Chapter 53 Do you want to be my home girl...
"Okay, when did you catch up with such a beautiful police officer?" After driving, Qin Yao glanced at Pu Yang with a smile, then stretched out her hand to gesture on her chest, and said in awe: "It's like a cow!"
Pu Yang couldn't help but despise: "You women are so hypocritical! We get to know each other in person, and we are so affectionate as if we are sisters. But when we get behind our backs, we call them cows!"
Qin Yao laughed: "What do you know? Calling a woman a cow is a compliment, okay? Princess sounds nice, right? Try calling others Princess Taiping or Princess Changping, and see if they like it!"
"..." Pu Yang sighed helplessly: "You women are really not liked by both Tai and Chang. I don't mind. Please call me Tai Chang Prince from now on."
"Bah! I think I'd better call you Young Master Xiyang!" Qin Yao said without any politeness.
"What's wrong with me?" Pu Yang was speechless: "By the way, having said that, my name is actually very suitable for being a pen name for an Internet writer. When people call Internet writers, they often call them so-and-so Da Da, so-and-so Juju, and so on.
Ju, Yue Guan Ju, Daeye Ju, then I can call it...Yang Ju! Haha, hahaha!"
"You can just call her Pu Da, but she's a big girl on the street!" Qin Yao rolled her eyes, this guy was getting more and more over the top. "How do you know her?"
Seeing her getting serious and asking questions, Pu Yang also stopped joking and shrugged his shoulders: "What else? I was caught by her once, and it was a misunderstanding like today...Do I look like a bad guy?
Why do the police always arrest me by mistake?”
Qin Yao turned to look at him carefully and replied seriously: "Honestly...it's very similar."
"I'm not talking about the way I am now. I'm usually a bit handsome. Why do I look like a bad guy?"
"Come on! Where did this diamond come from?" Qin Yao asked again.
Pu Yang smiled bitterly: "I really don't know about this! When I was on the subway, I saw everyone looking at me with a hurt face and seemed a little afraid of me, so I found a corner and squatted down to draw circles.
Somehow, two plainclothes policemen were knocked down. They took away my mobile phone and wallet, and took me to the police station. Later I saw that it was the police station I had been to, so I said I wanted to see their director, and then
She said that the director was not here, so I had to pretend that I was Liu Qianxun's boyfriend. Sure enough, they quickly found her. She showed me the evidence bag that they found, and I discovered that there was an extra small bag.
Diamond. I thought it was someone trying to frame me..."
"So dramatic?" Qin Yao raised her eyebrows, as if this was a well-made story. "Then what's the reason for the injury on your face?"
"Well... someone beat me before. He was a student at Luobao University. I have nothing to do today, so I will go over and seek revenge from him..."
"You ended up being beaten into a pig's head?" Qin Yao said with a gloating smile: "You deserve it! You are old, but you still dare to challenge a college student in his prime! If someone can beat you once, he will beat you a second time.
Isn’t that normal?”
Pu Yang curled his lips and said: "Come on! How can I lose one on one? I challenged more than a dozen of their basketball teams. That's not all. Later, a group of grandsons came and said that I wanted to be their school beauty.
Beat me. In total, I beat more than twenty people by myself, which is pretty good!"
Qin Yao stretched out a hand and poked Pu Yang on the shoulder. After he said "ouch", she poked his chest again, and then poked his abdomen...
It was like a conditioned reflex. Pu Yang let out an "ouch" every time she poked him. When he poked his abdomen, he covered his crotch with both hands. "What are you going to do?"
"Tsk, tsk, it looks like he's injured all over!"
"Nonsense! You didn't give me a lick..." Pu Yang grinned a little. Of course he was in pain all over, but he was distracted by what he was talking about. Now that he mentioned it, he felt more pain after being poked a few times by her.
"Lick it? Do you want to twist it and take a dip? You rascal!"
"What a hooligan! I'm talking about healing, you are the female hooligan!" Pu Yang responded with contempt. Although he and Qin Yao have not known each other for a long time, because of their special relationship and her personality, they can joke without scruples.
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"What's going on with this diamond?" After calmly turning a corner, she asked again.
"Didn't you ask?"
"Nonsense! I just asked you how you got here, and now I'm asking you what's going on. It's impossible for someone to put diamonds on you for no reason."
"Didn't I tell you before? Maybe someone was in the subway and saw that I was being targeted by the plainclothes police, so they put diamonds on me to frame me." Pu Yang shrugged: "If Liu Qian hadn't been found,
Nettle, if she hadn't been willing to help me, I wouldn't have been able to explain the origin."
"Hmph! Just to spend hundreds of thousands to frame you? Who are you?" Qin Yao curled her lips, obviously she didn't believe the result.
