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Chapter 39 Exercise clothes and cat tail

"What's the matter with Master!"

Xiaodie said sutra: "I am also from a martial arts family. When I was a child, I saw my father and brother practicing how they practiced. The so-called practice in summer and the three nines in winter. Only when they endure hardships can they become the best. Even if they practice this martial arts, no matter how hard or tiring it is, if Xiaodie can rely on this skill to escape from the devil's claws of Lu Xiangchuan after practicing it, it will be considered as a way to get what they wished and sweet."

The lustful immortal smiled and nodded, slapped his hand and appeared in his palm. He handed the clothes to Xiaodie and said, "What are you waiting for? Why don't you change your practice uniform?"

That set of clothes cannot be called "clothes" in Xiaodie's eyes - it's really too easy to use. The upper body is just a strapless breast, and the lower body is short to the extreme. It is paired with a pair of long boots that are also tabby-colored. In addition to the boots, there is also a fake cat ear hairpin and a fake cat tail.

Seeing Xiaodie twisted and refused to accept it, the lustful immortal said unhappy: "Who said just now can eat any bitterness? Just changing clothes is just dragging it down!"

Xiaodie said, "This dress is too exposed. It's just like wearing it without wearing it. It's so shameful. Can you not change it?"

The lustful immortal frowned and said, "Do you know that the ancient tomb sect has a martial art that requires two people to guide each other's true energy to practice it? The martial arts name is "The Jade Girl Su Heart Sutra". When practicing, the heat in the whole body is steaming. If the heat in clothes cannot be discharged, it will become a devil. The pair of men and women who are talking about do not care about the defenses of men and women in order to practice this kung fu, and the master and apprentice who really practiced face to face with naked body. Later, the two of them practiced magical skills and became famous Condor Heroes in the world!"

He pushed the cosplay suit in front of Xiaodie again, and the lustful immortal said, "If you don't wear this practice suit, the heat in your body will be steaming and unable to be discharged, and it will be a trivial matter. If you get into a fire and get hurt by the meridians, you will not be able to save it even if you are a master."

I always felt that my lustful master was making up stories to deceive people, but Xiaodie saw that he was very confident and talked endlessly, and it was true. In desperation, Yinya bit her clothes and covered her face and ran to change her clothes behind the broken wall.

After a while, Xiaodie changed into a cat-eared girl suit, walked to the lustful immortal with a pretty face, and handed the cat's tail over and said, "This tail disciple really doesn't know how to wear it. There is no hook-like accessories on her pants. There is nothing at the end of the tail except an oval hard object..."

The lustful immortal didn't say anything, signaling Xiaodie to watch him move. He stretched out his left hand, circled his thumb and index finger into a circle, then stretched out his right hand, and stretched out his index finger straight through the circle.

"Just put it on in a moment."

Xiaodie was angry from her heart, and she could no longer suppress her anger. She threw the cat's tail in her hand on the face of the cheap master and said angrily: "If you want to wear it, you can wear it yourself. I am also obsessed with it. I was deceived by your erotic embryo so much!"

The lustful immortal took the cat's tail thrown over and sneered: "Ignorance junior, you still want to learn advanced martial arts. It's better if you don't wear this tail. If you can't practice light skills at that time, don't blame me for not reminding you if you become a lame cat!"

Is installing a cat's tail related to practicing light skills?

Xiaodie had made up her mind to die and not believe in the lewd immortals, but after hearing what he said, her heart started to stir up again. If she practiced the skills of claws and did not cooperate with light skills, how could she escape from Lukagawa's claws?

Lu Xiangchuan is one of the best hidden weapons masters in the world. Hidden weapons make good people often have superb light skills, so that they can distance themselves from their opponents and use hidden weapons to kill enemies in positions that their opponents cannot touch.

If you have poor light skills and practice half-baked cat claw skills, and cannot catch up with the enemy, and can only be beaten on the spot, how could you be Rikagawa's opponent?

Xiaodie sighed and said, "If you tell me the truth, I will wear it! If you can't tell me the truth, it's fine if you don't practice this cat claw skill."

The lustful fairy said: "Have you seen how cats without tails act clumsy? The tail is an important organ for cats to maintain balance. Without the tail, the cat cannot adjust its center of gravity in the air. This tail is like the balance rod in the hands of a juggler walking a tightrope. If a cat wants to flexibly strike and jump, it is impossible to have a tail!"

Xiaodie recalled that she had really seen a bald cat. The cat could never catch a mouse after it had broken its tail. If it weren't for being raised, it would have been starved to death.

After hesitating, Xiaodie exclaimed, retrieved the cat's tail from the lustful immortal, and walked back behind the broken wall with dejected expression.

A low voice moan came from behind the broken wall, and Xiaodie walked out again with red face, and the cat's tail swung behind her.

"You can teach me martial arts now!" Xiaodie said with gritted teeth.

“It’s less smell…”

The lustful immortal pondered for a while, turned into a pen, blackened Xiaodie's nose, and drew three lines on the left and right sides of her cheeks.

"Beards are also very important for cats. Cats use their beards to judge the width of the cave. If there is no beard..."

"Master, your cat's beard is painted."

"Forget the body and take the spirit."

The lustful immortal examined Xiaodie's appearance again, and then nodded with satisfaction this time, took out a small flat box, came to Xiaodie's side, and faced Xiaodie's cat face, and held it high in the small box to face the two of them.

Suddenly, a dot on the small box flashed, and with a "click", the selfie was completed.

After saving the photos as a souvenir, the lustful immortal clapped his hands and a bunch of dried fish in strings appeared in his palms. Some green weeds appeared, tied the grass and dried fish to Xiaodie.

"This grass is called Mutianli, a cat's favorite plant. There is no need to explain the dried fish. You can now enter the cave to practice."

Xiaodie didn't take a step, and she said in confusion: "Master, you haven't told me how to practice."

The lustful immortal said: "The practice method is actually similar to "The Net of Heaven and Earth", but we practice cat claw skills, and we only replaced ninety-eighty-one sparrows with ninety-eighty-one cats."

Xiaodie asked, "Did the master ask me to go in and catch the cat?"

The lustful immortal shook his head and said, "There is no need to catch the cat. If you have dried fish and wooden sponge hanging on it, the cat will naturally come to catch you."

Xiaodie continued to ask, "Cat is here to catch me? Then how should I deal with it to be the correct way of practicing?"

The lustful immortal said, "How else can you deal with it? Just don't be caught by a cat to death."

Xiaodie had even more questions, but the lustful immortal was impatient and pushed her into the cave, then closed the door of the cave and used the top door bar to kill the door.

"A reminder, the cats inside have been hungry for three days and three nights. The teacher gave the cats some medicine that would go crazy. You should be more careful."

Xiaodie suddenly woke up and wanted to turn around and escape, but found that the door had been sealed tightly and could not move no matter how hard it was beaten.

When I turned around, I saw countless pairs of red eyes flashing from the dark and deep cave.
Chapter completed!
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