Chapter 360 Do you know who I am?
When did Li Xiaogong suffer such a loss? He was so angry that he screamed. He got up from the beauty, swung a long worm under his crotch, jumped off the bed, reached out to point at Li Chongyi's nose, and shouted: "Whose general is you, you dare to break into my house and ask your master to come over. This matter is not over today!"
Li Chongyi looked down at him, ignored him, but did not touch him, because Li Mu said that he would only smash things today and not hit people. He went straight past Li Xiaogong, picked up a stool, and continued to smash it with a tinkle.
Li Xiaogong didn't expect that he would be furious and was furious. He was born as a military general. Although he hadn't fought with anyone for many years and had his body emptied by wine and sex, his foundation was still there. He punched him with a punch, and his voice was as loud as thunder: "I'll kill you, a silly guy!"
With the words, he punched Li Chongyi's back. If he put it on an ordinary person, he would definitely have to take half of his life. Unfortunately, the target of this punch was Li Chongyi. The big man was not just born with divine power. There is a saying that he would not lose his strength. In terms of defense, he was also different from ordinary people.
Li Xiaogong's huge punch hit Li Chongyi, who was wearing armor, basically without breaking his defense.
Li Chongyi turned around and looked at Li Xiaogong, frowned and became in trouble.
If he slapped him out at this time, Li Xiaogong would definitely fly out of the window. But Li Mu specifically instructed him not to hurt others. If he cannot hurt others, he cannot fight back. What should I do?
But Li Xiaogong was so angry!
This silly man not only ignored his existence, but also ignored his attacks... Although Li Xiaogong is not a powerful general known for his military power, he is also from a military general after all. Li Chongyi's reaction made him feel a great humiliation.
"I'll fight you!"
Li Xiaogong was so angry that he didn't care about his rules and swung the turtle punch. But his strength at this time was indeed much lower than at his peak, and he hit a monster like Li Chongyi, which had no effect at all, and could only make him tremble slightly.
Li Chongyi was not in a hurry to fight back. He just looked at him, and saw that he was sweating profusely, and he was still in the mood to persuade him: "Uncle, don't hit him again. If you hit him again, I will be angry. It's not that I don't know how to fight back, but I'm afraid that the force will be too big and will break you. My elder brother said that I will only smash things today and not hurt people."
Li Xiaogong punched more than ten punches, but he couldn't hit him anymore. He panted and shouted, "Who is your elder brother? You, call him here!"
At this time, Li Mu also heard the voice and rushed in angrily. When he saw a middle-aged uncle who was actually beating Li Chongyi, he was immediately angry and said coldly: "Who are you? How dare you hit my brother? Do you know who I am?"
When Li Xiaogong heard this, he was so angry that he laughed. He lived so much that he had never seen someone so arrogant in front of him. He asked, "Boy, he is quite arrogant. I have never seen someone who dares to call himself "I" in front of me. Do you know who I am?"
Li Mu looked up and down at the naked man and thought to himself that people who could sleep in a place like Chunfeng Tower can have a high status. At most, they would be just a viscount or a fourth or fifth-rank official from other provinces. People above this level were called Jiaofangsi and sent official prostitutes to the mansion to have fun. How could they come to such a place?
Seeing this old guy's tone was quite arrogant, Li Mugao glanced at him and thought to himself that he might be a viscount.
So what, I am no older than you!
Thinking of this, Li Mu had nothing to be afraid of. He was louder than the sound, could I be afraid of you? He came to Li Xiaogong and opened his throat and shouted: "Since you want to know who I am, I will tell you, just don't scare me to pee your pants! Listen carefully, my surname is Li and Mu, and Your Majesty is personally named Zhulu Marquis! From the third-rank minister of the Interior Office, the general of the imperial property of the treasury and the imperial property of the palace, etc. The King of Yue and the Prince of Zhao took me as his teacher. When the prince saw me, he would call me brother. Have you heard it clearly?"
After saying that, he stared at Li Xiaogong's eyes, and said word by word, "I have finished speaking, you old boy, show your identity? Let me see which god you are, and dare to hit my brother!"
Li Mu, the Marquis of Zhulu?
When Li Xiaogong heard this name, he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows. He has heard this name too many times in the past six months. He was the one who founded the imperial seal, he was the one who invented the Zhenguan Plow, he was the one who started the Tang Dynasty Daily, and he was the one who fought with Kong Yingda and Wei Zheng and won.
He was also Li Ji's godson and Tang Jian's stepson. He was favored by the Emperor, and he accepted his clan and became a royal relative. This young man who appeared out of thin air really made a lot of trouble in just half a year.
Although he has been famous for a long time, since Li Xiaogong has never participated in any affairs and cannot take the initiative to contact his favorite ministers like Li Mu due to his special circumstances, the two have never met each other.
Unexpectedly, the first time I met was in such an embarrassing situation.
