Chapter 16 Your kidneys are not good
In the corridor of the second grade, Duke stood at the door with Hades helplessly, rushing slowly, and finally arrived late. As a ninja, punctuality is the basic. The teacher does not care about the reasons Duke said, and a ninja without the concept of time is unqualified and must stand at the door.
"Duke, your reason is too bad!" The late king of Konoha, Uchiha Obito, said happily. It is a good sign that someone is accompanying him to stand together today. There may be a bonus when Lucky Hyuga Lin confesses her love. This guy can be late eight times a week, while Ninja School has six days of classes a week, which means that sometimes, he can be late twice a day. What a horrible lateness.
"I saw a black cat parked in the middle of the road, so I got lost on the road of life..." Obito Jiongjiu Yujin said, "Mr. Aida's face is dark!"
"Don't you think it's very poetic? Moreover, it's better than you say to help the old lady cross the street!" Duke was also very depressed. He finally had the opportunity to say the famous sayings in the late world, but the result was the old-fashioned teacher Aida. A good story was ruined by the incomprehension of the charm. It's a pity.
"I'm really helping the old lady cross the road! I have always regarded helping the elderly in need as a motto for my life, and I put it into action every day!" Obito opened his eyes wide, pointed at his face, and leaned close to Duke and said, "Did you see it? This innocent, pure and caring face."
"Not at all, I only saw 2! Also, don't get too close, I'm afraid it will be contagious!" Duke slapped Obito mercilessly, pushed him away, and continued: "It's just how much time can you take to help the old lady cross the road? You're an hour late. Not to mention Teacher Aida, even I won't believe it!"
"The old lady I met today was unexpectedly stubborn! I finally helped her cross the road, but when I turned around, she moved back. There was no way, so I had to help her back, but she moved back, so I helped her again... It was wasted a lot of my time. Of course, the final winner was still me. The old lady was moved by my persistent sincerity, and sat on the ground and cried in emotion!" Obito raised his thumbs up to himself and said proudly: "She also asked me about my name. I felt that this Zhong Xiaoshi was not worth mentioning, so I didn't say it. At that time, many villagers on the roadside came forward to stop me and wanted to treat me to dinner, but I was a ninja. How could I be stopped by them? Before they could speak, I left. Doing good deeds without leaving a name, I am super handsome!"
"Have you ever thought that the old lady didn't want to cross the road at all?" Duke was silent for a long time after hearing this, and finally said, "The villagers stopped you but didn't want to invite you to dinner. I think they should be trying to beat you up, but it's a pity that they ran fast for you."
"Oh!?Huh!?" Obito stood there, his whole body was in a mess.
"Luckily you didn't leave your name, otherwise today would be a punishment to stand!" Duke patted Obito on the shoulder. The child suffered a major blow in his life and had been petrified.
"Oh my God, why is this happening..." Obito fell to the ground, lowered his head, and said in grief and anger: "I just want to help her!"
"I believe this. If someone else had done this, he would have beaten you to death." Duke no longer had hope for someone's IQ, but as a friend, he still reminded him: "Don't go that path to school these days, you will be blocked by the old lady's sons... Although this is what I'm looking forward to!"
"What am I doing this morning! A prank?" Obito burst into tears after hearing this, and looked at Duke asking for help: "There should be a way to remedy it?"
"No, your brain is gone!" Duke said viciously: "Because as a single-celled creature, you don't have a brain at all."
"Shut up, I'm talking about the old lady, not my brain!"
"Don't deny that I'm paramecium?"
"Ahhhh--" Obito felt that today was his lucky day and goodwill. Facing the sharp and vicious attack, he could not resist. If Teacher Aida came out now, he might be able to rescue him, and it would be too late.
"Wang!" Hades above his head called out, looking at the single cells on the ground curiously.
"Are you a ninja dog?" Obito tried to get out of the topic and said with a forced smile: "I haven't seen it before, did you only raise it recently?"
"Yes!" Duke looked down at the mononuclear creatures on the ground like God looking down at the amoeba living in the mud, and said mercifully: "The more people I know, the more I like dogs, so I have one!"
"Puff--" A mouthful of old blood was spurted out, and the young Konoha Uchiha Obito died at the age of six.
Bang! The classroom door was pushed open, and Teacher Aida led the students to stand at the door. The students all gave confusing eyes to Obito who was soft on the ground. Is the ground very cool?
"Teacher Aida..." Obito stretched out his trembling hand and handed it to Teacher Aida. At this moment, Aida was kind, kind, and the incarnation of God. My relatives, you finally figured it out and quickly take me away from the devil. My heart was about to be beaten.
"Obito, you are playing tricks at the door again! You hateful boy, when will you save me some snacks? After class today, leave me to clean the whole class."
