Chapter 55: Human Spells
Li Qi dared not doubt the ability of this old turtle. To put it bluntly, the old turtle would be enough to deal with him by just a few beasts, but of course he would not believe anything to help others.
"Help others? Haha! Do you think I will believe this nonsense? In my understanding, there is no free lunch in this world. If you don't ask for anything from me, how could you do your best to help me? Unless you are idle in the pain of the tortoise shell and deliberately play with me to relieve your boredom." Li Qi shook his head and sneered.
"You are really trying to save my old turtle's belly with the heart of a villain!"
The old turtle sighed and said, "I don't deny that the reason I stayed here is to wait for your arrival, but it's not that I have something to ask for you, but I have promised someone. That person was afraid that you would not be able to adapt for a while after you came here, so he begged me to wait for you here. If necessary, let me help you. Look at how long you have been here, you were in danger several times. If I hadn't helped you in the back, you would have been dead."
Li Qi did not doubt this, because when he first arrived, fortunately Chi and the others arrived in time, it was definitely not a coincidence, because if Chi and the others were going to leave the valley, they had to have instructions from heaven, that is, the instructions from the old turtle, and frowned and asked, "Who is that person?"
"He is just treating you well and has no intention. As for who he is, you will naturally know all this when you know that you have completed the task."
"I don't understand why people like you always make themselves look mysterious and profound. If you only speak halfway, you can't make it clearer." Li Qi said very unhappy.
If the old turtle doesn't know anything, it's fine. He can sit down, have a drink, make friends, etc. The problem is that he knows everything, but he doesn't say it, which makes Li Qi very depressed.
"I don't understand, why do you always complain that I don't tell you, and never think about figuring it out by yourself? I don't owe you anything." The old turtle said helplessly.
Li Qi snorted: "Who said you don't owe me? You brought me here."
The old turtle said, "I already have a turtle shell. I won't take the blame! It's your own wish for you to come here and it has nothing to do with me."
Li Qi rolled his eyes and said, "My wish? Brother Turtle, don't be funny, okay? My wish is to return to the Northern Song Dynasty and reunite with my family. I can swear by the sky and the earth. You are so awesome, don't you know?"
The old turtle said, "Didn't I say it? It's just a dream."
Meng, you uncle, do you think I am stupid? If it were Meng, could I still hold a pistol? I said that what happened now is more like a dream. Li Qi raised his hand and said, "Okay, okay! Let's say that, can I return to the Northern Song Dynasty after completing the task?"
The old turtle said lightly: "You can't complete the task, either."
“…!”
Li Qi was stunned for a while, then suddenly smiled and said, "Then what are you doing here?"
The old turtle sighed softly: "Actually, after you live in Black Stone Valley, I can leave because I have fulfilled my promise. But I think you are a little self-righteous and think you are very smart, so I plan to meet you. I met you this time just to remind you that this place is much scarier than you imagined. Don't think that you can do whatever you want here with advanced civilized knowledge. What you see is only the tip of the iceberg of this world. If you can get out of this iceberg, you will know how humble and insignificant you are."
Li Qi shook his head and said, "This is not what I care about."
"That's the problem. Everything you get now is very difficult. If you don't cherish it, you will feel very regretful because your task is not imposed on you by anyone, but your own wishes."
Li Qi was very confused when he heard this because he really didn't have the will.
The old turtle really didn't explain clearly, and said, "Okay, I'm going to say that. From this moment on, you have to rely on yourself to survive here."
Li Qi said in surprise: "You... are you leaving?"
"Um."
"Wait... and leave later! Let's chat again. Meeting is fate!" Li Qi hurriedly raised his hand and thought to himself that it was the only clue. I can't let it go. I'll hold it away first, so I don't believe I can't pry its mouth open. His eyes turned and asked again: "By the way! You are that 'God'!"
The old turtle said: "I didn't say that, it was the foolish humans below who thought so. I just didn't bother to explain it to them."
Li Qi frowned slightly when he heard this, and asked again: "I heard that people who are dying in Black Stone Valley will come here. Did you ask them to come?"
"Um."
"What about them?"
"I ate it."
"Where are you eaten by me?" Li Qi grew up and the answer was really something he had never expected.
The old turtle said, "Didn't you say that there is no free lunch in the world. I have always protected them and eat a few of them dying people. Is there anything wrong with it?"
