Chapter 381 Exploding you is for your own good
Xiaoman's code words were replaced by a good child with a pure heart, and probably he couldn't understand it, but Chonglou understood the hidden true meaning. A cold air rose from the chrysanthemums, and a cold war followed his spine and hit the Tianling Gai.m.
It’s not that Chonglou’s thoughts are too filthy. After all, he is an old demon who has lived for tens of thousands of years and has talent and specialties. He still hopes that he is as simple and ignorant as a green boy, so it’s a bit difficult for him to be powerful.
Among the six realms, the race with the lowest upper and lower limits and the most strange and madmen has never been exposed. Chonglou has seen demons with abnormal brains countless times in the long life of the demons, and has certain knowledge of this traditional sport.
Of course, Chonglou, who is self-disciplined and has a high opinion of himself, will definitely not appreciate the fun of this sport, and it can even be said to be deeply disgusted. Once an unlucky male demon couple is engaged in this sport, he will accidentally see it, and the consequences will definitely be a cross-dimensional knife, which he treats as eye-catching garbage and is easily cleaned up.
He never expected that he would encounter a terrible situation where he might be shot into the soul by a mace, and personally participate in this vulgar sport that he hates the most.
After looking at it, the red-haired girl's expression was gloomy and ferocious, with a curved arc on the corner of her mouth, and her sharp teeth were like a smiling shark.
If he put two horns on her head, Chonglou couldn't tell who he or she is the number one devil in the world!
"A wise woman said that the way to a man's heart passes through the stomach..."
The red-haired devil said sinisterly: "Everyone understands this sentence as girls should know how to make delicious food to capture men's hearts, but I don't think so. It would be a bit too patriarchal to tie women to the kitchen. Our Nuwa clan is a feminist leader."
Playing with the thick mace and posing in a few fierce poses towards the air, the female devil continued: "If you change the angle and think in reverse, if you go upstream, in addition to your mouth, there is also an entrance from the man's body that can reach the stomach. The process is a little tortuous, and there is a little pain and struggle... Once you reach the stomach, it is not far from grasping your heart."
Chonglou has lived for so long and has been a devil for so long, and has never been afraid of anything. At this moment, listening to the sweet-looking little girl's words, she felt unprecedented creepy and couldn't help but take a breath.
"It is rumored that our extraterritorial inner demons can use mysterious soul spells and are best at fooling people's hearts."
The red-haired devil continued, "I don't know any soul magic, but I am very good at using pure physics to transform the fallen soul. There have been many successful cases in the past. The selfish evil monsters can be transformed into red and specialized. Many people call me the "soul engineer."
Raising the big mace and pointing at the heavy building, the red-haired female devil said seriously like a doctor prescribed: "Your heart disease is that your arrogance and paranoia blinds your original heart. To put it bluntly, it is machoism and self-righteous secondary disease.
Whenever you had a little respect for women and tolerant and honest heart, you would not have confessed to my great-grandmother until you died. The power of the Supreme Demon Lord became your capital to indulge in arrogance. You became more and more awe-in-law in your heart, and you became more and more unscrupulous in your actions. Fortunately, you still have a friend Jing Tian in the world. You can restrain your old love. When Jing Tian passes away, what else can stop your arrogant heart from expanding? What will happen if you continue like this? Sooner or later, it will harm the world. I will not be able to cure it. I'm sorry to the general public!
My treatment plan is to give you female empathy and feel the real experience of their most helpless and painful moments, which is when they are violent. In this way, your so-called arrogance will be shattered, and you will put yourself in the shoes of a woman in the future, with less rigidity and more gentleness. I believe that with this unforgettable experience, when you meet your beloved woman, you will be able to consider her considerately, no longer be stupid and pretend to be cool and miss a good marriage, and can tear open the cold shell and understand the woman's heart as a warm man."
It seems that there is some reason to be able to say such disgusting and dirty things so well-sounding. It seems that it is reasonable to think about you, cure diseases and save miserable children, and maintain world peace. Chonglou was also stunned when he heard it. He had seen the most fierce and insidious demon, but compared with the little witch in front of him, he was really a witch!
If Chonglou hadn't been mentally determined and clear-headed, he would have been almost bewitched by these words and willingly sticking out his butt for treatment!
Out of professional habits, even if you want to explode your anus, Luo Feng has to explain the truth clearly. After saying this big truth, he then held his big stick and rushed towards Chonglou step by step, saying as he walked: "Your chronic secondary disease and advanced straight male cancer are almost helpless. Based on the parents' hearts of the doctor who treats diseases and saves people, I can only use this physiotherapy instrument to treat the dead horse as a living horse. When the treatment starts, you have to endure the pain. If you can't help it, it's okay to shout it out. Anyway, it's very secluded here. Even if you scream out of your throat, no one will hear it."
The red-haired girl approached a step, and Chonglou took a trembling step back. While the golden light had not flashed, the Demon Lord's brain was about to turn and he tried hard to think about countermeasures.
First of all, Chonglou was considering whether he could avoid this soul-catching stick. After thinking carefully, he was sure that this stick was unavoidable!
From the previous experience of being slapped, as long as you sense the golden light, you don’t have time to react at all. There is no time difference. In a trance, the big stick has been stuffed into the place where it should be stuffed, as if it was already growing there!
Secondly, Chonglou was considering whether he could hold on to the fierce continuous blow of the big stick. After thinking carefully, Chonglou was sure that even if he could bear it, he would not be able to accept it emotionally!
The Immortal Demon Body is as hard as iron, and its recovery is first-class. Even if the mace is scratched with a little tender skin, it can be healed immediately. In terms of the damage caused, the impact on Chonglou is minimal. He can't be beaten to death for ten thousand years.
But, physical injuries can be taken, but what about mental trauma?
Chonglou dared not guarantee his own consent. He would not be confronted with any strange habits. At that time, the body is still the same, and the person may not be the same person as before!
This is the so-called "very terrifying thought". It is really scary. The incredible attack method of pure physics soul spells by the extraterritorial inner demons is so terrifying!
To be honest, Chonglou is actually a bit discriminating against women. He is not just targeting the female group, but discriminating against all creatures who are weaker than him. In his mind, the only one who is qualified to be on par with him was Fei Peng, who fought with him in the past, but he was just treating each other equally. When it comes to whom he is submissive, even Fuxi is not qualified except Shennong.
But at this moment, he actually felt fear from the bottom of his heart about the pretty and soft-looking red-haired girl walking in front of him, and he felt like a weak little girl stripped naked, watching the hooligans come with a stick but helpless.
It seemed as if the red-haired female devil said, he had personally experienced the feeling of a woman. The hard shell of the straight steel man peeled off and was forced to reveal his soft and real inner self.
Chapter completed!