Chapter 685 The scavenger and the street
Duke of the Time and Space Administration showed disdain. Because of his profession, he had seen too many time travelers. All of them were wrong.
arrogant!
Time travelers look down on the natives, as if they are the savior sent by God to the mortal world. Others stand aside, and only they can save the world.
It's ridiculous, I haven't even learned a doctor!
On the surface, these time travelers talked loudly and were very rational and well-founded, but in fact they copied theories of later generations and had little information in their stomachs. Once the plot went wild, they would be defeated immediately without the advantage of being foresighted.
Duke from the Time and Space Administration saw the natives beat time travelers more than once, but they always attributed their failure to bad luck. He left a sentence not to bully the young man and was happy to push girls with a smile.
It is true that the saying of not bullying the young man is poor, but it is based on self-improvement that failure is the mother of success. Putting it on these time travelers who squirm on women's belly all day long, it can only be said that... Success is a white-eyed wolf who refuses to recognize his relatives.
"Recently, the number of time travelers has increased day by day. The probability of multiple time travelers appearing in the same world was very low before, but it is not uncommon now. These people don't like each other, and often fight because of some small frictions, and even kill the girls in order to compete for opportunities, making our work very passive..." Duke from the Time and Space Administration sighed.
"This is a good thing! The job is passive because there is not enough manpower. If there is not enough manpower, you will have to recruit people. For a mixed system like you, it means that promotion and salary increase is just around the corner!" The main god, Da Guang Ball Duke, didn't care, congratulations.
"No, the threshold for our Time and Space Administration is very high. Recruiting people to the outside world is just a gimmick. Without the introduction letters from our own people, even the doctoral travelers from XX University will not be accepted. I was lucky back then. I saved an internal staff and started working as a temporary job." Recalling the past, Duke of the Time and Space Administration sighed.
"What do you do? How can you do your work if you don't have enough manpower? No wonder you are not efficient in the mixed system..." After saying this, the main god Big Light Ball seemed to think of something, and looked strange: "Uh, your efficiency seems to have nothing to do with how many manpower!"
"Be careful!"
Duke from the Time and Space Administration looked at the main god Big Light Ball deeply: "The superiors have issued a response plan, it doesn't matter if there is insufficient manpower. All the blind Ji Ba who is disobedient in doing things indiscriminately, just cut it off with one size fits the size and all are 404!"
"Awesome, once and for all, it's really high!" The main god's big light ball suddenly realized that it was worthy of being broad... Cough cough, the domineering boss can't afford to offend him!
"Actually, for these random time travelers, other worlds have introduced more reliable plans!" At this moment, someone interrupted and said.
The main god Duke and Duke Qiqi of the Time and Space Administration were stunned. He dared to say that the boss is wrong. You kid are new!
When I turned around, I saw that it was really new!
The newbies are a young man in his twenties. At least on the surface, they look ordinary, and they are the kind that they can't find in the crowd of shame, but the world he lives in is not ordinary, a huge world view interspersed with countless parallel universes and has a huge world view with the Time and Space Administration.
After Duke traveled through time, he became a scavenger, which can be understood as antivirus software, sanitation workers, or killers.
The world he lives in is like most worlds, and is harmed by time travelers who enter locusts. The virus-parasite-like time travelers have made the world miserable. Many parallel universes have been destroyed. The world's will is not as domineering as the leader of the Time and Space Administration. He can't afford to lose everything with one size fits the situation. After thinking about it, he came up with a relatively unethical approach.
Use poison to fight poison, and use time travelers to deal with time travelers!
The difference is that the time travelers used for the will of the world have an official background and have a bonus for luck when walking in many worlds. Even if they are lucky e-soldiers, they will still lose. However, if they are lucky enough to jump off a building and fall, they will break their legs at most.
The world will choose the time travelers they recognize, give them the identity of a scavenger, and then placing an order to let the scavenger deal with human-shaped combustible garbage, thereby saving the parallel universe on the verge of breaking.
Duke's original body was such a scavenger who cleaned up garbage and received commissions based on performance. After arming himself, he took orders of higher ranks and was rated as an advanced model of labor many times. At the commendation meeting, he was fortunate to see the true body of the world's will, and the latter smiled and gave him a big red flower on his chest.
