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Chapter 196: Shaolin Soccer and Tongue Battles(1/2)

Podolsky walked out with his head down, and he was in a little depressed.

He did not perform well in the game.

From the start of the German League Cup to the past four rounds of the league, Podolski has never made it to the starting lineup. He complained about head coach Magath, but he also knew that Roy Makai and Pizarro were both extremely excellent players and strong competitors.

Podolski started in this game.

The whole team knew the reason why he could start: Sao Paulo had a talented shooter. In the German Cup final in May, he scored three goals with his own strength and led Sao Paulo to defeat Bayern.

Podolski is also a talented striker at Bayern, so he can naturally compete with the opponent on the court.

He lost.

A complete defeat!

If he scored more goals than the opponent, it wouldn't be considered a big deal. Even a forward player did not fully count on the goals. During the key game, his performance was not outstanding, and he made several mistakes. He failed to seize a good opportunity.

The other party has almost no chance.

Both goals were created by the other party themselves and had little to do with the performance of St. Pauli teammates.

Can this be compared?

"There will be many media outlets to question... Maybe there will be no reports talking about me again, because I have become unworthy..."

Podolsky thought to himself, his heart full of helplessness and depression.

He regrets joining Bayern.

Other Bayern players don’t think too much. They have two senses about Zhen Shaolong. One is that they are angry because Zhen Shaolong made a goal that humiliated Bayern during the game.

The opponent's performance was very good that time, which shocked everyone, but deliberately using his butt to complete the goal was a bit too much.

In addition, it is admiration.

Every Bayern player, no matter how famous he is, must admit that Zhen Shaolong is an admirable opponent. St. Pauli is at an absolute disadvantage when he fights Bayern twice, but the opponent scores five goals and leads the team to defeat Bayern twice.

What else can they say?

Even if the other party intends to score goals with his butt and expresses his sarcasm and disdain towards Bayern... he is qualified!

Bayern players are all very sad.

Although many players admire Zhen Shaolong very much, no one took the initiative to exchange jerseys or make other good moves, because Zhen Shaolong provoked Bayern, and there were many fans in the stands, and they could only continue to have a cold face and express a disdainful attitude.

Except...Pissarro.

Zhen Shaolong, Gene, Kruze and others just walked into the player passage and saw a reporter waving from afar. Bor and Gene were discussing and going to interview together, talking about some interesting topics, so that the beauties on the Rope Avenue could fall in love with themselves, and then they heard a shout from behind, "Wait!"

A group of people turned back.

"etc!"

Pizarro chased after him panting and walked to Zhen Shaolong, "Can you exchange jerseys?"

"Swap jerseys?" Zhen Shaolong was a little confused. Pizarro didn't play?

Generally speaking, when exchanging jerseys, the opponents on the court express friendship with each other. It is very rare for players who have not played to exchange jerseys with players who appear, because they give people the feeling that they should be lowered, as if they have a bit of a "star chasing". Only substitutes from small clubs and match with big clubs will do so when they meet the stars they like.

Pizarro?

This guy was already a famous big star at the age of 20 and was able to join Werder Bremen. He was discovered by Bayern Munich at the age of 23. He has been Bayern's main striker until now, and he is also the captain of the Peru national team. He is a legendary star in Peru. He has won countless honorary titles. He actually "down" to exchange his jerseys for himself?

Zhen Shaolong looked at Pizarro's "extremely false" action of taking off his clothes, and hurriedly said with a dark face: "If you have anything, just say it!"

Pizarro smiled embarrassedly, stopped moving and said, "I want to ask you about learning Chinese Kung Fu and football."

“…I don’t know Chinese Kung Fu!”

Zhen Shaolong said with a touch of his lips, but Pizarro's face was full of disbelief, and even his teammates next to him did not believe it. Bor whispered to Gene, 'Zhen indeed knows Chinese Kung Fu'. Gene's answer was, 'Of course, now I'm very sure that he can have a powerful Kung Fu, with a hard bone as hard as iron'.

Zhen Shaolong rolled his eyes when he heard this.

It is difficult to hear Gene's loud voice. Pizarro became even more urgent after hearing it. He said seriously, "I have checked a lot of information. The basic exercise of Chinese Kung Fu seems to start with standing stances, right? Standing stance, standing horse stance, it is said that squatting well in horse stance can exercise kidneys, exercise waist strength, strengthen muscles and bones, regulate essence, qi, and spirit, exercise horse stance for a long time, and let the lower plate..."

"You say it again?"

Gene's loud voice interrupted Pizarro's long speech, and he continued to ask, "No, I mean the one just now, what can I exercise on a horse stance?"

"Exercise kidney and waist strength?" Pizarro repeated in confusion.

"Yes, that's it!" Gene suddenly felt inspired, "Fabian, did you hear it? Standing on horse stance can exercise the kidneys and waist strength, doesn't it mean that it can make me stronger?"

“Stronger in bed?”

"Ahem... don't say so directly..." Gene looked at Pizarro urgently, "You continue talking about it, what are the effects? I think I can also exercise my horse stance."

Bor listened seriously.

Pizarro understood what the two of them meant and couldn't help but pull the corners of his mouth, and found that the players of Sao Paulo were really unreliable!

