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Chapter 81 The taunt from the general~~)

At this moment, the parrot named General was nagging without stopping, and all kinds of sluts were repeated, and he was running around in a straight stance. The scene was extremely funny.

"Vegetarian stuffing, vegetarian stuffing, stop playing games, go to school!"

"Ahhhh! Li hormone, combat uniform combat uniform!"

Looking at the excited general, Luo Yu looked dark.

"Liu Yiyi, where did you get such a dirty bird!??"

"I... a friend sent it to me." Liu Yiyi looked at the parrot with a scattered style, and she couldn't help but be in the wind.

What is going on???

It was obviously not like this just now!??

Why do you suddenly say so many sluts?

That dirty pen didn't tell her that this stupid bird could talk!!?

When I think of the dirty pen Liu Yiyi, I feel like crying without tears.

Fortunately, she was grateful just now, but now she is being cheated...

At this moment, she wanted to punch that guy to death...

As he thought about it, Liu Yiyi looked desperate.

The previous book incident is still vivid in my mind, but now she suddenly made such a slutty talk, which is so dirty that it is endless. Liu Yiyi secretly felt in her heart that Luo Yu must think she is an impure girl.

"Damn! Hurry up and grab it!" At this moment, Luo Yu suddenly shouted in panic.

I saw the general who was already marching and running around suddenly, his little head turned and his eyes pointed at the dining table.

After a few seconds, it yelled, "Nezi, Naizi" flew to the dining table with its wings and pounced towards the dinner that Liu Yiyi brought to Luo Yu.

Those were the favorites of several steaming Xiaolongbao and Luo Xiaoyu.

At this moment, Luo Yu was about to be ruined by a bird when he saw his dinner.

Seeing this scene, Liu Yiyi came to her senses and rushed to make up for it.

So, the room suddenly became messy...

...

A few minutes later, the general was caught in his hands by Luo Yu...

General: "General~General~You are so beautiful~"

Luo Yu: "Shut up! You're so beautiful!"

General: "Ahhhhh! Vegetarian stuffing, vegetarian stuffing, why don't you wear clothes~~"

Luo Yu: "Damn! If you don't wear your sister, you will! Who is the vegetarian filling?"

General: "Sing a song~"

Luo Yu: "Shut up!!"

General: "I am a ~~~ little bird~~~"

Luo Yu: "..."

Damn!

She really wants to strangle this stupid bird to death!

Why is your sister so stupid that she talked to a parrot for a long time!

Depend on!

He looked at the ruined Xiaolongbao on the table, and then looked at the parrot singing happily at this moment. A tic toe could not help but floated on Luo Yu's forehead.

In a few seconds...

Luo Yu gritted his teeth and said to Liu Yiyi: "Go to the supermarket downstairs to buy a knife, and there is also a pot..."

...

The general's affairs were just like this for the time being. Liu Yiyi explained for a long time that the bird was given to her by a friend she met online. Luo Yu didn't ask any more questions, throwing the slutful parrot into the cage and then ignored it.

Liu Yiyi, when she returned to the room, she opened the pp of the dust pen and began to accuse her wildly.

"Ahhhhhh!! You bastard, dirty pen!!!"

"I thank you just now!!! You actually sent me such a fool!!!"

"What else can I say to give her to her and I will definitely get it!!!"

"come out!!"

"Where are you!!!"

"Come out! I know you're peeking at the screen!!!"

"asshole!!"

At the same time, the dirty pen with her long messy hair looked at the message from Liu Yiyi with a guilty look on her face, and finally decided to pretend that she didn't see it...

The next Saturday, Luo Yu and Liu Yiyi were about to go home, so the general's handling became a problem...

"Forget it, I'll take it away." Luo Yu said in disgust, looking at the general who was swaying in the cage and hummingly entertaining himself.

Because Liu Yiyi's family will never let her pets be kept...

"I'm sorry Xiaoyu..." Liu Yiyi looked at Luo Yu with shame and guilt, and apologized. After all, this slutful parrot was still the trouble she caused...

...

As soon as he got home in the morning, Luo Yu saw Xu Shutong pounce on him and accused him.

"Luo Xiaoyu, you a heartless little bastard!! He actually teased your mother like that yesterday!!"

"And I blocked you and you didn't send a text message begging me to add it!!!"

"Little bastard, you...uh, my god! What a cute bird!"

Luo's mother was about to criticize Luo Xiaoyu incessantly when she saw the bird cage in Luo Yu's hand who had just entered the door.

Luo Yu said that she was frightened along the way, and was afraid that the fool would suddenly say something amazing. Fortunately, she was still pretty good and didn't cause trouble just now...

"Where did you come from this parrot?" Luo Ma asked excitedly when she walked up.

"Sent by Liu Yiyi." Luo Yu said helplessly.

After all, before there are other ways to deal with this, she is afraid that she will take care of the bird. Anyway, Liu Yiyi's parents will never raise animals. She knew about this when she went to the other party's house a long time ago...

"Hmph! Let me show you." Xu Shutong leaned over and took the bird cage with a proud look on her face.

At this moment, Luo Dad and Luo Youyou, who heard the noise, ran to the living room to watch.

"Wow, what a cute bird, sister, where did you make it?"

"Sent by Liu Yiyi." Luo Yu explained helplessly again.

Looking at the three of them watching the general with interest on their faces, Luo Yu couldn't help but feel numb and prayed in her heart that this guy wouldn't say anything slutty...

After all, she took them home, and she couldn't hide such a big bird, so she had to pull it out to see someone...

"Does it have a name?" Xu Shutong took the parrot out of the cage, held it in her arms, her eyes shiny.

"General."

"Hmph, Luo Xiaoyu, for the sake of this lovely general, I will reluctantly not care about your little bastard behavior yesterday!"

Hearing Xu Shutong's words, Luo Yu rolled his eyes and complained, "Xu Shutong, I tell you, there is no hope for your book to be like this. Listen to me and write a novelty article, or go to the niche literary channel to be a literary youth reader."

"Nonsense! Who said my book has no hope!" Xu Shutong retorted with a glaring glance.

However, at this moment, the general in her arms suddenly spoke.

"There is a big future for painting books! There is no reward for recommendation tickets, so it's better to..."

"Damn!" Luo Yu was so scared that he rushed up and pinched the general's beak.

“Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~”

A gusting sound was enough to block the half of the silly bird's words, "It's better to go round the corners"...

Otherwise, Luo Yu really didn't know what Luo's parents would think after hearing this...

However……

Although the last sentence was not said...

Xu Shutong couldn't understand what the previous sentence was...

But the middle sentence "There is no reward for recommendation tickets" was like a nuclear strike, causing a critical blow to Xu Shutong, making her stunned...

Taunt X1 from the general...

A few seconds later, Luo's mother looked at Luo's father with a doubtful expression.

"Luo Laowu, what did it just say?"

Luo Laowu was shocked when he heard this. He was about to deny the stupid bird's words, but he heard Luo Youyou say without hesitation.

"Mom, it said you didn't recommend the ticket and didn't give me a reward..."

Click...

A heartbreaking voice rang in Xu Shutong's mind...

"Luo Laowu! Come with a knife! Drink bird soup tonight!!!!!!!!!!"
Chapter completed!
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