Chapter 5 Picking up girls for the future of mankind
After being slapped on the head, Pu Yang felt that there were a lot of things in his head, which shocked him. His original complaint turned into a question: "Uncle, what are you...?"
I didn't ask later, could it be that this is the legendary initiation? But even in the novel, the initiation only transmits skills, but cannot transmit thoughts.
Futon sighed softly: "It's all your own memory, but you just don't remember it at ordinary times. Just digest it yourself!"
Pu Yang's mind had begun to wake up. After thinking silently, it felt as if the memory seal had been lifted. Many things that he had never remembered before appeared, especially the relatively long childhood.
"We in the Pu family are not mortals. It is our responsibility to conquer demons. When you grow up, one day you will understand this..."
"Our bloodline is both a blessing from God and a heavy burden. You are destined not to be like ordinary people. One day your bloodline will awaken, and that is when you will take on the responsibility..."
"This is walking in darkness in obscurity, cruising on the dangerous edge. No one will know about it, and will not become a hero that attracts attention in the world. It is destined to be accompanied by loneliness..."
In my memory, when he was still very young, his uncle would tell him about all the situations that had been instilled in him. At that time, he must have been confused and half-understood, and every time he ended up falling asleep, as if it was a dream.
, I had long forgotten it when I woke up. But now I have remembered it word for word. Not only the source of blood, but also a lot of professional knowledge, as well as the spells of exorcism and hunting monsters, etc., have been told to him since he was a child.
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Pu Yang's breathing became heavy. Things that he had no impression of at first suddenly became very familiar. This feeling was really incredible and made his thoughts a little confused!
"It's hard to accept? It doesn't matter, there is such a process. I was the same way at the beginning." Futon comforted and drank the drink.
After giving Pu Yang a little more time, he spoke again: "Our family, because we have the blood of the ancient exorcism god clan, will have powerful abilities once the blood is awakened. So in addition to storing theoretical knowledge for you, we also
I haven’t asked you to practice cultivation since you were a child. The time of awakening is uncertain, it depends on the timing. Some may be teenagers, some may be dozens of years old. But..."
At this point, Futon's voice sounded a little lonely and sad.
"...When someone is about to die, there will be descendants who are forced to wake up."
Pu Yang was shocked: "What do you mean? You mean..."
Futon smiled: "Your father is gone, and you haven't awakened naturally yet. I have been walking alone these years. But now I have also reached my doom, so you have to be forced to awaken... From now on, the burden will fall on your shoulders."
On!"
Pu Yang, who has unlocked the sealed memory, has understood a lot of the reason. When he met Shen Hejing and Qin Yao in the company today, he had the hallucination of "vixens". It is probably related to the awakening of this bloodline. They may really be vixens, or they may be related to foxes.
The demon has been close to him, and the demonic aura remains. It is not difficult to understand why my uncle can come in here without opening the door.
His uncle's words made him frown. The uncle who raised him had rarely seen each other in recent years, but he still had a relationship like a father and son. The reunion after a long absence was not a surprise, but it gave him such a heavy blow.
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"Don't worry! The fate is not certain. I may encounter an accident, I may encounter a big demon, but it does not mean that I will definitely die. With my ability, it is not difficult to resist it! It's just that I have to be prepared for any eventuality.
, so as not to make you even more panicked when you wake up. Just calm down and don’t think too much, just think that I am traveling far away, and our uncle and nephew have not seen each other for many years."
Listening to his comfort, Pu Yang couldn't help but feel excited when he saw the unruly and confident look on his uncle's face. Yes, since we are the bloodline of the ancient exorcism god clan, how can we fall so easily? If there are really rules of heaven in the dark,
Then you should at least wait until I awaken and grow up, right? My uncle died when I was still a rookie. I will definitely be destroyed soon, so won’t the inheritance be interrupted? This is unscientific!
Since he said directly that he was going to accept the disaster, Futon didn't tactfully explain it, and just passed it on as if he was going to die. He took out a box and opened it. There were several stacks of talismans, as well as small bottles and jars, sorted inside.
"These are some gadgets I have prepared for you. They are the most basic tools. When you can see through the evil spirits, your bloodline begins to awaken, but the inheritance of power requires an adaptation process, otherwise your body will not be able to bear it.
For a while, you'd better keep all kinds of talismans in your wallet in case you need them in case of emergencies. These are prepared healing medicines."
Pu Yang has never been exposed to these before, but now he has everything in his mind, and he can distinguish various talismans at once. For example, the "Vajra Talisman" to enhance defense, the "Giant Spirit Talisman" to enhance strength, and the "Pure Evil Talisman"
"talisman", "immobilization talisman", "magic talisman", etc. We also understand that talismans are related to each other. Talismans contain spiritual power when they are drawn, while spells are performed on the spot.
"Generally, you don't need to make these yourself. We have a Talisman Master who makes props and tools. Your father discovered this and have been cooperating with it until now. If he dies in the future and his apprentice is not good enough, you will have to find someone who is capable.
Partners."
Futon smiled and took out a pistol from it, "This is specially made for you. It can be loaded with both talisman bullets and talisman water, which is convenient for you to deal with monsters. There is also a pinhole here, which can be used as talisman bullets and talisman water."
