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Chapter Thirty-Six: Killing God

Luo Feng said: "Have you never thought of not relying on men and changing everything with your own strength?"

Xiaodie smiled, her smile was very indifferent, but she just pulled the corners of her mouth slightly, as if she had no strength to laugh, but she had to be amused by Luo Feng's words.

Luo Feng continued: "I won't help you kill people, and I can't protect you half a step, but I can give you strength."

Xiaodie's eyes widened, as if she saw a god, so she simply asked: "Are you a god?"

Luo Feng nodded and said, "Yes!"

Xiaodie's eyes widened even wider, watery, but when she looked at Luo Feng, she looked like she was looking at a charlatan.

Luo Feng sighed helplessly: "Why no one believes me when I tell the truth?"

Xiaodie sneered, "The gods are like you? At least three feet long beards are left, change your body to the back of the Taoist robe and bring the immortal sword again."

Luo Fengxu stroked the non-existent white beard and said leisurely: "It's just a skin. Mortals are just fascinated by lust and can't see through the air. Is it strange for me to be a fairy like me? There are also immortals with a scattered head, mud all over their body, a broken hat, a broken shoes, a broken fan, and an immortal who is a crutch with crutches, and even a fairy who turns into a beauties to get rid of a big-name car..."

Xiaodie is also a woman who reads poetry and books. She knows that Lu Renjia is talking about Living Buddha Jigong, Li Tieguai and Star Lord Huode. How can the immortals change their image to enlighten the ordinary people, and it is not impossible to descend to earth to enlighten a young woman with the image of a young man in the blood.

Xiaodie still doubted: "The gods will come to the mortal world to molest girls?"

Luo Feng's eyes curled up and said, "I am a lustful immortal."

Xiaodie said in surprise: "There are immortals lustful people?"

Luo Feng said: "That's right, there are immortals who are injuring Chang'e. Some of them come down to earth to capture the queen as the wife of the village. The reason among us is that the superiors are strict in control. The great river crab god is powerful and the erotic immortals are few. The immortals in the extreme west have become bulls to hook up with beautiful women, amateurs, and even those who are having their own daughters, brothers, mothers, granddaughters, grandparents, and grandparents. That's a mess."

Xiaodie knew that Zhu Bajie was impolite of Chang'e, and he was considered an immortal. The one who came down to earth to capture the queen and was the wife of the village was the Bodhisattva's mount, the golden-haired bark. This was probably not an immortal, but he could barely be considered an immortal beast.

She had no idea about the legend of immortals in the extreme west. She was worthy of being an immortal in such a mess. She was like a group of beasts!

Luo Feng continued: "The lustful immortal is the best teacher. I know another lustful immortal. His own ability is just average, but the ability of teaching his disciples is so powerful. If you are a lustful immortal, you will not suffer any loss or be deceived. You will not learn it for free in the next period."

Xiaodie looked at him with a slanted eye, and felt more and more that this person was talking nonsense.

Luo Feng seemed not to see Xiaodie's contemptuous gaze and continued: "Every disciple of that lustful immortal is extremely capable. The first disciple is known as the "golden flash" and travels through the space like walking in the garden, much more powerful than the little Taoist priest in Maoshan who only knows how to penetrate the walls. The remaining few brothers formed a secret organization. They originally planned to defend the earth and maintain world peace, but in the end they were deceived and used, and they almost destroyed the world. Even their master lustful immortal was powerless to stop it. What do you think about that lustful immortal?"

Xiaodie said coldly: "What should he do?"

Luo Feng said: "The lustful immortal accepted another disciple. The disciple's qualifications are still very poor, and even his IQ is a problem. He is a straight-minded stupid disciple. I never thought that since the silly disciple followed the lustful immortal, he has made great progress. He has only been practicing the top immortal arts for more than three years. He defeated all his brothers and defeated the mastermind who used his brothers to save the entire ninja world!"

