Chapter 187 Internet celebrity Taoist priest
Luo Feng became more and more excited as he spoke. He sat up from the cushion, came to the front of the Jiujianxian, patted his shoulder, and said, "I support you with all my strength because you accidentally grabbed the tail of youth and stood on the wave of the development and changes of the times! This battle will surely sweep the six realms, change the world pattern, and ultimately lead the world towards great harmony. From the beginning, history will surely remember your great contributions!"
Jiu Jianxian couldn't figure it out. He accidentally slept with a few girls, but he suddenly became a giant in the times. Other great men of history have made unparalleled achievements that people went back to gossip about their romantic affairs. He is so good, because he became a great man because of the romantic affairs. It's a bit of a carnage.
The old Taoist said with a bitter face: "Master Luo, don't joke about me. I don't want to be famous in history because of this matter. It's better to get married in a low-key manner. My original intention was just to give those children a good destination, so I simply gave up ascension and spent the second half of my life in vain."
"How can that be done!" Luo Feng immediately denied: "I just want to set an example and show a new route of immortal advancement in addition to ascension, so that disciples of major immortal cultivation sects in the world can choose more of the ultimate goal of life, rather than just being able to kneel down and lick the gods, dig doors and steal holes to be dogs in the fairy world."
Jiu Jianxian said in surprise: "Zen Master, what do you mean? Cultivating immortals is not for ascension, what else can you do?"
Luo Feng pointed to the little snake girl beside the Jiujianxian and said for granted: "What else can I do to cultivate immortals? Of course, it is to marry a beautiful fairy girl and give birth to the next generation of genius! As the saying goes, one generation is stronger than the next generation. I believe that after more than a dozen generations of immortals and fairies, the talent of mixed-race babies born in the world will not be worse than that of the gods in the heavens! Our generation cannot beat the heavens, the next generation, and the next generation, sooner or later generations, and sooner or later generations, there will be a generation that can press the gods to the ground to rub them!"
"This...how is this still a place to cultivate immortals..."
The Jiujianxian couldn't turn this way, and he felt that Luo Feng's bewitching words completely subverted his cognition. Cultivating immortals was obviously a very elegant thing. He emphasized the importance of being pure in mind and having few desires, keeping precepts and leaving. When Luo Feng came to Luo Feng, he became a warm bed with his wife and children.
"You don't understand this, right?" Luo Feng said proudly: "Being able to make groundbreaking and subversive achievements in a field, in a fashionable way, is to redefine a certain concept. I am called redefining the cultivation of immortals!"
"Redefined the cultivation of immortals?" Jiu Jianxian said dumbfounded: "It sounds very powerful, but this is not a cultivation of immortals at all. You are trashing the word "cultivation of immortals!"
"Hmph! What does cultivating immortals mean? It's not up to the Emperor Fuxi to decide. It depends on what all living beings think."
Luo Feng snorted coldly and said, "If people mention the word "cultivation of immortality" in the future, they will not think of the 'green lamp scroll, alone, living in seclusion, and having no desires', but the charming demon girl, we will succeed."
He patted the shoulder of the Jiujianxian again, and Luo Feng said earnestly: "What we talk about in Buddhism is to look at changes correctly, because there are never eternal things in the universe. Only by constantly changing can we continue to improve and develop."
In order to increase persuasion, Luo Feng took out a phone snail and said: "When people mentioned mobile phones, they thought of physical buttons, solid appearance, strong signal, and resistant to falling. But when Apple redefined the concept of mobile phones, who still thought that mobile phones were like a ghost thing with an indestructible hammer head?"
Jiu Jianxian could not understand the modern mobile phone examples given by Luo Feng. He blinked in a daze, obviously confused.
Luo Feng also saw that he was confused and smiled and comforted: "Brother Jiujianxian, you don't have to worry too much. This matter may be complicated, but it is quite simple for you. All you have to do is live well and do meaningful things, and just leave the rest to me."
Jiu Jianxian scratched his head, but still didn't understand, and asked, "What does it mean to live well and do meaningful things?"
Luo Feng said with a grudge: "That's not simple, just like the ending of the fairy tale, the old Taoists and the princesses live a shameless and happy life. To be more specific, they are eating, drinking and having fun during the day, three times at night, and four times occasionally..."
Jiu Jianxian frowned and said, "This... isn't this too unpursuing? What's the difference between eating and waiting to die? What's the point of doing?"
"I don't like to hear this." Luo Feng curled his lips and said, "It seems that the guiding ideology of your Taoist 'clever and inaction' is very meaningful. This is more meaningful than meditating and breathing every day, squatting there motionless like an old turtle, right?"
The Jiujianxian said angrily: "You monk, don't misinterpret our Taoist scriptures. Just be pure and innocent, just be a turtle and breathe every day!"
Luo Feng shrugged and said, "What does that mean by nature? This is always the essence of your Taoist thought. Reproduction is a prerequisite for natural existence. If plants, animals and bacteria do not reproduce, the universe will be silent. Where will there be natural evolution? Letting you live a happy and fulfilling marriage life is to complete the reproduction of human beings. Human beings are also advanced animals. What is unnatural? Abstinence makes your wife live a widow and not the most unnatural way to attack you!"
The Jiujianxian knew that Luo Feng was talking about misleading reasons, but he was clumsy and could not find any words suitable for refutation, and his face turned red.
"Of course, you can't just spend your life with this latest smartphone snail."
Luo Feng changed his mind and handed the phone snail that he had just taken out for explanation to the Jiujianxian.
After the Jiujianxian took the new snail with an apple pattern printed on the shell, Luo Feng continued: "This kind of smart phone snail will be popularized in the near future for every human defense warrior. If possible, try to let each human hand one. Your task is to remember to take daily life and short video photos every day after marriage, and post the stories you and your seven wives have to tell."
Luo Feng explained the usage of a new type of telephone snail, such as the snail's two eyes are just a camera and the other is a projector. You can take photos and photograph them by pressing the shell, and project a phantom screen. When speaking to a snail, the snail can record text.
Plural smart snails can form a network, with specialized "Facebook" and "Good Tumblr" websites for users to publish photos, videos and small articles.
Jiu Jianxian fiddled with the smart phone snail and said, "What is my purpose in slimming my life?"
"The power of role models is endless. The purpose of making you an internet celebrity is of course to hope that others will regard you as an idol and try to imitate you."
Luo Feng said naturally: "Think about it, you are a bad old man. Because you have achieved some success in cultivating immortals, you have been promoted to the world's number one winner in life. Every day, you live a beautiful life that ordinary people are envious, jealous and hateful to the point of madness. When others see it, aren't you working hard to become an immortal? It's like you that you marry a few beautiful little demons? Everyone's enthusiasm for cultivation is suddenly stimulated!"
Chapter completed!