Chapter 1225 Shen An's Admirer(1/2)
Outside the imperial city, countless officials stood with lanterns, looking like zombies.
Chen An is already immune to the grand scene of the zombie siege.
He came over and kept saying some auspicious words, and the officials also returned the greeting with a smile, and they were happy for a while.
Everyone in the royal family huddled together to talk, and the topics were mostly about the performance of their children and grandchildren in the royal family academy. After comparing with each other, the children and grandchildren performed poorly and smiled all over, but their hearts were bleeding, just waiting to go home to clean up.
"Chen An!"
Zhao Zongyan came, and everyone was waiting for him wherever he passed.
Chen An almost wanted to turn around, but in front of everyone, it was too rude, so he had to bow and move to the royal family.
Good things cannot be enjoyed exclusively!
"This Chen An is so immoral!" Someone in the royal family cursed: "What should we do when he comes here?"
As soon as Chen An came over, Zhao Zongyan also came over.
It was difficult for the royal family to leave, so they had to hold their breath.
"Why did you quit your position as the chief of the royal academy?" Zhao Zongyan was very unhappy, so he farted quietly.
"It's because you are the mountain chief, so you sent your children at home. Now that you have come out, can the academy teach good children?"
Zhao Zongyan's words resonated a lot, and the royal family questioned Chen An's decision, but they didn't know that this was Zhao Shu's arrangement.
He just started out in the royal academy, but later he did not participate in the specific management at all, just to avoid suspicion.
Zhao Shu took the post of his mountain chief, which was to untire him, called punishment, but in fact it was a reward, so Chen An was very excited.
But the royal family was not satisfied!
We are willing to send our children to school because of your Shen An, but you ran away. What do you say?
Anger was gathering. Chen An felt that he had not read the calendar when he went out today, so he laughed dryly: "This is the matter, actually the key to the royal academy is..."
He pointed at the palace, and everyone was thinking.
When studying in a royal academy, the first thing to do is to go to the care of the government, otherwise who would be willing to spend so much money?
The second is to transform the descendants and let them learn real skills.
"As for miscellaneous studies, the professors who teach them miscellaneous studies are carefully selected. To put it bluntly, as a pioneer of miscellaneous studies, I hope that all the royal families can learn miscellaneous studies well. Only by having such miscellaneous studies can the influence of such miscellaneous studies become greater and greater."
This is the truth.
Everyone's expressions cleared a little, so they forgot the principle of exhaling big mouths and breathing small mouths, and breathing normally.
Then a smell of butt came, causing a dry retard.
"Zhao Zongyan..."
Zhao Yunliang and his son retreated in embarrassment, but the others failed to withstand and were defeated one after another.
Chen An reacted the fastest and had long been hiding behind Zhao Yunchu, a pervert in court.
Zhao Yunchu frowned and said, "What's the fear of being stingy? People will stool and pee when they eat, and they will have stool. Who doesn't have it?"
Tsk!
This madman from the court had a lot of research on Buddhism, and his words made everyone feel a little depressed.
People are inevitably consuming grains and edibles.
Someone said, "But Zhao Zongyan's farts are very smelly."
Zhao Yunchu sighed with kindness: "What do you think of these things? Look at me..."
He studied Buddhism carefully and felt that everything in the world was illusory, so he turned to Zhao Zongyan with dissatisfaction.
"It's all relatives, what are you hiding around?" Zhao Yunchu looked at everyone, "Don't do this in the future, I..."
He suddenly looked at Zhao Zongyan sideways, his eyes widening.
Isn't anyone afraid of someone's fucking? Zhao Zongyan said happily: "I couldn't help it in the morning, so I ate more beans..."
As he said that, he made a silent fart again, "I also ate some barbecue..."
The farts of barbecue and beans...
Everyone looked at Zhao Yunchu silently, and someone suddenly muttered: "Good man!"
Zhao Yunchu turned around slowly, then squatted on the ground, "Vomit..."
The Grand Court began in such an atmosphere.
This year's Great Dynasty Conference lacked Liao envoys, and all the envoys lacked leaders. So the envoys of Xixia were shocked to find that they had become the boss. It was really great to bring a group of envoys from small countries to congratulate the New Year!
It seems more comfortable to be without Liao people?
This idea was set in the mind of the Western Xia envoy.