After telling the story, Luo Feng cleared his throat and said to Xiaodie: "Now there is a lustful immortal standing in front of you, and he is destined to be with you. If you want to enlighten you and accept you as your disciple, why don't you give up? This opportunity is a blessing you have cultivated in your lifetime."

Xiaodie said with a cold face: "Is there a girl among the erotic disciples you mentioned?"

Luo Feng was stunned, thought for a moment, then slapped his hands and said, "Why aren't there? There is one, the name is Xiaonan!"

Xiaodie said: "That girl named Xiaonan is probably a mother, an ugly monster like Zhongli salt, right?"

Luo Feng shook his head and said, "Miss Xiaonan is a beautiful woman with excellent temperament and gentle personality!"

Xiaodie said, "Was that girl Xiaonan not attacked the lustful immortal?"

Luo Feng said awkwardly: "When the lustful immortal was a master for Xiaonan, Xiaonan was still young and was still a child. Although the lustful immortal was a little lustful, he would not be so despicable."

Xiaodie said: "I'm not a child, I have children."

Luo Feng muttered unhappily: "A few pieces of tofu are used to exchange for your skills. You are still picky. Other girls cried and begged me, but I still don't want to eat it."

Xiaodie took a deep breath, knowing that she could not beat him, so she could only bear it because she was fooled so much. She smiled and said, "Then this lustful fairy brother, Xiaodie's body is mortal, and she has eyes but cannot recognize Mount Tai. Why don't you show off your magic to open your eyes? Xiaodie believed it."

Luo Feng said: "This is simple!"

After saying that, he clapped his hands and a bamboo dragonfly played with appeared in the palm of his hand. He placed the bamboo dragonfly on his head, and the leaves quickly rotated. Luo Feng's body slowly floated up and floated in the air!

Xiaodie was so surprised that she couldn't stop talking. This man was really a god who came down to earth and could fly!

Luo Feng is a martial arts master. His martial arts skills have reached the realm of transformation, surpassing the great master of the Tang Dynasty, and reaching the realm of breaking through the innate world to break through the innate world.

However, there is a big flaw in the martial arts side. Only when you reach the peak of high martial arts can you gain the ability to fly around the world.

Even if you reach the middle and high-level martial arts realm of the Legend of the Emperor, the Divine Soldier Xuanqi and other high-level martial arts worlds, you still have to rely on divine weapons and magic weapons to fly.

However, it is not as good as a master on the magic side, the cultivation side and the superpower side. He has a low realm but only flying as if he is a casual person.

He still has to rely on mounts, vehicles or black technology to fly.

In the narrow indoor space, Luo Feng couldn't find a suitable prop to take off for a while. When he remembered that there was a bamboo dragonfly from the Doctor's World in the storage space, he used it.

Luo Feng's body was hanging in the air and said loudly: "When you walk alone, you can sit alone. The infinite world does not recognize me. Only the old tree spirit in the south of the city clearly knows the passing of the gods."

He flew around the house and continued to recite a poem: "He traveled to the north sea, and the green snake in his sleeves was full of gall. He went to Yueyang three times and was unaware of it, so he flew across Dongting Lake."

After chanting, he laughed loudly, "Hahahaha..."

It is really a grand and elegant fairy-like demeanor!

However, he was only three seconds old and was flying happily. He accidentally lost his balance and could not control the bamboo dragonfly. He hit the ceiling and poked his head into the rubble on the roof. His legs kicked for a while, but found that his head was stuck tightly, and kicking his legs was useless. He simply stopped struggling and his legs hanged quietly.

Although bamboo dragonflies are vehicles used by children in the 22nd century, not everyone can use them. Even if it is a child’s bicycle, it will take a while to practice them if you want to cyclize. Ye Bizarre has fallen a lot when practicing bamboo dragonflies back then.

Luo Feng had only used this bamboo dragonfly once or twice, and suddenly took it out to show off, but he was careless and missed his horse. This time he was so embarrassing.
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