In a remote town in the southwest, the hills are undulating and continuous. At noon, the scorching sun burns the earth like fire. On the hill halfway up a hill, Fan Lizheng swears and digs the foundation of a new house.

He kept cursing the sun in the sky, and there was a mother-in-law but a mother-in-law. It was only mid-May that it was so hot that he was itchy. He blamed his father for being nervous. He had to build a brick and tile house in such bad weather, and pulled himself back from the construction site to dig the foundation of the new house. This was extremely boring.

I kept complaining and cursing, and cursing all the things I shouldn't be scolded or scolded. I cursed so hard that I spitted white foam on the ground.

I picked up an old teapot with no mouth and shook it to the bamboo forest behind the house to cool off. I pulled out a broken gong and sang the classic old song "Read You" while walking; "I'm not tired of my sun for a thousand times. The sun feels like spring, the season of spring, the moment of looking forward to it, oh~~..."

Song! Singing was very lively, but there was a little sadness in my eyes. The big man who was almost twenty years old was still mediocre and accomplished nothing. He sighed deeply, and felt frustrated in his heart. He shook his head and said in a Sichuan tune, "Ambition is gone, it turns out that God is not open to his eyes~! I miss me Fan Li, who is talented, ah! Ah! That! Yushu is in the wind, better than Pan An... A girl from Lin fell from the sky, and a beautiful lady appeared on the ground! There is a lamp in the waves, and a lamp!"

I opened my throat and yelled twice, and felt a little balanced. This unlucky life is about writing books, writing books to the streets, writing poems and courting, and the few village girls on the construction site who don’t look like women but have feminine characteristics, also said that my poems did not float a cloud, and could not knock on the innocent and beautiful heart.

Damn it! She still has a pure and beautiful heart. I was so scared that I really wanted to find a sponge mat immediately and hit her head to death.

My mother is so happy, I waved my hand casually; go quietly, just like you come quietly. They are all with big backs and bears, with big waists and round waists, and their strength is greater than men. Can I carry this cloud? Who cares about this kind of shrew who only knows how to work, without any mood.

Fan Li's father Fan Yunwu took a pickaxe and walked out of the broken and short earthen house. When he saw his son hiding in the bamboo forest, he couldn't help but roaring, "Fan Li, you turtle son who was killed by a thousand swords, dig a few times to rest for a long time, and you will work hard for me. You will know how to be scammers and cheating in one day, not doing your job properly, and not seeking progress. You will know how to fantasize about those unrealistic things all day long, hum!"

Fan Lizheng was so hot that he cursed in his heart, "This is what you said yourself, I'm a damn person. Hehe! Swear hard, but I didn't scold me anyway."

I took the hoe and dug hard, and after a few harshness, I dug a hard thing with a "clang" sound, and then dug a few more hoes, and a row of blue bricks appeared on the ridge.

Fan Li's heart skipped a beat. This was an ancient tomb. This kind of large brick was not a modern thing at all. He hurriedly took a sharp pickaxe and knocked it hard. Anyway, he had the strength, and he would tinker with a hole in a short while.

"Wuwu" Suddenly some blue smoke came out of the hole, and the air conditioner inside was blowing. Fan Li, who was sweating profusely, shivering all over, and the prickly heat in his body exploded halfway.

I squatted down and looked at the black hole. Is the ancient tomb? How could there be blue smoke coming out?

Fan Li picked up the sharp pick and expanded the hole a little. Perhaps because of the temperature difference, some "whimpering" sounds made at the hole, like a ghost crying. The cold air inside rose out, and Fan Li got goosebumps. That's right! This is definitely an ancient tomb.

After a while, the green smoke stopped coming out. Fan Li took out his lighter and lit a red plum cigarette with trembling hands. The ancient tomb means treasures and burial objects. "This is a sign of wealth." Fan Li muttered.

The hole was dark and could not see clearly. After thinking about it, I had a scheming problem. I got up and ran to the straw pile, carried a large bundle of straw and lit it and threw it in.

After a while, taking advantage of the raging fire, Fan Li saw a strange scene and saw a person sitting upright on a large, light blue, translucent coffin.

Fan Li was shocked and thought to himself, "It's strange, why is this happening? The dead man ran up to the coffin by himself? Could it be that the zombie fraud mentioned in the book?"

But I immediately calmed down. Now the sky is blue and white, and there are zombies that have left me helpless. The fire has weakened, and it is really dark inside, so I can't see the dead man's face clearly. Fan Li made a fuss and hugged several bundles of straw and threw it in. The fire suddenly rushed up.

