels of gold in a foreign country. I respect it first!"
Speaking of this, what could Xuanzang say? Looking at the huge sea bowl and the layer of gray at the bottom of the bowl, the old monk's face was green.
But Li Muyun is right. This wine represents good wishes and you must not miss it!
There is no trick, drink it, you would rather be drunk than be scared to death, right? Thinking of this, Xuanzang gritted his teeth and filled a bowl of rice, and half a pound of "suffered donkey" was poured into his stomach by him.
Then... there was nothing. Poor Xuanzang died of drunkenness again, while Li Muyun's face showed a smirk, and he slowly drank half of the remaining bowl of wine in his hand. After all, this is a sworn wine, so he must not be drunk, otherwise it would be unlucky.
However, although this wine is a bit too much, Li Muyun was still quite happy. He was scolded by Yu Zhining twice because of this monk. Now he finally repaid one after another. He first deceived the monk with a monster once, and then used a bowl of "soft dumped donkeys" to knock him down, which was considered to be even.
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When Xuanzang woke up, he was no longer aware of the year and staggered from the couch, grabbed the monk's robe that was placed aside and put it on his body.
He no longer knows how much alcohol he has drunk in the past two days. Let’s not talk about whether he violates the precepts. Anyway, since he arrived in Shanyin County, his mind has never been clear.
So let’s go quickly, don’t worry about the pass-through documents, and if you continue to stay, you’ll be drunk to death before you even get out of customs!
Thinking of this, Xuanzang packed up his salute, put his back on his back and opened the door... but he saw that Li Muyun was already waiting for him outside the door: "Brother, where are you going?"
"Uh..., I plan to go out for a walk, Mr. Hou..."
"Brother, can you look down on me? Do you plan to leave quietly like this?" Li Muyun glanced at the salute behind Xuanzang and said in disappointment.
"No, this..." Xuanzang looked embarrassed, wanting to say something but he didn't know where to start.
Fortunately, Li Muyun did not make things difficult for him this time, but just sighed and said, "Well, since you are in a hurry to leave, you can't force me to stay. Come on, bring the prepared things."
Something? What? Xuanzang was stunned for a moment, but soon saw several yamen runners walking in with several pallets.
Viagra, this is a must-have. Li Muyun asked Yu Zhining in the past two days. He could wear it as Xuanzang, so he had to give one.
This is also a must-have for monk robes, after all, the one on Xuanzang's body was broken in some parts.
It is more difficult to get a brocade robe. After all, it was impossible to get a fireproof suit in the Tang Dynasty, so I could only get two ordinary ones.
The nine-ring tin staff is relatively easy. Li Muyun said that Blacksmith Zhong didn't take much time to beat one, and after polishing it, he sent it over overnight.
Finally, there is the white horse, which is absolutely essential equipment. Xuanzang without the white horse is not a perfect Xuanzang, so Li Muyun specially equipped him with one.
Xuanzang never expected that Li Muyun would have prepared so many things for him so formally, and a feeling of guilt gradually rose from the bottom of his heart.
When An Chang came out, many people gave him money and other things, but he didn't want it. As a serious monk, he didn't touch those things, but the things Li Muyun gave were the most practical, which made him unable to refuse.
Of course, this was an idea that Xuanzang had only when he didn't know that Li Muyun was cheating him, otherwise he would have to fight with him with the nine-ring tin staff in his hand.
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There is no need to take a detailed description of the farewell process. Xuanzang, who received the pass certificate, was as thoughtful as an arrow. After saying goodbye in a hurry, he embarked on the "journey".
But neither the poor monk nor Li Muyun thought that if he had set out as he was, there would probably be no one to make any decisions about him. But it was because Li Mu went to give him some things that Xuanzang suffered a lot along the way, but this is all a story and is not within the scope of this book.
Chapter completed!