Chapter 181 The winner of life
The life choice is so important that Jiu Jianxian stood there for a moment, his mind was in chaos, and his chaotic thoughts were ups and downs, and he really couldn't make a decision immediately.
The old Taoist is not an indecisive person. When making decisions in the past, he often continued to drink and act impulsively, and even if he did something wrong, he would not regret it.
But the choices we faced are too great and have a far-reaching impact on him. It cannot be decided by just a slap in one stroke.
Whether in ancient times or modern times, marriage is a major life event that concerns fate and routes. It is impossible not to think clearly.
Jiu Jianxian couldn't help but fantasize about his life after marriage. Seven little fairies gathered around him, serving him with daily life, serving him with wine and food, and making fun with him. It was like drinking flower wine every day...
The fairies have a long lifespan. As long as the Jiujianxian teaches them a little bit about the basic methods of qi guidance and cultivation of Shushan Sect, and find a blessed place with abundant spiritual energy to settle down, they can all become a monster for thousands of years, and even the content of thousands of years will not age.
The infatuation of the banshee is also the crown of the six realms. Once you like someone, even if you are defeated and bullied by a scumbag, you will not change your mind until you die. There is no need to worry about cuckolding.
Once you get married, you will naturally have to have children. Single old dogs who are born alone can enjoy the human happiness of their children and grandchildren.
The peak of life is nothing but like this, and the world is nothing but like this. No wonder people say "I only envy the mandarin ducks but not the immortals." Thinking of this, I really have some small expectations!
Everything is one and two sides. Although there are many benefits to getting married, it is not without its disadvantages. After thinking about the beautiful things, Jiu Jianxian began to worry about future troubles again.
First of all, it is the question of whether you can accept the favor of a beauty.
It would be fine to marry a little girl, but I would marry seven at once. They would marry all fairies whose physical, energy, lifespan and adolescence were far superior to those of human girls. This is really a bit too many. Even the immortal body could not withstand the seven bone scrapers. There would be a hard battle every night, and I don’t know if the old waist could withstand it.
The body of the Jiujianxian was already a little empty by alcohol. Drinking alcohol hurts the liver and kidneys is common sense. If you have another bad habit of being addicted to women, let alone ascend, you will probably have a life-long life. If you die of exhaustion on the belly of the female fairy, it will become a big joke in the cultivation world.
This concern did not bother the Jiujianxian for long. A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind and suddenly remembered that Taoism had a method of collecting and replenishing yin and yang in the cauldron. As long as they learned the methods of practicing together, no matter how many female fairies were, it would be no problem to ensure that their marriage life was extremely harmonious.
Lu Dongbin once wrote a poem to prove it: "The body of a beautiful woman in the 28th is as crispy as she is. She is slashing an ordinary man with a sword on her waist. Although she cannot see the head fall, she secretly calls her bone marrow dry."
This poem seems to be advising men not to be too addicted to women's sex, meaning that ordinary people will be cut off by the knife on the word "美" and "美" to lose their life. However, if you read it carefully, you will find that this is actually a shameless show of the wine and sex immortals.
I advise ordinary people not to be lustful, but if they become immortals, they will no longer be ordinary people. Not only will they not be wiped out, but if they practice and achieve the harmony of the yin and yang energy, they will have the magical effect of prolonging life and rejuvenating the dead trees!
Furthermore, it is a question of the praise of the world of practice.
Even if an mortal or an ugly old man married a young beauty, he would be gossiped by others. Some people would say behind the scenes that flowers were put on cow dung, and he must have been attracted by money.
He was a terrible old drunkard, led seven beautiful little fairies with different styles to the market, and did not make others crazy, and perhaps some slanderous words would appear.
Immortals always like to be tense and put on a pretty face, and always show that they are higher in moral standards than ordinary people, especially the Shushan School, because they have a background in the divine realm and have many rules.
Because of his bad habit of drinking, Dugu Yuyun taught Jiu Jianxian a lot of lessons. He has been scolded a lot in his life. When he thought of leading seven young wives to meet his senior brother, Jiu Jianxian was in a state of mind.
However, when you think about it from another perspective, it seems that this problem is not a problem.
The reputation of the Jiujianxian in the cultivation world has actually become terrible. He is disrespectful to make fun of wine and drinks. He has long been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Everyone in the martial arts world knows that there is a shameless old drunkard in the Shushan Sect.
On weekdays, the Jiujianxian doesn't pay much attention to his image. He dresses sloppyly and is the same as a beggar. He often does bad things about lying on the ground and blocking the restaurant gate. The fairy style and Taoist slut are not his character. The so-called "Isolate" is not afraid of biting if there are too many fleas, and his reputation has already emitted the smell of wine. If there is a little more sour smell of love, it doesn't seem to be too incongruous.
As for the senior brother Dugu Yuyun, he has been detained as a personal rape and is detained in the sword tomb. At least he has to wait until all the demons who escaped from the Demon Lock Tower can be removed before he can be released. That will be the year of the Monkey and Horse Month.
Why should immortals take the slander of mortals to heart? Besides, getting married is not to save those foolish mortals and help them calm the war. It is absolutely not a shame for the big deal.
I am afraid of being serious about everything. Jiu Jianxian was originally very repulsive and had many concerns in his heart. Now, after thinking about it over and over again, I have figured it out a little.
Marrying a wife doesn’t seem to be something that you can’t do. At worst, you can give up ascension and reborn in this life. You can just mess around in the world.
Rebirth in the cycle of reincarnation may not be worse than ascend to eternal life. You should know that female fairies often have the characteristics of long-lasting love and infatuation. If you have received favors from someone in your life, you will at least remember three lives and three lives. They have a long life and can live for one or two thousand years after practicing the Dharma.
The sentimental banshees wait quietly for a long time, silently searching among all living beings, finding the unique soul that once brought them infinite happiness, and reunite with their lovers in the next life.
A typical example is White Snake. The shepherd boy who saved the snake was already old and died, and Xu Xian, who was reborn in the cycle of reincarnation, picked up a bargain for nothing.
Imagine that even if the Jiu Jianxian died of old age in this life, his soul would be reborn in an ugly little beggar without a father or a mother in the next life. He was suffering alone in the dust. For no reason, seven beautiful young ladies would come to him, love the little beggar in every way, assisting him wholeheartedly, and helping him become an immortal...
Before the soul is reincarnated, she will drink Mengpo soup and forget all the previous life. For the Jiushenxian in the next life, Miss Qitail is like a stranger. She wants to get to know each other, fall in love, and stay together for a lifetime. This is much more interesting than the second chapter of the love game, and she has a new experience in every life.
This is not just a lifelong winner, but a lifelong winner with different identities and different positions in reincarnation. In every life, the Wine Sword Immortal only needs to lie down comfortably like Xu Xian, and can win with the thighs of seven wives in their previous life.
Such a beautiful thing can’t even be so beautiful that you can’t even ask for God and Buddha!
Chapter completed!