"No...."
Li Qi shook his head and said sarcastically: "It's just that I see that your old gui's family is kind and kind. I thought you were a vegetarian, but I didn't expect you to still eat people. Haha, I really... I didn't expect it." A little fear flashed in his eyes.
The turtle smiled and asked, "Are you scared?"
Li Qi asked without answering, "Shouldn't I be afraid?"
The old turtle said: "When you realize this world, you know that this is nothing at all. Okay, it's time for me to leave!"
"Wait a little longer."
Li Qi said embarrassedly: "Don't pat your butt and leave. I haven't figured out anything now."
The old turtle said: "You don't need to figure out anything, because the only goal of human beings is to survive in this world. Thinking that so much will not help you at all."
"Yes! Survive!" Li Qi said: "That's what I mean. You don't know how to survive here now. Why don't you stay here and help me, or teach me some magic and pass on some skills."
The old turtle smiled and said, "Aren't you human spells already in your hands?" As he said that, he suddenly raised his left front leg and pointed at Li Qi's right hand.
Li Qi looked at the pistol in his hand and said, "It's just a pistol. I may not be able to beat it now. You can stay here to teach me some skills. It's best to allow me to fly and escape, be invulnerable to swords and guns, three heads and six arms, well... Also, let me think about it first."
The old turtle replied seriously: "Aren't your clothes already invulnerable to you? As for you want to fly, you can build a plane!"
“…!”
Li Qi was stunned for a moment and said, "I don't think about the plane very much. I just want to get an atomic bomb now." He added in his heart, and then exploded your mouth.
The old turtle said, "It's OK!"
Is it not even afraid of the atomic bomb? Forget it, try it again if you have the chance. Li Qi suddenly smiled and said harmlessly: "Brother Turtle, why don't I take you as my teacher and learn from you. When I become stronger, I will save mankind and maintain world peace, okay?"
The old turtle was silent for a little, and said helplessly: "I'll be spared from being a disciple. I'll help you again, you can close your eyes first."
Li Qi said, "Brother Turtle, you are so powerful, don't play this trick. If I open my eyes, you will definitely disappear. This is the game I played when I was a child."
The old turtle smiled and said, "I'm leaving, can you keep it?"
This is true. Li Qi's eyes turned and he laughed and said, "Brother Turtle, I'm really not hiding you. I am a very stupid person. I can't learn any quick-achieving method. Moreover, my parents told me since I was a child that no matter what I learned, this foundation is very important. You see, I have never learned any magic. I should start from the foundation, so as not to get possessed and practice Dugu Jiujian into the evil-proof sword technique. Otherwise, I will become a disciple today, and I will make another delicious meal tomorrow to honor you. Let's start learning the day after tomorrow."
He didn't want to learn any magic. He had no interest in those things at all. He just wanted to keep the old turtle and ask what was going on.
"You guys are really talking nonsense!"
"I...!"
As soon as Li Qi said a word, he felt his eyes turn black, his ears buzzing, and his brain is a little groggy.
"Li Qi! Li Qi!"
In a daze, Li Qi heard someone calling him, and opened his eyes, and saw a green face swaying in front of him, and couldn't help but exclaim: "Ancestor!"
"Why are you sitting here and falling asleep!" The farmer said curiously, carrying a handful of grass.
Are you asleep? Li Qi suddenly stood up, looked around, and found that he was at the place he had made an appointment with the farmer. Damn! I was fooled by that old turtle! Could it be... he had already spread the power of Immortality. Thinking of this, he jumped gently.
Ten centimeters above the ground.
The farmer beside him looked curiously and said, "What are you doing?"
"Oh...no...nothing."
Li Qi shook his head, his face slightly red.
Suddenly, I heard the voice of the old turtle coming from the sky, "Everything you have now is hard-won. You have to make good use of them, because these are the most powerful spells for you humans, and nothing else can help you."
"Damn! Why is it hard to come by? You can make it clear!"
Li Qi shouted excitedly.
"Are you talking to me?" Nong looked at Li Qi curiously.
Li Qi looked back at Nong and asked, "Didn't you hear it?"
The Nong nodded and said, "I heard you say, 'Why is it hard to come by, you should make it clear!"
"That's all?"
Chapter completed!