"Then what do you mean..."
"You used this trick to fool Liu Qianxun, and now you're just trying to fool me?" Qin Yao glanced at him.
Pu Yang couldn't laugh or cry: "Sister! I really don't know what's going on. This is not me deceiving Liu Qianxun, it's the only reason I can think of based on the results. You don't really think that the injuries on my body are the same as diamonds.
It’s all a result of cheating, right?”
"What do you think?" Qin Yao seemed to think this was more likely. "You are from the Pu family."
"Yes, I am from the Pu family, so please don't doubt my integrity!" Pu Yang said angrily.
"Tsk, tsk, I understand!" Qin Yao nodded slowly: "Your integrity means that you won't hurt humans, right? Then you are not robbing people, but the monsters?"
"..." Pu Yang went a little crazy: "What kind of logic are you talking about! I really didn't rob anyone. I can't even defeat you, so what kind of monsters can I rob?"
"Oh?" Qin Yao immediately looked at him with an unkind expression, "Do you mean you really want to beat me quickly and take me in?"
"Whatever you think!" Pu Yang simply said nothing, but then he felt something was wrong: "Give it back to me, and I'll take advantage of it. I'll rob it, and I'll sell it for money!"
"Okay, I believe you, don't be childish. Be good!" Qin Yao returned to her smiling expression and coaxed him like a child.
"..."
"Since what you said is true, there must be a story behind it that you don't know." Qin Yao was thinking about the analysis while driving. "You were in the subway at the time and didn't pay attention to the surrounding environment at all, but you were in front of others.
Under the attention of you. Maybe the two plainclothes policemen mistakenly targeted you, but in order not to arouse suspicion, they did not get close to you and kept a distance. They may also deliberately look next to you. At that time in the car
Inside, next to you, there may happen to be a thief who has obtained the diamond. In order to avoid being caught by the thief, he quietly puts the item on you, prepares to deal with the police, and asks other cooperating accomplices to follow you to retrieve it.
thing……"
"I didn't expect that the police were targeting me, but when the subway was about to close, they made a sudden move and threw me out. So they were taken away by the subway, and I was also taken away by the police?"
Pu Yang then finished the deduction for her and felt that this result seemed more likely. This is how it is done in many movies. When necessary, the stolen goods are temporarily transferred and then retrieved later.
"If that's the case, then most of the day has passed, and they should have already reached the vicinity of the police station. You were picked up by me, and you should have been targeted by others. It's over, now we are definitely being followed, and maybe
Someone is blocking the road. They will come back to kill you at your home. In addition to handing over the diamond, they may also kill you to silence you..." Qin Yao looked scared.
Pu Yang frowned. Although he thought she was a bit alarmist, it was definitely much more reasonable than what he thought. "Then what should we do now?"
"You ask me? I am a girl and you are a man. In such a dangerous moment, of course I have to ask you what to do." Qin Yao looked weak.
"..." Pu Yang didn't have time to joke with her, and thought for a moment, "If I go home at this time, it will really cause endless troubles. They are also afraid that the police will catch the cicadas, so they may not take action today.
, just follow me home and wait until the police and I relax before taking action... I can't go home! Then I'll go to your place!"
Qin Yao couldn't help laughing: "Pu Yang, Pu Yang, I find you are really vulgar and shameless! You really want to sneak into my house."
Pu Yang's old face turned red: "Be more pure! I didn't think about anything else. I'm not safe."
"Tsk, tsk, if your home is not safe, you are not afraid of bringing disaster to my home. How pure! Aren't you afraid of complicating me and being robbed of my wealth and sex?" Qin Yao sneered.
"Well... you are a master. I took refuge in your house because I thought you could protect me..." Pu Yang was a little embarrassed.
"Who told you that I am a master? You are from the Pu family, and you want to take refuge in my house and ask me to protect you? Brother, you are so embarrassed to say so!"
Facing Qin Yao's ridicule, Pu Yang blushed again: "It's not like I don't have the strength yet, and now I'm injured again... Anyway, you want to protect me, you said it yourself to cover me!"
Qin Yao burst out laughing: "Hey, are you being cute or are you relying on me? Okay, do you want to be my home-in-law son-in-law? That will not only protect you, but also give you a lick and a hug.
, even that will do, you know..."
Listening to her charming and soft words, and the flirtatious eyes flying over, Pu Yang secretly swallowed his saliva. "Let's forget it... I think as a man, as a member of the Pu family, I should face it myself.
To the danger! Give me the diamond and find a place to drop me off!"
Qin Yao giggled: "No, now I don't want to let go, what should I do?"
"Stop teasing me."
"You should go back with me obediently now! Be prepared to lose your virginity..."
Chapter completed!