Li Xiaogong sneered, imitating Li Mu's tone, and said, "Since you want to know who I am, then I will tell you, just don't scare me to pee your pants! Listen carefully, my surname is Li, the name is Xiaogong, and the Supreme Emperor personally granted the title of Prince Zhao. Now that Your Majesty ascended the throne, he changed his title to Prince Hejian, and actually granted 1,200 households! Li Jing and Li Ji were once the General of the Central Army under my tent. When Your Majesty saw me, he would call me "Brother!" Li Xiaogong stretched out a finger, pointed at Li Mu's chest, and asked word by word: "Did you hear it clearly?"
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Li Mu swallowed and felt that breathing was somewhat difficult. He looked at Li Xiaogong up and down again, but still couldn't see any shadow of the legendary general whose achievements were comparable to Li Shimin. However, judging from the confidence he showed when Li Xiaogong just said that, his intuition told Li Mu that the person in front of him was Li Xiaogong!
Holding his last hope, Li Mu gritted his teeth and said, "I don't believe it! How could the Prince of Hejian come to such a place? You must be a liar!"
"Hmph! Can't I have this hobby?" Li Xiaogong shook the worm under his crotch, not caring at all. He has experienced many wars and has long been indifferent to life and death. How could a person who doesn't care about life and death care about false reputation?
Besides, who dares to chew his tongue behind his back?
"Are you really the Prince of Hejian?"
"If you don't believe me, please ask the madam!"
"Madam!!" Li Mu shouted, and the Madam rolled over and crawled over. Seeing that Li Xiaogong was also alarmed, she was so scared that she was out of her mind. However, due to Yin Hongzhi's warning, she did not dare to tell her identity. She was squinting on the ground as if she was shaking.
Li Mu stared at her and asked, "Is this person the Prince of Hejian?"
"No, no..." The madam stammered and denied, Li Xiaogong interrupted her and said, "It's okay to tell him, just say it!"
The madam then said, "It's indeed the Prince of Hejian," after saying that, kneeling on the ground and crying: "I'll ask the Prince of the County to be the master. Chunfeng Tower was smashed like this. I can't explain to the boss that the boss will beat me to death..."
Li Mu's face turned pale. He knew that he had really caused trouble this time.
Li Ji once commented on the people in the court and specifically mentioned the Hejian prince. He repeatedly instructed that all the civil and military officials in the court could offend anyone and had room for reversal, but only Hejian prince Li Xiaogong must not offend him. If he offends him, he will die in vain.
Unexpectedly, not only did I offend today, but I also offend him completely. I caught someone in bed and this happened.
Although Li Chongyi was a little stupid, he was not stupid. Seeing that Li Mu's face changed, he knew in his heart that Li Mudou could not stop the trouble this time. He just knelt on the ground and said, "Prince, all the faults are caused by me. Please let my elder brother go and I will let you deal with it."
Li Xiaogong glanced at Li Chongyi without saying anything, and turned his eyes to Li Mu again.
Li Mu was very confused at this time. He knew that today's things could not be done well. But he would never be able to do it if his brother had to bear it on his behalf.
Damn, if a person dies and birds face the sky, they will never die for thousands of years! This kind of time travel has happened to me, which means that I am the chosen son of God. The protagonist's fate is only three episodes in the TV series. How can the protagonist die?
Li Mu made up his mind, took a deep breath, and his face gradually changed back.
Li Mu came to Li Chongyi and pulled him up. Li Xiaogong looked at him and sneered, saying, "Why, you still refuse to admit your mistake? Is this going to fight with me?"
Li Mu bowed and said, "I dare not offend the prince. Today's mistake is all about Li Mu. It's because Yin Hongzhi intended to murder me yesterday, so I came to cause trouble for him today. Unexpectedly, Yin Hongzhi was not here, but offended the prince. Now, Li Mu dared not defend himself. What the prince wants, Li Mu will take responsibility for it. But my brother is only fourteen years old this year. He is ignorant and obeys me completely. He also asks the prince to forgive his mistakes."
"Ten, fourteen?" Li Xiaogong was startled and looked at Li Chongyi carefully, and said in disbelief: "Impossible, how could this look like fourteen years old?"
Li Mu said in a deep voice: "I dare not deceive the prince, I am indeed only fourteen years old!"
"It really opened my eyes..." Li Xiaogong murmured, suddenly lowered his face, took the robe handed over by the beauty who was dressed in a hurry, tied it on her body, and hummed: "You two can't just forget about what happened today. You two, come with me. I must think carefully about how to deal with you!"
Li Mu said anxiously: "Prince, I will bear all the faults."
"Just talk nonsense to me!" Li Xiaogong said angrily: "Boy, I have heard of your name. In the past few months, relying on His Majesty's favor, you don't take anyone seriously. You are very arrogant! Today, I will teach you a lesson! If you say you have to take it with all your strength, you will take it with all your strength? You think too much of yourself! Now I have the final say, no one of you can escape!"
Seeing that Li Mu was not moving, Li Xiaogong said again: "Will you go? Don't go? Then no one else can leave, even the people outside! The madam, run for me and ask Li Jing to come and see me!"
Seeing this, Li Mu knew that the disobedience was too much, so he sighed and stopped the madam and said, "The prince doesn't have to do this. My brother and I will follow you."
Chapter completed!