Then he wants to be the first to go out to congratulate the New Year.
"…The Song Dynasty is kind, and foreign ministers come here to see the prosperity everywhere..."
The messenger said something very kind and praised the Song Dynasty very much.
Then the envoys from all countries congratulated the New Year and their congratulations were outstanding. Compared with previous years, the envoys were very polite this year, even with a little fear.
Later, Zhao Shu gave a banquet for envoys from various countries in the inn, while all the officials were in the palace.
"Last year, the Song Dynasty defeated the Liao people and abolished the annual monies... The Song Dynasty is booming, I am happy to see it!"
Zhao Shu's words were very exciting, and the ministers nodded one after another, and the atmosphere in the hall was full of joy.
"I look good this year." Zhao Shu even joked, "It must be a good weather."
Han Qi said: "Even if there are some disasters, it's not a big deal. Now there is a lot of food in the warehouse, which is enough to provide disaster relief."
Zhao Shu nodded, feeling that the Song Dynasty gradually became stronger under his own governance, and that sense of harvest made him feel fascinated.
"I will rely on you to do your best this year..."
Zhao Shu raised his glass, and the ministers raised his glass, "I will congratulate Your Majesty."
"For the sake of the Song Dynasty, drink this cup."
...
At this moment, Tang Ren was also at the dynasty meeting, but it was the dynasty meeting of the Liao Kingdom.
The envoy of the Song Dynasty was the first to speak, and he said: "The Song and Liao countries have been peaceful for many years. The people of the two countries are like brothers. Foreign ministers pass by the tent, and the herdsmen inside will warmly invite foreign ministers to come in and drink..."
It was an invitation, but in the end it was given money, because if you don’t give it, you have to stay there as your son-in-law. Tang Ren looked at the woman and immediately gave the money happily.
Yelu Hongji nodded slightly, thinking that this was excellent.
"Later, I arrived at Zhongjing City, and there was enthusiasm everywhere. Your Majesty, let's talk about it. Foreign ministers are not the same as eating in Zhongjing City. Today, this family, tomorrow's family, the enthusiastic people of the Great Liao people have let the foreign ministers experience the enthusiasm of being at home. Foreign ministers only hope that the friendship between Song and Liao will last for thousands of years, no, thousands of years..."
Yelu Hongji smiled and said, "Yes! The friendship between Liao and Song dynasties has been around for thousands of years. This is a very good thing. Come and reward the Song envoys with a hundred sheep and ten cows..."
"Thank you, Your Majesty."
It was Tang Ren's instinct to say good things. As for Zhongjing City's enthusiasm, since Dalimaru became a hot commodity here, those powerful people invited him to eat, drink, play with women in order to get the goods. It was really a song every night.
Someone's waist!
Tang Ren rubbed his waist, but unexpectedly there was a reward of cattle and sheep.
This is good!
He was going to take these cattle and sheep back to the Song Dynasty and sell them in Xiongzhou, which was a lot of money at least.
Then there was a banquet.
The next day, on the second day of the lunar month, the third batch of goods arrived. After Tang Ren inspected it, he handed over to Xiao Dieyi, and then prepared to say goodbye with cattle and sheep.
Yelu Hongji was watching his son Yelu Jun ride and shoot with Xiao Guanyin. After Tang Ren came, he asked, "How is my prince?"
There were several arrows inserted on the target, all of which were very close to the bull's eye.
Tang Ren praised: "The prince is better than the powerful general."
Yelu Hongji nodded, and after Tang Ren said goodbye, he ordered: "After you return, you must tell Emperor Song that peace in Liao and Song dynasties is not easy, you must cherish it, and..."
Tang Ren nodded frequently, but he was sneering in his heart.
Yelu Hongji has dragged the Xixia people to play a covenant, but he still said that peace is not easy. It’s so shameless!
Xiao Guanyin suddenly stood up and left.
Yelu Hongji nodded, and after she left, he finally explained: "For this year's annual tribute, please let Emperor Song prepare earlier."
"yes."
Tang Ren just agreed, and it has nothing to do with him whether the Song Dynasty does it or not.
Yelu Hongji felt that the messenger was very sensible and couldn't help but feel very happy, so he said, "Give the messenger a leg of lamb."
He hunts abroad all year round and often rewards people like this.
"Thank you, Your Majesty."
To be continued...