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Chapter 35 Internal Mail

"Damn it, this happened again."

“Fortunately I still have an impression.”

The defective corner was taken from the assistant police officer Emma, ​​and at a glance it was a paper file that was eaten by some kind of rodent. The old police officer Patton opened the file and found some defective content from it. He replied to the email based on the incident process in his memory.

After handling the matter, the old police officer lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, and let the smoke spread in the bright sunshine that shot through the window of the office.

The incident of paper files being eaten by rats has occurred several times. Officer Patton has also thought of several methods, such as rat poison, mouse cage, mouse trap, and mouse sticking board. Almost all the physical methods that can be used in the archives.

There are also effects. I have caught several big mice in each method, and once kept the paper files in the archives safe from mice.

But as time goes by, the mice have become smarter. They know how to distinguish the smell of rat poison. They will chew off the file paper and spread it on the sticky mouse board. They will even use the file cover to touch the mouse trap mechanism, and then eat the bait on the clip.

“What should I do?”

The old police officer was a little addicted to smoking, and one cigarette was not enough. He opened the drawer and was about to add one, but suddenly he saw a colorful envelope with a smiling cat - a letter of advice learned by the little girl Alyssa in the jurisdiction a week ago.

After continuing the cigarette, the old police officer couldn't help but take out the envelope and read it again. Then the old police officer's mouth, which was holding the cigarette, bent a small curve.

Since physical means have all failed, why not try biological means?

"Emma, ​​Emma."

"Come in, I need you to draft a notice, write it today, and forward it to all the police officers in the police station by email."

"Okay, Officer Patton."

…………

Although it is called the Orange County Police General Administration, Orange County is actually an important part of the Los Angeles metropolitan area, and it is more appropriate to call Orange County.

The old police officer Patton is not the highest level of the Orange County Police General Administration. There is also a police chief above him. However, the old Patton has worked too long in the Orange County police system and has a wide connection. In addition, he is about to retire, so the police chief Alden acquiesced to some of the privileges of the Old Patton.

So the next morning, from the director to the internal staff, hundreds of police officers working in the Orange County Police General Bureau received an internal email.

“To all colleagues working at the Orange County Police General Office:

Hello you!

Due to the serious risk of rats in paper archives, the stored files were damaged in large quantities, and rat poison and other means have completely failed.

Now I will collect a smart and smart cat with strong hunting ability from you, with no limit on breeds.

The probation period is one week, and the probation is qualified as a police officer, and a police sign is issued, with a weekly salary of fifteen US dollars.

The public recruitment will be held at the police restaurant in Building 6 at 3:00 tomorrow afternoon, and I hope everyone will participate actively.

Registration location: Officer Patton, Building 1.

Your old colleague, Patton."

No matter what building the city was in, Officer Patton's email immediately aroused a warm response - the Orange County Police Department has a large number of police officers who keep cats, which can be seen from Melissa's mission completion party.

After reading the email, some good poop shovelers immediately gathered together to discuss it fiercely, looking forward to a bright future.

As long as you can successfully apply for the job, you can go to work openly and pet cats without hiding. There are also special police signs, which are absolutely cool like police dogs.

Not to mention the salary, although it is not much, it is definitely enough for cats to buy cat food. The shovelers can also buy more change to buy a few good-looking clothes and eat a few more delicious meals.

"I've decided!"

"I want Tina to go for an interview!"

"So too, Katie will definitely be able to do this job."

Melissa's friends also gathered to discuss the email. Christina clenched her fists and made a pledge to make a decision, while Georgia, the owner of another cat, also made a decision.

Then, the two of them looked at each other and suddenly became alert - the two women became competitors the moment they made a decision.

"Slow down, slower!"

"Line in line, come one by one."

Less than half an hour after the email was sent, the old police officer Patton's office was about to be burst.

He never thought that there were so many cat-raising officers in the Orange County Police General Bureau, which had only a hundred people, a long line lined up from the door of the old police officer Patton's office, stretched through the corridor to the front desk, and continued to increase.

One by one, I recorded the police officer's name, police number, phone number, breed, age of cats at home, and whether I had been vaccinated. Just such a simple work took the old police officer Patton for a whole morning.

When he went to work in the afternoon, the old police officer searched for some information and removed the cats that had been artificially bred and had lost their hunting instinct. Finally, before 2 pm, he selected fifteen cats to attend the interview on the next day and notified their owners by phone.

"There will always be one of these cats that can protect paper archives, right?"

Touching his chin, the old police officer lit a cigarette, looking forward to the interview the next day - and in the curling smoke, the old police officer suddenly remembered the fat orange cat he saw on the windowsill for no reason.

Are you on the list?

…………

Squatting lazily in front of the iron gate of the police dog training ground, Ron recalled the lunch of today.

Robert's cooking skills are getting more and more sophisticated. Today he is making Mexican barbecue rolls.

Bake a pan with crude cornmeal into a millimeter-thick pancake, topped with freshly roasted chicken breasts coated with barbecue sauce, chili powder, plus a slice of lettuce, a little shredded potatoes, and a little salad dressing, and roll it tightly into a ball.

Even Ron couldn't find any fault with taking a bite of the special perilla lemonade. Thinking of this, Ron couldn't help but stick out his tongue and licked the edge of his mouth.

"Chadadadada~"

While Ron was savoring the delicious food, there was a crisp sound of military boots. Ron looked up and immediately saw the heroic Melissa standing in front of him.

However, Melissa's face had a strange look today. She stretched out her hands to pick up Ron, held it in front of her and observed it carefully before opening the iron door and putting Ron in.

After entering the police dog training ground, Ron immediately ran on the police dog training equipment like a wild horse that broke away from reins. He had developed the habit of training. If he didn't run for a day, Ron felt itchy in his limbs and feet.

Watching Ron run wildly on the training ground, Melissa thought for a while, took out her cell phone and dialed a number, and put it in her ear.

The phone was connected soon, and Melissa said with a smile as she listened to the voice across the phone.
Chapter completed!
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