God used the iron fist of love, and drove Obito to hell, and said to the devil, "For the first time you were late, I won't let you clean it. Don't be late again next time. Pull Obito up, let's go to the playground, and today there is a practical class."
"Okay, Teacher Aida, I'll pull Obito to the playground now." Duke bowed politely and said. After Teacher Aida took his friends and took a step forward, he grabbed Obito's feet and pulled him to the end of the team step by step. No problem, he was indeed pulled to the playground.
Woo woo woo woo woo woo - I am already desperate about this world, and I will definitely destroy this world in the future. The six-year-old Obito vowed that one day I will destroy this stupid world.
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On the playground, Obito, who was physically and mentally, stood at the end of the team, next to them were three bad friends, Duke, Asma and Kai. Seeing Obito's face full of dishes, Asma couldn't help but care, "Obito, have you eaten expired instant noodles again?"
Obito ignored him. In his depressed will, Asma became even more happy. He jumped up and down like a monkey, constantly expressing his "concern" to Obito. Obito, who just suffered mental torture and was wondering whether his IQ was up to standard, said that after Duke's destruction, my life was no longer fearful. Asma, you kids, don't show off your tricks.
"By the way, as the son of Naruto, I have never eaten instant noodles! I usually cook tuna sushi by Aunt Yoyoko. What, you don't know Aunt Yoyoko. Maybe I haven't mentioned it before. She is one of the ten nannies in my family and is usually responsible for taking care of my diet. There is also Aunt Makiko who is responsible for making beds and folding quilts, Aunt Miyoko who is responsible for picking up and dropping off my school days, Aunt Yukiko who is responsible for clothing and etiquette..."
"You have never eaten instant noodles, I'm so sorry for you." The overwhelming aura of tycoon made Obito's eyes twitch. Duke denied his IQ, while Asma denied his life.
"Obito, I'm not very energetic today!" Kai showed his glittering white teeth. The view made Obito cheer up and said, "If it's because I want to clean the classroom, then I'll accompany you as a testimony of friendship. After school, let's walk around Konoha ten rounds!"
"I can't do such a thing!" Obito politely refused, but was still a little moved. True love was revealed in times of adversity, Akai, I did not misunderstand you. Although you usually do not take any more light or heavy measures, you are the most reliable at critical moments!
"No, Obito!" Kai's eyes lit up with raging fire: "Men can't say no!"
"..." Hun Yidan, I returned my touch to me! After being questioned about my IQ and life, Obito's kidneys were also questioned.
"Everyone is quiet, today we have a pair of battles! The results are included in the year-end assessment. As the first place as the chief student of the grade, and as well as the other high-ranking students, there will be priority for the current number of teachers in the Shangnin team when graduation." Amid the words of Aida's temptation and intimidation, the students wailed.
It’s not a fault for the students to complain. Compared with the Three-Body Art Assessment and the written test questionnaire, for most people, they are even more unpopular in actual combat because everyone is a novice and may get hurt. Although there is a teacher here and I can’t die, it hurts a lot.
Teacher Aida ignored the students' opposition and directly announced the first group of matchups. He emphasized that starting from now on, any act of sorting out the knife bag is prohibited. If any discovery is found, it will be considered abstention. As for the reason, Teacher Aida also gave an explanation: As a ninja, knife bag is life, and people who are irresponsible to life are not worthy of being called a ninja.
Duke touched his back and was anxious to go out, and he didn't bring his knife bag... This is good news, because he wouldn't have to secretly organize his knife bag, so he would not be considered abstention.
If life is not responsible for not organizing the knife bag, then what am I? I don’t even want life? It’s very good and powerful. I don’t even want life. What else can I be afraid of!
"The first group, Mike Kai vs. Mizumu!"
With a command, Xiao Zhengtai Mizuki walked onto the exercise field with the support of the girl. Opposite him was Kai, a young master of physical skills.
"I'll say it first, I won't be slapped in the face later." Mizuki Kosamata had not yet grown into a sinister man who would trick Naruto into stealing the seal technique in the future. As the most popular boy in the class after Kakashi graduated, he was still very sunny and confident, especially with his handsome face.
"Youth is not afraid of being hurt." The classic Kai style answer.
"Youth...we haven't reached that time yet!" Shuimu shrugged. He also hoped that youth would come. This would make the harem justified, and the tools for the crime have not yet matured, which is very embarrassing.
"Koyere Tornado!"
"ah--"
Shuimu, who was still thinking about it, never expected that Kai would attack. He was hit by a spiral kick and was proud of his face, and then flew out of the field.
The first group was very fast and still being handsome, Shuimu was kicked without making a move. Duke off the field only heard three sounds, ah, crack, bang... I hope Shuimu's face will not be stiff or big or small after it is tidied up. After all, the youth he is looking forward to will come in a few years.
"The first group, Kai won."
Chapter completed!