The next day.

It was noon when Li Mu was willing to get up. Last night, Li Mu got drunk and fell asleep when he got home. He woke up in the middle of the night and was energetic. He and Bai Qiaoqiao were bothered until dawn. It was dawn and he was exhausted, so he hugged Bai Qiaoqiao and went to bed.

Bai Qiaoqiao was worried that she would be so joking with Li Mu every day and get up so late, and that she would be gossiped behind the back by the servants in the mansion. When Li Mu fell asleep, she quietly moved his arm away and got up. She was worried that Li Mu would not sleep well, so she stuffed Li Zhien, who had watched the show next to her for a night, into his arms. Li Zhien was not afraid of anyone who was gossiping and who would talk to her, but she felt happy. Isn’t the concubine just doing this? Being able to serve the master is more important than anything else.

So Li Zhien lay in Li Mu's arms and slept with him all morning in a daze. It was not until lunch that he was woken up by Bai Qiaoqiao, and under the servitude of Li Zhien, he put on his clothes and got up.

After washing up, Xiaozhu brought lunch. Li Mu took the newspaper from Bai Qiaoqiao, held it in his hand and weighed it, and raised his eyebrows.

Today's newspapers are a bit too much.

Li Mu opened the newspaper and flipped through it. Today's newspapers have three sheets and two sheets, all of which are masterpieces of the censors. There are eight articles published in total, and the contents are almost the same. They all say that they were blinded by Lu Zhilin and falsely accused Zhulu Hou and regretted it. These days, they were at home and thought hard, and finally realized that Zhulu Hou did everything for the people of the world. Your Majesty has the wisdom of knowing people, so he would value Zhulu Hou. The deeds of the monarch and ministers will surely be passed down as beautiful stories in the future...

"Fennie!"

After reading a few articles, the content was almost the same. I couldn't help but feel boring. I threw the newspaper aside, picked up the chopsticks and started eating.

Bai Qiaoqiao didn't have the habit of reading newspapers, and was not curious. Li Zhien was curious, picked up the newspaper and looked at it, covering his mouth and holding his smile. Li Mu looked at her and said, "What are you laughing at? Is it funny?"

"Of course it's funny." Li Zhien put down the newspaper and said, "Master, if you remember correctly, there would be more than ten censors who falsely accused you with Lu Zhilin that day. There are only eight articles here, which means that there are still people who haven't written them."

Li Mu put a piece of beef in sauce and stuffed it into his mouth. After bidding for fifty cents, he always bought some cows that fell to death inexplicably. It was really strange.

"Is it not normal for someone to write? Is it so stupid? It's funny?"

"Oh, master, you don't understand what I mean." Li Zhien smiled and said, "Someone wrote it, some people didn't. Do you guess will the fight start?"

"Huh?" Li Mu thought for a while, nodded, and said, "It must be a fight, oh! I didn't get involved in such a big fun, it's really a mistake! I'll get up early, it's too late, I can't see it now!"

"It's not too late." Lee Ji-eun blinked and said, "Isn't there anything else I haven't done?"

"What's the matter?" Li Mu was stunned for a moment, suddenly realized what was going on, and glared at Li Zhien angrily: "Where to eat, I think of such a disgusting thing! Even if I want to throw it on... then, I won't do it myself! Every girl's family, don't think about these useless things, eat!"

"Oh..." Li Zhien bulged his mouth and looked at Bai Qiaoqiao aggrievedly. Bai Qiaoqiao picked up a slice of beef sauce for her and said, "Eat quickly, we have to go to the store to check it out later."

After lunch, Bai Qiaoqiao took Li Zhien to Jingdongji. Li Mu called Li Chongyi and Dugu Jiu to get on the carriage. Just as he was about to go out, he suddenly smelled a stinking smell. He saw two night fragrance cars parked at the gate of the shop. The wind was blowing here. Li Mu and others were in the lower wind, and the smell kept floating over.

Li Mu was furious, his grandmother, I haven't taken action yet, you have to do it first. What does it mean? I've got two manure trucks blocked my door and wanted to throw it into my house?

"Big guy, do you know how to do it?"

"Yeah!" Li Chongyi responded, jumped off the shaft of the car, and rushed straight over with a giant axe. As soon as he got closer, he was about to start a killing spree, and one person flashed out from behind the two Yexiang cars. Li Mu looked closely and saw that one was fat and thin, one was tall and one short, which was Changsun Chong and Wang Pu.