He continued, "I have seen a saying that no matter which Chinese Kung Fu it is, you must be calm when practicing horse stance stance stance, sink your abdomen and breathe naturally. The mental requirements are a bit illusory. I don't understand it very much, but no matter which Chinese Kung Fu it is, you can get special training through horse stance stance, so that people can fully or extraordinaryly perform in fighting."

Zhen Shaolong, Gene, and Bol all nodded, but Pizarro's commentary was over. He raised the key question of doubt, "But does this have anything to do with football? Why can you apply Chinese Kung Fu to football?"

Zhen Shaolong pulled the corner of his mouth and said seriously, "I emphasize again, I have never learned Chinese Kung Fu."

"However, I think practicing Chinese Kung Fu to a high level is definitely helpful to football. Chinese martial arts is profound and profound, a physical exercise and a spiritual realm... So, if you have questions about Chinese Kung Fu and cannot be used in football, I can recommend you to watch a Chinese movie."

"What movie?"

"Shaolin Football!"

"Shao...Lin...Football?" Pizarro repeated it. The two Chinese transliterations of "Shaolin" are a bit too strange for the Germans.

"You wait."

Pizarro reacted and rushed to the front quickly, called a reporter, borrowed paper and pen from there, and quickly returned and handed it to Zhen Shaolong, "Can you write down the name of the movie you mentioned? I don't know much about Chinese, and I'm worried that I'll forget it if I go back."

"All right."

Zhen Shaolong met Pizarro's requirements and wrote the four big words "Shaolin Football" clearly on the paper. Pizarro looked at it and felt like he had a treasure. He carefully put it in his pocket and checked it several times in a row.

Zhen Shaolong really couldn't stand this guy who had a deviant mind, so he quickly left with his teammates.

This scene was seen by reporters in the distance.

The reporter who was asked for paper and pen was a Hamburger reporter. He asked the camera to take a picture of this scene. When Pizarro came to return the pen, he asked, "What do you think of Zhen Shaolong?"

Pizarro didn't think much and nodded, "He's very awesome."

The reporter immediately took Pizarro's answer, combined with the scene just now, as "Pisarro is a loyal fan of Zhen Shaolong. He asked Zhen Shaolong for an autograph, and was very excited after getting the autograph..."

———

Post-match press conference.

Nearly two hundred reporters were waiting in the venue early, and for a while, the crowd was overcrowded. Not only were the seats in the venue full of seats, but the corridors were filled with reporters, and they were all talking about the past game.

There are so many highlights of the game.

First of all, Bayern lost to Sao Paulo at home, creating the biggest upset in the fifth round of the league. Bayern is the recognized overlord in German football. In the eyes of the outside world and even the German media, the Bundesliga is the least competitive among the five major leagues. Because Bayern's performance is too gorgeous, he has been in the position of "Bundesliga boss" for a long time, and other teams can only strive for second place at most.

The same is true in the past two seasons, and Bayern won the Bundesliga championship without any suspense.

This situation where the league is monopolized by a team is very unfavorable to the development of the league and international competition, but the situation is already like this, and it doesn’t make sense to say it is unfavorable.

Importantly, Bayern lost!

Bayern lost to Bielefeld in the last game. Bielefeld has been in the middle of the league in recent years. Bayern lost away games is acceptable, but this game is a bit unacceptable.

One is home court.

The second is to lose to the newly promoted team.

If Bayern loses to St. Pauli at home, the league ranking will decline greatly and will have a great impact on Bayern, but it is sad that Bayern's loss is not the only highlight.

The goal process of St. Pauli is no less than Bayern’s loss!

The first ball, face!

The second ball, butt!

The second goal that Zhen Shaolong scored was simply a bare humiliation of Bayern. He brought the ball to the penalty area and deceived Ram, Lucio and Kahn with one move. He successfully completed the wonderful man-shot score in a small range, brought the ball to the goal line, and then used his butt to "sit" the ball into the goal.

The goal is very exciting, and it is difficult for Bayern as an opponent to accept it.

The first goal was luck, but in fact, Zhen Shaolong scored it with his face, which was also a humiliation to Bayern.

Two balls, two humiliating.

Many media are ready to report a news article about "Zhen Shaolong shines with his face and butt on the Allianz Stadium and leads St. Pauli to defeat Bayern."

That must be very interesting.

Finally, the protagonist of the press conference made a brilliant debut, and that was Saint-Paul's head coach Bergmann.

Faced with a smile, Bergman walked to the stage calmly and sat down, and then talked about the game, "1-2, the score is the biggest reward for our players working hard for the whole game."

"But victory is not the most important thing. I saw in the game that every player works hard and tries his best. Even if he can't run, he insists on continuing and continues to fight. This kind of game spirit is what makes people feel the most satisfied."

"I believe that players with this kind of fighting spirit will not perform too badly, and teams with overall fighting spirit will not perform too badly. This is our biggest gain: when facing a wealthy family, you can also show the spirit of not giving up and working hard until the end!"

Bergman emphasized the topic of zero good mental outlook during the game, and then changed his voice and talked about Zhen Shaolong, who was concerned by the reporters. "The two goals came from Zhen, and it is not an exaggeration to put any praise on him. He is the kind of player who is very excellent and occasionally shocking."
To be continued...
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