It's over, I can pierce your blood, our blood essence is the most powerful bullet!"
"..." Pu Yang was a little speechless as he took the special weapon that was as light as a toy gun.
"This is my mobile phone, and I'm passing it on to you now. There's Ma Laodao in it, the talisman master who provides me with logistical props. Of course, you have to pay for the purchase, and it's not cheap either..."
"..." Pu Yang was speechless again. Not only did the talismans and props cost money to buy, but the old uncle was obviously better at it than him. His mobile phone had been used for a year or two, and the old uncle's was a popular product that had just been launched last month.
Flagship phone.
"Don't worry too much about money. There are too many people now, and the urban population is concentrated. It is difficult for us to find monsters on our own, so I have a part-time job as a supernatural hunter. Clients who encounter supernatural events can come to me to solve the problem..."
"Supernatural hunter... in layman's terms, he is someone who kills monsters and catches ghosts, right?"
"You can also say that." Futon didn't think there was anything wrong: "We secretly protect the entire human race, who will pay us wages? We also need to eat to conquer demons and protect the Tao! We can't run around naked, right? In this way, we can accept business on a larger scale.
Hunting monsters and making some money can lead to a virtuous cycle."
Pu Yang laughed: "Then what kind of job do you have? It's just a job, right?"
"That's different. If you find a job to hide your identity now, it's your main job. You can't say it's a part-time job if you make more money or have responsibilities, right?" Futon proudly declared: "My legitimate profession is calligraphy.
Home!"
"I can't tell..." Pu Yang looked down at the contacts in his phone. He thought that his phone would not be given to too many people. Except for Ma Laodao, the other customers should be contacted by a few middlemen. Unexpectedly, there were some contacts in the phone.
Many female names such as "Xiao Tiantian", "Young Fu Ting" and "Meimei" have real avatars.
Pu Yang sweated profusely and looked at his uncle: "I really can't tell... Are you sure you are just a calligrapher and a supernatural hunter, and not a part-time minister in a place like 'Heaven and Earth'? Uh, no, it seems more like frequenting hair washing
Guests of the room…”
Futon was startled, but then he realized what he was doing. He blushed and grabbed the phone, and then began to delete it in batches reluctantly.
"Cough, cough!... You can insult me, but you can't insult my taste! What's the shampoo room? In order to take care of you, didn't my uncle not marry a wife? Isn't it normal to have a few confidante?"
"Why don't you marry an aunt?" Pu Yang is also surprised. Logically speaking, the old uncle is not bad at appearance and good at life. Why hasn't he married a wife for so many years?
"Nonsense!" Futon said angrily: "If I want to have a wife, won't my freedom be restricted? How can I dominate the world? Besides, it is also a troublesome problem to explain to her, let her accept it and keep it secret. I don't want a wife.
, as long as it’s my son.”
Pu Yang's eyebrows twitched: "Is this how I came to be? My father was always merciful and took me away to raise me when I was born?"
Futon hurriedly said: "It's different. My sister-in-law is very open-minded. You are the biological child of my brother and sister-in-law..." Seeing that Puyang still had doubts on his face, he sighed, "Okay! There is one more thing.
It’s a bit hard to talk about what I didn’t tell you in your memory when you were a child, but you’re an adult now…”
Some species in nature are easy to reproduce, such as mice, cockroaches, and mosquitoes; others are difficult to reproduce, such as dinosaurs and giant pandas. Divine beasts such as the legendary dragon, phoenix, and unicorn all live long lives and rarely reproduce.
The rare bloodline of the Pu family's ancient exorcism gods makes it very difficult to pass on the family line, and it is often passed down through several generations. Puyang is the son of his father, and the old uncle is also the son of his grandfather. There is a difference of more than 20 years between him and his father. This is
There is no birth control at all! There is no problem with ability, and you can still do it even if you are older than ordinary people. In ancient times, you could extend the time span of reproduction by taking concubines and renewing your strings. Even if the probability is low, you still have a chance to have children when you are old.
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In modern times, the only way to extend the reproduction cycle is to wait until the woman is infertile, divorce and remarry. Puyang's parents had a good relationship, but it was not like this, so that they could create a fruit later.
When he arrived at the futon, he changed his mind. It was difficult to reproduce because it was difficult to conceive successfully. And a woman only has four to five hundred eggs in her lifetime, with a maximum of twelve chances of conception a year. So he did not take chances in terms of time.
But to expand the number of people, if there are ten women, wouldn't there be 120 opportunities a year?
"So... don't despise uncle, he is picking up girls for the future of all mankind!" Futon said solemnly, with a righteous look on his face, "And this is also your mission! For the future of all mankind, to protect the human race. You can't do it under Fifth Girl.
Waste bullets there, try to pick up as many girls as possible, pick up good girls! Irrigate more, sow seeds widely, increase the number of times and the number of people, thereby increasing the chance of passing on the family line... Looking at the long history, hunting for flowers and beauties is more difficult than hunting for monsters.
ah!"
Pu Yang was stunned... The task of hunting monsters is very arduous. Looking for flowers and beauties - to put it bluntly, it means picking up girls and sowing seeds. This more difficult task seems possible! For the future of all mankind, I can only sacrifice myself righteously. I don't
Chapter completed!