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Chapter 28 Cat Draft Contest

"Hey, man! Take it easy!"

"You are the protagonist today!"

The music sounded as the light, Fisher nodded and twisted with the music. He gave DJ outside the crowd in the distance a thumb of the stilts, lowered his head and said to Lorraine.

Although Melissa's party only took one day to prepare, she had no shortage of color decorations, food and lighting, and even DJs were invited.

It was like returning to the UFC entry ceremony. Fisher was as if he was in a vain. He twisted his body and walked forward. The coquettish swing immediately made the whole party atmosphere warm. Many girls watched Fisher whistle loudly, and several even came forward, wanting to feel Fisher's strong muscles with their own hands.

Following Fisher, Lorraine came to Melissa with her pet backpack. At Melissa's gesture, Lorraine took Ron out and placed it on the table. The brown bow tie made the fat orange cat look elegant.

"It seems that our friends are very accustomed to the party atmosphere!"

"Now let's start the pre-mission!"

Melissa's task completion party obviously has a set of her own program. The lights are taken back from Fisher and Lorraine and fall back on Melissa. She carefully opened the small task directory and began to read aloud in a low voice.

"Mission time, October 12, 2007."

"Task: Eliminate the Big Rat's Brown Hair."

"Taskman: Melissa Cervandis."

"Task Reward: One serving of Estee Lauder Small Brown Bottle Essence."

"On October 12, 2007, I, Melissa Cervantes, accepted the commission from my dormitory sisters to eliminate the big rat brown hair that was raging in the dormitory."

"This mouse has a foot as big as a fist, covered with thick and hard brown hair. She appears in the dormitory every night, bites Alyssa's mask, steals Sally's lip balm, and shits on Lily's socks..."

Melissa's low-key narration, coupled with her exaggerated movements and expressions, immediately made the people on the scene laugh happily, and the parties involved laughed even more, obviously remembering the scene at that time.

Listening to Melissa's story, for some reason, Lorraine suddenly stopped being nervous. He raised his head and looked at Melissa who was shining brightly in the light. As for Fisher beside him, he had already had his eyes red and he almost held his hands in front of his chest.

"...I used all kinds of methods, mouse traps, mouse trap cages, mouse stickers, rat poison, but the brown hair was not fooled at all. My anger could burn the entire dormitory building at that time!"

"I lost my mind and opened a room for my sisters in the express hotel for a few days, and I lived quietly in the dormitory alone. When the brown hair appeared again, I pulled out Glock Seventeen without hesitation..."

"Bang!"

"What do you think?"

On the table, Melissa was half-kneeling, holding her hands in vain, as if she was holding a special gun for the American patrol officer, and asked everyone present loudly.

"Melissa, you are the best. You were the shooting champion among the new police officers in the last two sessions!"

"It must have been shot!"

Looking at Melissa's actions, Fisher and Lorraine seemed to see Melissa holding a gun the night before. The sound of the crowd also allowed Lorraine and Fisher to learn about Melissa's past.

"Bang!"

"I shot and missed!"

"Amid the screams of the brown hair, it lost half of its ear, and I lost my little Estee Lauder brown bottle."

“Because it never appeared in our dormitory again!”

Helplessly spreading his palms, Melissa looked depressed, making the lower body laugh again, even Lorraine and Ron smiled.

Then the light switched again, landing in front of Lorraine and Fisher, and shining on Ron, allowing party's eyes to converge on him.

"Until yesterday!"

"Because of a wonderful misunderstanding, I encountered the big mouse brown hair again. Unfortunately, it was defeated by Lorraine's pet, the Orange Cat Warrior Orange, and became a corpse!"

"I once vowed after Brown Hair escaped that if anyone killed Brown Hair, I would introduce him to his girlfriend. If it was a girl, I would introduce him to his boyfriend."

"Now, this orange cat killed the brown hair, so today's party's highlight is..."

"Cat Princess Draft!"

"Now, please invite the cat princesses from the Orange County Police General Bureau!"

"boom!"

Sparks burst around the dining table, making the atmosphere at the scene extremely warm - the girls screamed loudly, and Melissa jumped off the table, smiled mischievously at Lorraine and Fisher, and then carried the confused Ron to the end of the table and put a golden paper crown on him.

It was not until a group of fashionable girls entered the crowd and placed their carefully dressed master on the table that Ron finally woke up.

“…”

No wonder Melissa repeatedly emphasized that she had to bring me to the party!

After a long time, it turns out that I am the protagonist!

However, I haven't asked for my opinion!

Seeing the cats stuttering in front of him, Ron was a little amused and laughed. He stood up, his chubby body was filled with oppression, which was larger than any cat present.

Holding the microphone, Melissa stood beside Lorraine and Fisher and continued to explain, and even the music suddenly turned into a rhythm with a classical aristocratic style.

"The cat princesses are already in place, they are showing their style!"

"Look, our Orange King stands up! It goes toward the cat princesses!"

"Let's wait and see, which beauties will this strong king choose?"

Because of continuous speaking, Melissa's brown face began to reveal a little rosy, and the owners standing behind the cat princesses of various colors, either clenching their hands in front of their chests, or watching Ron who was walking slowly, were also full of expectations.

But unfortunately, the body of the fat orange cat in front of him is a human soul - Ron is not a pervert. Compared to the cat princesses with bright and smooth fur in front, he is more willing to take a fancy to their owners.

Although you cannot do undescribable things, you can at least show off your siblings.

"The dragon and tiger steps, the Orange King passed by the first beauties, the Persian cat Lanlan, but he did not stop. Perhaps he was not interested in too long hair."

"The Orange King passed by the second beauties, the tabby cat of the same race, Katie, and he stopped! He stretched out his front paws. Is the scene we are looking forward to appear soon?"

"Oh, no!"

"The Orange King pressed Katie on the table with a slap and left disdainfully."

"Maybe our king needs a strong woman?"

Melissa has many friends, and there are many girls who keep cats at the Orange County Police Department, so today there are as many as a dozen cat beauties standing on the table in the center of the restaurant.
Chapter completed!
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