The facts prove that the famous saying "My life is in my mind, not in my mind," which is often spoken by time travelers is purely fart. It is on the blacklist of the world's will. No matter how awesome the system is, it cannot change the ending. Just like the monkey in the Buddha's hand, he jumped and slapped it into a pancake.
After reading the memory of Scissor Duke, Duke from the Time and Space Administration couldn't help but sigh: "I suddenly realized that the time travelers in every world are not favored by the world, even Duke is the same. I still lose every bet. It's really evil!"
The main god, the Big Light Ball, glanced at the scavenger Duke, then looked at Duke of the Time and Space Administration, and finally complained: "I always think I have seen this routine of fighting poison with poison. If something happens, it is said to be a temporary worker... The will of the world is also a person within the system!"
After a silence, there seemed to be some great existence watching here in the dark. The three of them shivered and stopped the topic quickly.
"Hey, I've traveled through time again? Where is this? I haven't remembered writing this book?" Just as the three of them criticized the unscrupulous traveler and were having a good chat, another newcomer Duke appeared.
The cute newbie has a dirty face. It is not because of malnutrition, but because of mental fatigue. It seems that she is dragged into the gym and tossed for a night, and she is weak when she speaks.
In terms of appearance, the cute newbies have a much more beautiful facial features than the scavenger Duke. If they weren't too sad, they would definitely be a handsome guy.
The reason why the newcomer Duke looks bleak is because of the bumpy encounters after time travel. This is a complete unlucky guy who has been taking the blame since time travel.
Duke's original body is a floppy writer, with a speed of tens of thousands a day, but he loves eunuchs to finish their work. He has written more than 20 books, all of which are the kind of people who can't make money by stumbled at grandma's house. He had no choice but to cut it and open a new book. So much so that he has been in the online literature industry for many years, and he has earned less money.
The reasons for eunuchs are diverse. At the beginning, the article was written in a very tender way, and people complained about the composition of elementary school students; the second book was written too well and broke away from the main line; the third book was put on the shelves, but the income was bleak and he could not make a living; the fourth book let himself go, and he was 404...
The original body writes whatever you want, and you will be like a dog all the way, and you can only pretend to be a big shot in the street group to talk about **.
A few days ago, when the group organized an event, he also made a name for himself. After dinner, a group of people failed to learn from ancient literati and poets, and won the reputation of being a brothel, such as pushing oil or something. The people agreed that the AA system was only a AA system, but the original body had a AA system, which was that others would not rely on their faces... to get along with prostitutes!
Finally, the sky had eyes. This eunuch was struck by lightning and his soul was scattered, and his body was taken over by Duke who had traveled through time.
Not long after Duke traveled, he discovered that his body struck by lightning had a magical ability, which could travel or passively. He would travel to other worlds from time to time, in that world, he was the chosen son of God and the unspoken protagonist.
At first, Duke was overjoyed and was full of joy to open the door to the new world. But later he discovered that this ability was a group of tricks. Every time he traveled through time, he would replace the protagonists of the original eunuch. However, the original guy, a flop, tended to abuse the master, and the protagonists in his works were more miserable than the other.
For example, the first protagonist of Duke's time travel, generally speaking, the protagonist will fight back when he is driven out of the family and successfully slapped his family in the face. The original body's cheating guy took a different approach. After the protagonist returns home with great strength, he can't pretend to be slapped in the face. The kind of person who beats Aokiji Zhuma is married by his enemies, and he has also been sacked in his martial arts, and then... the eunuch!
After the first time travel ended, Duke was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood, but before he could finish it, he traveled again.
Perhaps it was because of the original body who failed for the first time. The male protagonist was not so miserable this time. He successfully slapped the family in the face and then slapped the enemy. As a result, on the wedding night, the enemy used a trick to lure the tiger away from the mountain and sent a master to attract the male protagonist, and his childhood sweetheart was put on a sack and kidnapped.
But it doesn't matter. The male protagonist in Pujie's writing has achieved great success and reached the realm of transformation. He can't beat him up all the way, but he kills him... Pujie was too excited and couldn't stop him, and he killed him for half a month.
Damn, it's been half a month, and the heroine's experience can be imagined. It is said that Big Big Wolf has fallen in love with the grassland on the male protagonist's head and is preparing to move to settle here.
Of course, after writing this, this book is eunuch again!
Chapter completed!