Chapter 1 Proctology saves the world
In the endless void, darkness is the most fundamental color, and the chaotic energy surging constantly and never ends. Here, there is no so-called space, and time has no meaning, no direction, and no order.
Only countless colorful balls of light were like soap bubbles, trying to exude colorful colors to disperse the chaotic aura that kept rushing. They were organized in an orderly but without trace, and the gear plates were rubbing like fluid, seemingly. The fragile soap bubbles were entangled together, huddling together to keep warm, resisting the erosion of the chaotic aura, solid and precarious, as if they would collapse in the next second.
After a while, several light spots inevitably collided and stopped. Compared with the torrent composed of countless light spots, these few light spots were inconspicuous. However, this inconspicuous blocking was like a domino, triggering a series of chain locking reactions. The entire orderly torrent stopped, as if the remote control was pressed to pause, and the picture was still.
Light spots change from movement to stillness, rubbing and squeezing each other. Each light spot is subjected to endless pressure caused by sudden stops, deforming and about to burst. In addition, the chaotic energy is fueled by the fuel, and it is very likely to collapse into loose sand. However, all things have their own laws, there is destruction and life, and there is also a glimmer of vitality in the situation of death. The power generated between the friction of light spots meets the chaotic energy, and merges into an indescribable force. The power turned into a gray lightning and rushed towards an inconspicuous soap bubble not far away.
Obviously, the moral integrity of soap bubbles naturally cannot prevent the gray lightning from arching. After symbolically resisting, it was shot into the soul. The soap bubbles around them were far away, expressing their unwillingness to watch such a dirty live broadcast. However, the gray lightning refused to let them go, like white light generated dispersion through the prism, divided into countless subtle currents that were beyond the eye's perception, spreading all the soap bubbles. For a moment, the entire chaotic void trembled.
Facing the delicate and panting soap bubbles, the gray lightning is very satisfied. My harem should be like this, and the rain and dew are evenly affected!
After that, everything returned to peace! The soap bubbles did not dare to complain, and gritted their teeth silently, entangled again, and began to rub and cling to warm up, shining and heating. During the whole process, except for tens of thousands of teasers named Creator who killed them and scared seven or eight hundred promiscuous young men named Creator, everything else was fine.
It's so gratifying, so gratifying!
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Earth, China, OO City, XX Province, in the men's bathroom at the end of the second floor of a private hospital. After 20 or 2005, Duke, who was not yet three years old, sat on the toilet, sighing and sighing, sighing how difficult life is. His white coat was hanging on the side, and the breastplate was covered with three large words with silver glittering on it: Anorectal department!
As the saying goes, men are afraid of entering the wrong career, and women are afraid of marrying the wrong man!
Duke vaguely remembered one summer vacation in high school. He went to the hospital for diarrhea and hung up water. He heard a conversation between three doctors in the bathroom. This was what they said at the time.
"Internal medicine is no longer popular, and dentistry is the most profitable! Nowadays, people, regardless of gender, age, are just good to eat. There is nothing that cannot be eaten when swimming in the water flying in the sky. They don't eat it for a meal. So, in order to serve the mouth well, I am willing to spend as much money."
"No, plastic surgery can only make money! Everyone has a love for beauty. Who doesn't want to slap yourself in the face? It's not a dream to kick off your original wife and marry into a wealthy family! I heard that it can prolong your life, but I don't know if it's true or not. No matter how bad it is, finding a job has an advantage over others. Let me tell you, making money in plastic surgery is like robbing a bank, and we can't envy you!"
"The most profitable thing is the most profitable in ophthalmology! This is fundamentally the whole world does not have discounts!"
"Yes, yes, this makes money, this makes money!"
"Yes, yes! We just got into the wrong position back then!"
Although their voice was very small, Duke, who was pricking his ears, could still be heard clearly by Duke, and the last doctor said deeply. When you lose contact with the sphincter, let alone Bingbing invites you to the Manchu and Han banquet, even if aliens invade the earth, I have to squat for a while first. Although I had diarrhea and went to the gastroenterology department, Duke, who could no longer feel the sphincter, said that the sphincter is obviously a ophthalmology department... from the anorectal department. The last doctor was right, this is the fundamental, and the dentistry and plastic surgery department are all clouds and cannot save the world.
So Duke changed his laziness and studied hard from then on, and finally counterattacked the top student and successfully entered the medical school. He gritted his teeth and gave up the fascinated gynecology department, and resolutely threw himself into the arms of the anorectal department, for a bright future... Ah, no! In order to save millions of sentient beings.
From then on, Duke embarked on his tragic anorectal career!
"When I was reincarnated, I must have chosen the Purgatory mode, otherwise why would it be so difficult to pass the level!"