Both of them blocked their noses with paper balls. When they saw Li Mu, they hurried over.

Wang Pu ran faster than Changsun Chongling, and came to Li Mu first and said, "Marty, I've been waiting for a long time. Let's set off now?"

"Master, Master!" Changsun ran for a few steps and was already panting. The paper ball blocked on his nose also fell off. These breaths of breath were sucked into his stomach, and his stomach kept churning. He wanted to speak. He held the shaft of the car and retching for a while before he could barely recover and said, "Master, disciple, and disciple are also ready, a car is full!"

Li Mu asked knowingly, "What do you mean? I avenge myself, why are you joining in the fun? I don't want people to think that I'm bullying others by virtue."

"No!" Wang Pu said quickly: "We are all spontaneous and voluntary. If anything happens, we will take responsibility for it ourselves and have nothing to do with the Marquis."

"Yeah?"

Changsun nodded violently: "Yes, yes, yes, master, these are all things that the disciple should do!"

"Oh." Li Mu nodded and said, "Okay, I can't let your heart be wasted, right... But, what about you two, what about the others?"

Changsun Chong said: "The Dugu Gai Master commissioned Bai Shiling from Jingdong Ji to help collect Yexiang. Yuchi Huan also got a car. Now he parked on the only way under the Censor's Office. He just waited for the master to give him the order and poured them on the road. Although the other shareholders, although they had not arrived, all paid for the money, and no one looked at him, this is a list."

Changsun Chong said, handing over a list to Li Mu. Li Mu picked it up and glanced. Basically, all the shareholders of Datang Salt Industry paid to collect Ye Xiang. The car in front of him was just like that, and there were a total of seven or eight cars.

"The same is true for me." Wang Pu also handed over a list, who was a member of the Tang Dynasty Mining.

Li Mu looked at the two lists and sighed: "What kind of virtue is Li Mu? How can I get you so kind to love? Alas..."

Changsun Chong quickly flattered and said, "Master has worked hard and made great contributions. Everyone sees it. The disciple thinks it is all right. Master does not have to be too humble."

"Yes, Marquis, everyone is willing to do it, why are you polite?"

"Okay, since you all say that, I will thank you for your kindness for the censors. I hope they can have a good sleep after bathing in fragrant soup." Li Mu laughed, waved his hand forward, and said, "Xiao Jiu, go to Jingdong Gathering to inform the gathering and get the list. Except for those who repent in the Tang Daily today, I have poured them all for me, and don't let go of any of them. Remember, the disaster is not enough for my wife and children. If you see it, we are not unreasonable people! Let's set off!"

Wang Pu was very excited. He was a playboy and thought he could play all the things that the playboy could play. Unexpectedly, Li Mu opened a new door for him. It turned out that he could play like this. It was so interesting to fill the censor's dung and eat the censor's shit. Even if he was not for the benefit of the family, he wanted to participate and shouted excitedly: "Let's go! Let's drink one first!"

Although Changsun Chong felt insulting in his heart, he had become a disciple and could not turn back. As Li Mu's apprentice, he could not get rid of anything. Anyway, he was stabbed by someone's backbone. It would be better to have fun first! After understanding this, there was no obstacle in his heart. In his car, the two bubbles he pulled last night were really smelly.

The group of people rushed straight to a stubborn censor's house. Many of the people on the road read the newspapers a few days ago and knew what was going on. Some even went to register to sell night incense. Seeing that Li Mu was out, they followed him. The team was getting more and more crowded, and the streets were almost blocked.

...

Tai Chi Palace.

Li Shimin was holding a cloth bag in his hand. It was ice inside and applying his cheeks. I don’t know what happened today. When he woke up in the morning, his teeth began to hurt, and the cheeks on his left were swollen. Please ask Sun Simiao to see him. Sun Simiao only said that it was caused by the depression of heart fire, and there was no good idea. In desperation, Li Shimin had to use ice to relieve it.

Li Shimin grinned and said angrily: "High-ranking officials, are there any news? What are you doing? Is it so difficult to find out some news?"

"There's there, your Majesty, there's news!" Eunuch Gao took a note from a small eunuch, glanced a few times while running, ran to Li Shimin and presented it with his hands. Li Shimin returned and said, "Can't you see my toothache? You can't read it!"

"Hey, I'll read it to you." Eunuch Gao said: "The news from the bad people outside the palace was that Zhulu Hou brought people to fill the carriages of ten censors with night fragrance, and the rest were thrown into the mansion of these censors through the wall. Now Zhulu Hou is sending money at the entrance of Jingdong Ji. The people lined up a long queue, and they all were happy..."

