Chapter 0051 I want to be a net red-1
"I don't admit it yet!"
"According to my reliable gossip! You kid these two days..."
"I'm having sex with Shu Yu-chan, a sophomore department girl from the Department of Medicine! I'm still stuck in the library all day long!"
The third old hero exposes loudly: "This ugly behavior of showing affection has aroused public anger among members of the major 'Single Dog Alliance' branches!"
"What? Don't talk nonsense!"
"I have known Shu Mei and I haven't known each other for a total of two days."
Eryi breathed a sigh of relief: "Why did you become a girlfriend?"
"Report to the boss!"
“I smelled the barbecue!”
"This kid doesn't ask us to eat Shira barbecue!"
"It must be a girl from the department of the medical department."
Nobita suddenly sniffed his nose and said in shock: "I'm going to have a romantic dinner together!"
"Damn!"
"Are you a dog?"
"You can smell this?"
Eryi was shocked and tilted his head and sniffed the sleeves on his arm.
But maybe I got used to it, but I didn't feel it smelled.
He looked at Nobita with a chill, and said disgustedly: "Will you go to a smoky and greasy place like Silla barbecue for a romantic dinner?"
"Shut up!"
"Explanation is just a quibble!"
The second husband was about to say something.
After staring at Eryi for a while, he said in confusion: "Waiter, why have you suddenly lost so much in the past two days?"
“…”
21 don't know how to answer.
"No wonder you've been there these two days."
"We didn't get up in the morning, and you were gone!"
"We're going to bed tonight, you haven't come back yet!"
After the three of them were silent for a while, they suddenly became shocked at the same time.
He exclaimed with a "shocked face": "It turns out to be...I have a bold idea!"
"Everyone said it wasn't!"
"He's helping me!"
Eryi struggled to shake off Xiaofu and Nobita's clamping, and said angrily: "What's wrong with me treating me to dinner?"
"Oh, I'll go!"
The three of them widened their eyes: "This kid actually wants to resist?"
Eryi shrank, then got out between the two of them, quickly slipped into the toilet and tied the door.
"Don't hide inside without making a sound! I know you're inside!"
"You have the ability to find a girl, why don't you open the door!"
Three animals rushed over and hammered the door: "Open the door! Open the door! Open the door!"
"Damn!"
"You three are enough!"
Eryi, who was hiding in the toilet, almost collapsed by these three funny guys.
As they yelled like this, all the animals up and down the dormitory will know tomorrow!
But when Eryi finished taking a shower, the three animals seemed to have nothing to happen, so they sat back in front of the computer and turned black.
This made Eryi breathe a sigh of relief.
While wiping his hair, he sat in front of his laptop with his shirtlessness.
Be prepared to study and study carefully, and have the relationship between live broadcast and soul energy absorption.
But as soon as he sat down, the young husband next to him turned his head and glanced, behind his body that was almost exposed.
With a sympathetic look on his face, he silently pushed half a bottle of nutritional express that he had left.
He also made a cheerful move of "Dad!" and said with a slutty expression with a look of "I can only help you get here!"
The root of Eryi Hate is itchy.
He resisted the urge to beat him up and focused his attention on his notebook.
The more you pay attention to these guys, the more they become.
The boss "Fat Tiger" Tian Ruiwu is a little stronger, this guy is 1.94 meters tall.
It is a sports animal who rests for five minutes and runs for two hours and has endless energy.
If he was not on the court and had consumed his nearly nuclear-powered physical energy, it would be impossible for this guy to come back to the dormitory.
So I am not very interested in gossip and other things. I just join in the fun by making fun of it. For him, how can girls be as fun as basketball?
The second-year-old "young husband" Chen Xiaofu, a rich second-generation, claims to be a master of flirting girls, and is proficient in various theoretical knowledge of flirting.
He just claimed that he was the vice chairman of the computer department "Single Dog Alliance".
He has a heavy responsibility and busy business, so he was delayed and he is still single.
The cheapest one is the third "Nobita" Xiong Jiangang, who relies on his pretty good skills.
Through various channels, we collect information about girls from major departments and establish the so-called "i.meir.com" large database.
I went to the measurements of girls from all over the department, their hometown address, contact methods, social accounts, interests, hobbies, taste preferences, appearance scores, past love history...even when "relatives" come to visit relatives.
To facilitate the male animals with boiling hormones, we should be attentive to the health and show our enthusiasm in a timely manner and improve the pursuit of success... The price of joining a member is not cheap!
But I guess if the girls know about it.
This "Aimeier (Ambiguous) Big Database" was established by him.
I guess he would be nailed to death with high heels on the sculpture of a great man in front of the Bishop's Science Building!
As for the other three roommates, what is the nickname of Eryi?
Just look at the nicknames of the other three roommates.
With his beautiful baby face, he stayed in the dormitory for many years without seeing the sun.
What else can a guy with fair skin and slender skeleton be called? He has to be called "Shizuka" as he is arranged along the way.
I guess if he was a little fat, he could still get nicknames such as "Doraemon" or "Tinker Bell", but unfortunately he has been ruled out because of his inconsistent image.
Fortunately, Eryi's name really has nothing to do with "Shizuka".
Coupled with his strong opposition, he was called for a while in his freshman year.
Later, everyone felt it was not easy to talk about, so they called him the more distinctive nickname "Woodie".
Although the nickname "Waiter" is not good to hear, Eryi is also very desperate. What can he do?
Calling "Waiter" is better than these animals preparing to call him "Second Sister"?
Enter the system, first log in to the two live broadcast platforms.
I checked the background data and calculated the conversion ratio of the number of attention and soul energy absorbed.
The audience who watch the live broadcast can obviously be rated as "unfamiliar" relationships in the [identification technique].
That is, every minute you concentrate on him, you can provide him with a level of 0.01 soul energy.
Although the number of people who had live broadcasts online before once reached a peak of 6,000 or 7,000.
But firstly, these viewers did not enter the live broadcast room at the same time, and secondly, not everyone's focus has always been on him.
So the last two live broadcast platforms have nearly 10,000 viewers.
He only provided him with more than 1,000 soul abilities, with a conversion rate of about 10:1.
Chapter completed!