Duke, who had already fallen into the trap, had no choice. After graduation, he begged his grandfather to sue his grandmother and finally squeezed into a private hospital. He devoted his efforts, worked hard, and became the third in charge of the department under 30 years old. Although there were only three doctors in the anorectal department...
The two in Duke are the director of the anorectal department with a big belly and the deputy director of the Mediterranean. The two have very high medical skills and have reached the point where they can barely cure people, so the entire anorectal department is supported by Duke to avoid losing money. But who asked someone to choose a simple model when they were reincarnated? These two are the boss's uncle and second uncle, playing cards at work and shooting guns after get off work. Compared with them, Duke is simply a tragedy.
A few days ago, the director was having sex outside for seven days and successfully drank gastroscopic and alcohol poisoning. He is still in the rescue room and can only cover white cloth when he is pushed out. After three seconds of grief, Duke was excited. Why? Because the deputy director is about to be promoted to director, then he will be the deputy director!
If you get promoted and raise your salary, marry a white and rich beauty, wait for Mediterranean to have gastric sagging, then he will become the director. After becoming the top leader of the anorectal department, he will wait for the dean to have gastric sagging again. At that time, he will become CEO, reaching the peak of his life, and dominate the anorectal... The medical community! I'm still a little excited to think about it!
Unfortunately, the fantasy is perfect, the reality is cruel, a thunderbolt from the sky, a deputy director was airborne, the boss's third uncle...
The failure in the workplace cannot bring pride to Duke's love scene. Duke, who is still single, said that the sphincter is really harmful. Thirty consecutive blind dates have failed. At the beginning, the girl who went on a blind date knew that he was a doctor, and her eyes looked like a dog saw shit... No, the hungry wolf saw fresh meat, shining faintly, and asked to change the number and add WeChat. However, after knowing that he was an anorectal doctor, his attitude immediately turned 180 degrees, indicating that he was a hurry to go out, his face had not been washed, and his phone was left at home, and he could not change the number and add WeChat.
Who are you lying to? Now who doesn’t bring a mobile phone when going out! What’s the difference between not bringing a mobile phone when going out and not wearing clothes! Besides, you can change the number and add WeChat if you don’t bring a mobile phone. Girl, we can add WeChat and talk first!
Duke, who was desperate on a blind date, did not expect to find a nurse sister in the hospital. It did not exist for him to get the moon first.
Why? The young nurses in the entire hospital know what the situation is in the anorectal department. Fanfen’s nurse sisters all said that Dr. Du is very skilled in medical skills. When seeing a doctor, he only needs a finger to insert it twice to grasp the condition. It is a unique feature of the anorectal world, but... but it is too disgusting! He can’t get along at all!
Although he is young and promising, he can just fuck him! Although he is a little handsome, he can just fuck him! Although he has a good figure and looks good physical strength, he can just fuck him! Anyway, it is wrong to just fuck him lightly. It is impossible to call him at all!
The nurses and sisters swear to the doctor who is better than the doctor who is in the anorectal department...Dr. Du is still Dr. Li in the obstetrics and gynecology department! Although he is not handsome, he has a supercar! Although his medical skills are not good, he has a mansion! Although he is average in shape and I heard that his physical strength is not good, he is the boss's son! And I heard that his fingers are very flexible, and I think about it and I'm a little shy!
OK! Duke finally discovered his biggest enemy in his life, that is, the boss. The eldest uncle, second uncle, third uncle, son. The boss's family is simply the magic star he was born to defeat him!
"Didn't he also fuck him when he was seeing a doctor? He also fucked him, why am I so unpopular with girls? My fingers are also very flexible!" Just as Duke sighed and regretted that the light bulb on his head was no longer on when he was the first time.
Sighing the helplessness of life, even the boss's toilet lamp began to bully him. When he looked up, Duke was stunned. The top of his head was pitch black. Not to mention the toilet lamp, the ceiling was gone, and the black was gone. Unlike the night, even the universe still had stars shining! This blackness reached the extreme, and even the light could be captured and sucked away by it. It was obviously a black hole.
"Shit, have aliens really invaded the earth?" Duke was confused. He found that he didn't hear any sound when he said anything, and was sucked away by the black hole.
"I was the first to discover that aliens opened wormholes and invaded the earth... Could it be... Can the anorectal department really save the earth?" Duke, who was stupid, opened his mind and couldn't help but think of the running in the sunset that year, which was his lost youth.
A gray lightning flashed slowly in the black hole. Duke, who had come back to his senses, quickly got up, but unexpectedly, his thinking could not control his body at this moment, and he could not even move his little fingers. Duke, who could not blink, could only watch the lightning slowly landing on his head...
Well, it's a bit numb!
With a bang! The entire hospital shook three times. The medical staff and patients who thought it was a quake found that the building had just trembled a few times, and searched one after another until they found a ball of coke in the men's bathroom on the second floor.
Chapter completed!