Li Muyun just said casually, never thinking that there was no word for shorts in this era. Li Yuan was stunned when he asked, and thought for a long time before he said, "It's just underwear, a kind of calves, but it's easier to wear than that."

"Oh? Is there any real thing? Take it to take a look." Li Yuan, who was idle and a little ache, was curious and aroused by Li Muyun and said with great interest.

Look? What do you think about this? Although I am wearing shorts, I am in front of so many people...

At this time, someone said, can’t you take out a spare one?

I'm not afraid to tell you the truth: No!

After all, it is the ancient Tang Dynasty, and the four years of Zhenguan when the war has just ended. How could it be like the modern era in later generations, and you can pull out several pairs of underwear at home casually?

In this era of extremely scarce resources, most ordinary people actually don’t even have pants. Only those who are as pretentious as Li Muyun would wear underwear, but there is only one, as for the spare one... it doesn’t exist!

What? What do you think if farts and shit comes out?

There is nothing I can do, I can only stay naked! Wait until when to dry and when to wear it.

...

Looking at Li Muyun's embarrassing look, Li Yuan seemed to understand something, glanced at the two brothers Chen Mu and Chen Huo who were scammering, and did not ask any more questions.

After all, this old man has no habit of looking at other people's butts, so it's fine if he knows that the pants are roughly something.

Seeing that the old man didn't ask any more, Li Muyun naturally wouldn't cause trouble for himself. He looked at the bag in Chen Huo's hand and asked, "Have you bought the stuff?"

"It's all here!" Chen Huo put the bag reluctantly on the ground, and immediately a cry of chickens and ducks came out.

Li Muyun walked up to open the bag. When he saw about ten chickens and ducks inside, he unconsciously sucked the saliva that was about to flow out. He hadn't eaten meat for a long time, so he should be able to get moist.

But before he could do the next move, a strong force came from his butt, and then the old man's voice came from behind: "Stupid brat, why are you standing there? Why don't you go and prepare lunch soon."

Well, I didn't expect that the old man behind me was even more anxious than me. Li Muyun felt funny in his heart and looked up at Chen Mu and Chen Huo who were hiding aside, and said, "What are you two doing when you stand there? You don't have any price! You've called everyone here yet."

"What do you mean?" Chen Huo said blankly.

"Pretending to be a silly, right?" Li Muyun said with a lip silence: "There are only a few poor families in the village who are about to be pants, but in the end there are more than a dozen beggars wandering around the village. How stupid do you think people should be to see the abnormality?"

"Hahaha..." Li Yuan sat aside and listened to Li Muyun's interesting words and couldn't help but laugh.

He had been in the palace for a long time, and he had contacted many powerful people in the past. Chen Mu and others were also careful when they left the palace. How could anyone be as unscrupulous as Li Muyun? Besides, Li Muyun's way of speaking was somewhat of a habit of later generations, which also made Old Li Yuan feel interesting.

Chen Mu and Chen Huo were blushed by Old Li Yuan, and looked at Li Muyun for a while in a piss. Then they whistled and waved to the outside.

Damn boy, it turns out that the people outside were not from the village, but this guy has been pretending to be deaf and dumb, probably he has made up his mind to read the jokes of himself and others.

"Well, it seems that there are quite a few people." Li Muyun looked at the more than ten men gathered together, and smiled happily, throwing the bag and saying, "Each person and one person are ready to handle it. The old man is still waiting to eat chicken, don't delay things."

OK, it seems that this kid really treats himself as an old man. Chen Mu and others thought depressedly, but their subordinates were not slow. More than a dozen subordinates immediately burned the fire and killed the chicken.

While everyone was busy, Li Muyun suddenly found a big goose running out while she was busy, twisting her huge butt and screaming and running towards her direction.

Damn it! I think I'm bullying, right? Why don't I run to other places, and I have to run to myself! Looking at the big goose that is coming quickly, Li Muyun became angry from his heart, and became brave and became brave. He casually copied a sickle beside him, and waved it out in Chen Mu's "No" scream.

In an instant, the sickle drew a graceful arc in the air, and a tent of blood rain splashed out with the blade passing by, forming a sad and beautiful red color in the air.

Of course, the above is purely nonsense, and the real situation is actually like this.

Li Muyun held a sickle in his hand and cut off the big goose's neck with a click, but unexpectedly, there was still a piece of skin that was not broken. The big goose's head slid from top to bottom with the skin on his neck, revealing the big goose's blood-red neck.

And that's not all. Although the big goose lost its head, it still did not fall. She still walked firmly with her short legs towards Li Muyun. And while walking, there was blood flowing out from the broken mouth on her neck, which was more than a foot high.

Li Muyun, who had never killed a goose, was stunned. His eyes almost opened and he shouted, "Fuck me" and threw down his sickle and ran away. While running, he did not forget to curse: "Chen Mu, your uncle, you are scaring me!"

Chen Mu, who was killing a chicken, was speechless and thought to himself that I had reminded you not to do that. It was because you couldn't hold back the knife and it had something to do with me!

But Li Muyun only had Chen Mu's name in his mind because of Chen Mu's reminder. After instantly, he could not think of anything else. Naturally, he ran and cursed.

The young old man Li Yuan's subordinates were quite depressed, but after seeing Li Muyun's funny behavior, the depressed door somehow broke up and all burst into laughter, as if they saw the funnyest joke in the world.

As for Li Yuan, the old man was still sitting under the tree. After watching Li Muyun, who was marching like a flying man, jumping up to the wall nearly five feet high without holding it with his hands, he also showed a knowing smile.

Poor Li Muyun squatted on the wall and stared at the headless big goose walking in the yard for nearly half a minute. Until the big goose fell down, he was still a little shocked. No matter how Chen Mu and others called him, he refused to get off the wall.

Until all the chickens, ducks, and geese were killed and the hair was gone, then he let out a long breath and jumped carefully from the wall, sat down next to Li Yuan and complained: "Oh my real father, I'm so scared."
Chapter completed!