"Oh..." Li Shimin's teeth hurt even more, and he took a breath and said, "My heart is all from here! Li Mu, Li Mu, I'm just going to piss me off! I was still thinking during lunch that Li Mu didn't move all morning, maybe he's sensible? He was thinking about it? Unexpectedly, he did it! Absurd! Absurd! How should this be recorded if later generations write history! A ridiculous marquis appeared in Zhenguan Dynasty, throwing feces on the street. I don't care about it and ignore it?"

"Hiss... I want me to be a fool! A bastard!!"

What else can Eunuch Gao say? He said carefully: "Your Majesty, I feel that Zhulu Hou didn't move all morning, and I guess he had struggled..."

"Fart!" Li Shimin cursed angrily, touching the nerves of the gums, and it hurt again, covering his face. It took him a long time to recover and said, "Don't say good things to him, I'm not a fool! He just didn't wake up yesterday... Oh, my teeth hurt so much!"

"Your Majesty calm down, I will go and get some ice."

Li Shimin waved his hand, and Eunuch Gao quickly slipped out. After being scolded by Li Yuan yesterday, Li Shimin was not angry when he returned to the palace. Eunuch Gao was serving him, cautiously walking on thin ice, afraid that something would make you angry if you say something wrong. Unexpectedly, Li Shimin had a toothache and still couldn't escape.

Carefully brought to the door, Eunuch Gao turned around and looked at the little eunuch who had just delivered the letter at the door. The little eunuch smiled on his face. Logically speaking, he should have received a reward when he sent the notes in time.

"What are you looking at?"

The little eunuch was stunned.

"What are we asking you to see? What are you waiting for? Waiting for rewards? The news is delivered so late, and I still have the face to give it to you? The miscellaneous families want to slap you to death!"

The little eunuch suddenly cried and knelt at Eunuch Gao's feet and kept kowtowing: "Don't calm down, my ancestor..."

"roll!"

The little eunuch rolled and crawled away. Eunuch Gao took a deep breath and felt much more comfortable.

"Your Majesty scolds me, I will scold you! Eggless things..." Eunuch Gao cursed, looked down at his crotch, pursed his lips, snorted, and went to find ice.

There were more than 30 mats on the streets of Jingdong Ji. Although the weather was cold, it could not stop the enthusiasm of the people.

Today, there are people who are "summers together" who can bring their families to eat. If they are open, they can still take them away if they can't finish them.

Li Mu held a roast lamb leg in his hand and ate it slowly, feeling a lot of emotion. He pointed to the table in front of him. He had just finished eating and was 'packing' the person he wanted to take away, and said to Wang Pu and Changsun beside him: "Look at how simple the people of my Tang Dynasty are. I will give them money, but they will not want them all, and they will be satisfied with just one meal. It is really simple and touching."

When Changsun Chong heard this, he curled his lips. Where did he come from simplicity and how could he come from? Master, your old man’s idea is really unique!

That's right, this flowing mat was done with the remaining money from buying Yexiang. But this is not the case. Li Mu's original intention was to buy Yexiang for 10,000 yuan, and no matter how much, all the ten thousand yuan would be divided. However, the people who sell Yexiang were really embarrassed to cost ten yuan a bucket of manure. They gave too much, and they felt guilty and dared not ask for it. Do they don't want it?

The people refused to ask for it, and Li Mu had to give it to him. He was in a stalemate and had to settle down and open the flowing mat. The sheep alone killed thirty heads. They were all cooked and put on one pot after another. The people in front of them were not packing leftover rice, they just carried the basin and walked away. How could they be so simple?

Changsun Chong and Wang Pu did not speak out, not because they did not support the show, but because they really didn't know what to say.

Li Mu ignored them and continued to sigh: "You two, one is my disciple, and the other is my brother..."

Wang Pu smiled and said, "No brother, it's a cow and horse, I'm the Marquis's calf and horse."

Li Mu frowned and said, "It's not good to say so, right? It's a bit insulting."

"How can you do it? Didn't the Marquis say that it is the ox of the people, the ox of His Majesty, and the ox of His Majesty. I can't compare with the Marquis, and I can't be the ox of the people. Your Majesty's ox of the Marquis, so I have to retreat and be the ox of the Marquis. If you let the ox of the Marquis, you will be willing to insult you?"
Chapter completed!