That's right! I saw it clearly now. A man sat cross-legged on the head of a somewhat transparent coffin, covering from head to toe by a large cloak with silver rays. He was wrapped tightly, and his face was invisible at all.

"Hahahaha... his grandma's! This is a strange thing in the world. I haven't heard of burying people who are buried in the coffin and sitting outside. Haha! Haha!" Fan Li not only did not have any fear, but couldn't help laughing.

Fan Li stood up and looked around. My father had already left and had plowed the ground. There was no one on the hillside around him. There was only the scorching sun. Moreover, his own home was a private courtyard, and it was not a major transportation road. If it weren't for an acquaintance, there would be basically no one here. I don't know what his ancestors thought, but they actually built their home on a hillside where birds could not lay eggs.

Fan Liniang died early, and her family and father were two big men. It wasn’t because he had poor grades, but because he was too naughty.

When I was in the third year of junior high school, I peeked at my class teacher’s female teacher taking a bath several times. After being warned by the school many times, I was very dissatisfied. The guy climbed onto the school’s basketball hoop and pulled a shit a day. He used this extreme method to protest the school’s warnings and punishments.

After finishing the game, it is not enough to be finished. You have to leave bold words on the basketball board with chalk; "If you don't learn from the Great Revolution in Culture, you will be soaked in a stinky shit and bombard the school gate. The revolution will be listed first without fear of death, I will smile and see you sweep the shit."

Then I wrote the name and wrote the title, "The peerless genius Fan Li is here; the principal swept me the stinky shit, and Teacher Tang Xiaoqin gave me toilet paper. My butt was silly, so comfortable! Tang Xiaoqin! If you have sex, don't take a bath!!! I still have to peek at you anyway."

Then I took a half-urination and poured my words into colorful colors. The principal had no choice but to have a headache. This troublemaker was so fucked. I asked the parents to hold a meeting, inform the whole school, and ordered them to drop out of school.

Tang Xiaoqin is his class teacher. She is a well-behaved person. She is an unmarried female teacher. She was peeked at by him several times in the shower. She was discovered several times. Who knows how many times he peeked at him.

The township schools are in a simple condition, and a simple bathroom was built next to the toilet on the hillside. Below this bathroom, there was a large slope several meters high. Below the slope, there was a large yellow tree with a crown of trees above the bathroom window. Fan Li climbed up the yellow tree and peeked at Teacher Tang Xiaoqin taking a bath.

After Fan Li discovered the wonder of this big tree, he finally got an opportunity. He lay on the branch and peeked his sweetheart to take a bath through the thick leaves. The first time he peeked at the heart-warming beauty to take a bath, and almost fell off the tree with excitement.

When I was peeking for the fifth time, Tang Xiaoqin was bold in her movements. As she was washing, she actually enjoyed touching the pink cherry very much, and intentionally or unintentionally exposed some parts that cost human life. Her face turned red and intoxicated, and she seemed to be whispering softly in her mouth, looking very happy.

Fan Li was surging with blood, and his mouth and nose were bleeding. Finally, he couldn't help but take out the half-baked Asian carrot, and played with Tang Xiaoqin's bold movements. He accidentally made the movement bigger, making the branches shaking, and some sounds were found.

The scene was so funny at that time. Tang Xiaoqin looked so beautiful when she was panicked. She was flushed on her face. She held the window frame with her hands, and her snow-white peaks stood out outside the window frame. The leaves were dense, and it was dusk, and there was an electric light inside. Looking at the dark place in the bright spot, she looked for a while before she found a very familiar and extremely upset face.

Sweat! It's so fucking satisfying, her scream was so exciting. Her scream was like a hurricane, which instantly sent Fan Li to the highest peak on the top of the mountain.

Tang Xiaoqin's scream was deeply engraved in Fan Li's mind. The scream became an important symbol of Fan Li's transition from a half-baked boy to a man.

After being expelled from school, Fan Li's friends intentionally or unintentionally alienated him. Fan Li became even more dissatisfied. When they were together, they could share everything except for their future unfairness.

And he swears to tease good women. Every time he comes to real swords and guns, he retreats aside, letting me bravely go up and ask for scoring and scolding. A group of bastards, who are not straightforward in the middle of the injury, are not at all honest.

Fan Li stood at the entrance of the ancient tomb cave, a little hesitant and did not dare to go down and see what happened. The corpse sitting on the coffin was really strange. After observing outside the cave for a while, he found that there was a golden thing in front of the corpse.
Chapter completed!