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Chapter 16 The Heavens in Sleeping Clothes

"It's over, it's over... My dream is shattered like this, life is pale, what's the difference between it and a salted fish!"

Luo Feng's eyes were dissipated and he murmured to himself. He sat back on the chair with a slump. He seemed to have been evaded and was in a daze.

Seeing a young man with ambition become a salted fish, Jiu Jianxian was a little disgusted. After all, he drank a lot of wine in vain, but he pursed his lips and refused to let go. It seemed that the word "Immortality" was extremely important, and the immortals dared not get involved in cause and effect.

After thinking about it, the Jiu Jianxian kindly advised: "Shopkeeper Luo, you will not be so depressed if you don't have the chance to cultivate immortality. There are still many meaningful things to do in life, just like I do. It is also a good pursuit to swear to taste all the fine wines in the world."

"Oh..." Luo Feng sighed deeply: "God took away my dreams, took time to my soul, and left me with a beautiful skin... It's so sad! But no matter how difficult life is, I can only grit my teeth and live, and I must find a reason for myself to live."

The Jiujianxian nodded slowly, and his impression of Luo Feng changed a little. He felt that this man knew the law of fate and knew his fate clearly, and did not get entangled.

"What does the shopkeeper Luo plan to do in the future? If the old Taoist can do, he can help you."

Because Luo Feng was talking nonsense about recruiting soldiers and rebelling with flags, the Immortal of Jiujian was also a little worried, and was afraid that he would reject his request to cultivate immortality, but instead caused a war disaster in the world for no reason. He couldn't help but ask in detail, saying that it was help, but in fact it was just a test.

The Song Dynasty was not over, and if Mr. Luo wanted to rebel, he would only catch the moon in the water. He would inevitably fail, but he would implicate countless innocent people's families and their families were destroyed. After the war disaster, he would commit a great sin.

"What else can I do?" Luo Feng smiled bitterly: "It's not meaningful to be an emperor... Being kind and charitable, repairing bridges and roads is useless... I can also entertain myself and live a life of being useless."

The Jiujianxian breathed a sigh of relief. Judging from this, Mr. Luo Fu was going to spend money to enjoy his family and be a harmless playboy.

Although being a playboy is of no benefit to the world, it is not harmful. In this way, the Jiujianxian will not get involved in cause and effect, and he will immediately feel relieved.

Luo Feng said embarrassedly: "The Taoist priest's words just now reminded me that I can follow the Taoist priest and find a hobby to pass the time for myself."

"How about drinking so well? Let's be a drinker. If you have time, you can have a drink together?"

Jiu Jianxian licked his lips and asked with a smile. It seemed that he had already had Luo Feng for a while. He had not drunk enough. He was thinking about coming to take advantage of Luo Feng in the future and drinking with him.

Luo Feng waved his hand and said, "The Taoist priest is an immortal, you can never get drunk for a thousand cups. The younger generation is a mortal. Drinking too much harms the body, but you cannot learn the hobbies of the immortals in the wine. The hobbies selected by the younger generation are slightly different from those of the Taoist priest, but they are quite similar."

Jiu Jianxian was a little disappointed, and a little confused in his heart. He couldn't help asking: "What is the hobby that Manager Luo chose? Drink tea?"

"What's the point of drinking tea? Let's fade out!"

Luo Feng shook his head disdainfully and said, "Since ancient times, wine and sex are not separated. Seniors are immortals in wine. You should imitate seniors and be evil ghosts in sex. The Taoist priest drinks thousands of cups and never gets drunk. Luo will come to Ye Yu Qianniao. The Taoist priest vows to taste all the fine wines in the world, and Luo will swear to sleep all the beautiful women in the world... Do you think our hobbies are very similar?"

When the Jiu Jianxian heard this, his face turned dark and cursed: "It's just a big deal! The old Taoist's hobbies are elegant things. What's your hobbies? They are so vulgar, they are simply morally corrupt!"

Luo Feng looked surprised and said in surprise: "What did Taoist Master say? It's true that only immortals are allowed to drink heavily, and not ordinary people are allowed to pick up girls? Why is my hobby not elegant? The Master said: 'Food, sex and nature'. The poem says: 'Beautiful ladies are good friends for gentlemen'. Don't the literati and elegant guests of this dynasty like to go to the brothel of Jiaofang? There are Liu Sanbian who wrote the lyrics under the orders, and there are Shanmai Weiyun, Master Qin, you, an old Taoist, have you drunk wine for most of your life, how many elegant poems have you written?"

Jiu Jianxian was so angry that his beard was trembling and scolded patiently: "The old man may not drink others, but you are lustful but want bad people to be innocent, play with feelings, hurt countless innocent women, and leave countless evil fates!"

"Master Taoist, you are judging a gentleman's ambition by the heart of a villain!"

Luo Feng said with a grievance: "You Tao is 'a gentleman is lustful, and marrys it well'. Luo has always been a person who cherishes flowers and fragrance. How could he be irresponsible and act like a beast? Luo is lustful, because he is heartless and polite, and everyone is sincere! He also has to set rules for himself, not provoking married women, not forcing others to submit with money, and thirdly, after he gets it, he will marry him and love him well, treat everyone equally, and enjoy the rain and dew. It is not illegal for this dynasty to take concubines. My Luo family is rich enough to rival the country, and can't afford to raise tens of thousands of concubines?"

Jiu Jianxian felt aching when he heard this. He didn't want to talk to him about these vulgar topics, but he was worried that letting him harm women all over the world would commit evil. He could only frown and ask: "The old man saw that good wine, he could stay at the door of the restaurant and beg for drinks. How could you get started if you like a beauty? It's not a coercion and temptation!"

"The Taoist priest is a monk and is not close to women. I don't understand this!"

Luo Feng approached and whispered: "There is a matchmaker Wang Po who is good at making connections on Zishi Street, Chaoyanggu County. The Wang Po doesn't know a lot of words, but he has summarized a set of peerless tricks to attract women, called the "Sheng Guang" strategy. To implement this strategy, you must have all five things, and these five things are 'Pan Lu Deng Xiaoxian'."

Luo Feng took a pose of a young man and pointed to his handsome face and said, "'Pan' is like Pan An, 'Donkey' is what you understand, 'Deng' is richer than Deng Tong, 'Little' means little is gentle and knows how to coax people, 'idle' means no need to work hard for life, there is plenty of time. Luo is not talented, he has everything, and the only thing he lacks is time. Now his dream is broken and his life is wasted, but time is there."

As a single fairy dog, Jiu Jianxian really doesn't understand this matter between men and women, but after hearing what Luo Feng said, the more he listened, the colder he felt, and he felt that what he said was not false.

This guy really has no shortage of capital for attracting bees and butterflies. If he really spends time, energy and money to start, he can really get married to his daughter's country!

"Shopkeeper Luo, how can you, as a man, satisfy tens of thousands of women? There will always be someone who stays in the empty bedroom."

Jiu Jianxian advised, "I don't ask you to die alone, marrying three wives and four concubines is enough, right?"

"Okay, I'll give the Taoist priest a little bit of a shame and only marry three wives and four concubines, but this requires careful selection."

Luo Feng listened to the advice, rubbed his hands and said, "Let me think about what kind of goal should I look for? The eldest lady of the martial arts family? The innocent but simple and cute little fairy? The ill-fated little vixen? The weird little girl? The pretty disciple of the Female Fairy Sect? With the methods of my Lord Luo, those young and innocent young people are gentle and considerate to me, and they are more tired than my daughter's thoughts! "

Although marriage is determined by nature, men and women are not breeding for cats and dogs. Some people say that good women cannot resist the hard work of men. What's more, Luo Feng's serious and rich manly, he wants money and good looks and has good martial arts skills. If he really wants to lose face, he uses the soft film hard foam to get rid of his face. He may not be able to make him successful.

Luo Feng said this in the ears of the Jiujianxian. It was like the sky thunder. Although he didn't know why he was so shocked, he felt that if Luo Daguan Ren really succeeded, a green light would shine brightly on the nine heavens, and the foundation of the heaven and earth was unstable. He was inexplicably involved in huge karma of cause and effect. If he did not stop this, his body and death would be lighter!

"This matter must not be done!"

The Jiujianxian suddenly stood up and shouted loudly.

Luo Feng blinked, and said angrily: "Master, you are too polite, and you are not reasonable? My personal affairs of marrying a wife and taking concubines are also subject to the immortals? After drinking a thousand bottles of fine wine, I wiped my mouth clean and refused to accept me into Shushan to subdue demons and eliminate demons. I suggest that I choose a hobby, you, and not allow me to sleep all over the world to comfort the poor life or you. How many steps have I taken back? In the end, you have to care about marrying three wives and four concubines. Are you idle or have you had a grudge against me in the previous life? If the Taoist priest can make sense, Luo will listen to you. If he can't make sense, we will go to the street to ask the people to judge the people, so that the people in Shu know that the immortals will be drunk and crazy when they drink too much, and they are so arrogant."

After being squeezed by Luo Feng, the Jiujianxian felt that he was in a loss and his momentum was slightly reduced. He could not accurately predict the future based on his Taoist conduct. He did not understand why Luo Feng could even get married and take concubines to cause him to have an ominous premonition.

The immortal does not kill demons and eliminates demons, and takes care of the marriage of the rich family. He knows that he is the Jiujianxian, and he doesn't know that he thinks that the Yue Lao fell into a drunken state and fell down from the heaven!

Rubbing his temples, the Jiujianxian said helplessly: "What was your previous dream?"

"Blessing into Shushan..."

"Next!"

"Sleep all over the world..."

"The one in the middle!"

"Tell me three moves and two moves..."

"After saying that, what do you want to learn!"
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