Chapter 0032 Classroom Performance-2
But the tricks he could play ended here.
Eryi had to bite the bullet and start teaching, such as shaking hands, rolling around, pretending to be dead, and making the students stunned. Are you training parrots or police dogs?
It is strange that Xiaohu could not understand Eryi's intention at the beginning.
But after pressing 21 and operating it twice, it quickly understood the meaning of 21.
Just put your fingers under its feet and say "shake your hands".
It will lift a small claw, grab Eryi's finger, and even follow Eryi's order to change his claws.
As for rolling around, it is more difficult.
After all, the little tiger is a little bird, not a cat or a dog, and it is difficult to roll.
I saw a little parrot on the podium, trying hard to push his head, flapping his wings and rolling, making the students so funny.
It's the easiest to pretend to be dead.
As long as Eryi uses his fingers to look like a pistol, he makes a "pia~" sound in his mouth.
Xiaohu would be clever and fell on the podium, with his two small claws stretching straight, and trembling from time to time, so cute.
As for learning tongue.
21 also found that as long as it is relatively short and high-pitched syllables.
After listening to it several times, Xiaohu can learn it, such as "Hello, goodbye, thank you, get up", but unfortunately, the preacher's sentences won't work.
After briefly teaching a few common words.
A 21 inspiration that has a little understanding of the [Tathing Pets] skill.
He pointed to Professor Xing, who was standing aside with his arms in his arms, and looked at him with interest, and shouted: "Hello, teacher!"
After seeing Eryi's actions, Xiaohu turned his head to look at Professor Xing, who looked expectant, and then looked back at Eryi.
He stretched his neck and slutted a few times before he could barely say something, a little distorted: "Go wet! Guru Guru Guru!"
I heard Xiaohu's voice change.
Eryi knew that this might be because he had taught too much at once, which made Xiaohu reach his limit of acceptance.
So I quickly stopped when I saw it, and put Xiaohu back on his shoulder.
He laughed at the students who were concentrating on watching him train birds and said, "Just learn this! I guess Xiaohu will be bored if he teaches again. It is not good to have a bad mentality of getting tired of learning!"
In order not to disturb him in training, the students who had been watching with their breath and held their breath, then they cheered excitedly and slapped hard.
And Professor Xing, who had been standing next to him, kept watching.
It was also turned off at this time, and the recording projection was specially turned on in order for the students behind to see clearly.
He walked back to the podium and smiled in surprise: "I didn't expect that Xiaoer was still a beast-taught master who was delayed by our computer department?"
"I'm just working in a pet store and just started learning pet training..."
Eryi could only scratch his head with a dry smile: "It's not good to train! Non-study! Non-study!"
"You are quite modest!"
“As far as I know, budgies are reproduced by generations.”
"As well as the changes in the living environment, the reduction of survival pressure has led to the deterioration of model singing ability."
"According to statistics, only about 22% of male budgies can learn simple vocabulary during training for about half a year to a year."
Professor Xing smiled and said, "So, it is absolutely rare for Xiao Er to teach so many movements and skills in a short period of time. It is considered very talented!"
"This shows two problems!"
"First, or the waiter is proficient in this."
"I am a professional bird training master who knows how to guide birds to imitate and learn from them."
"But according to the waiter himself, he has just started to get in touch with pet training, so the first one is naturally not valid."
"Then the answer is only the second one."
"The waiter is gifted and is a natural 'bird-singer'."
"Naturally close and trusted by birds, willing to obey his instructions and requests."
"This leads to the fact that he has advantages that others cannot match when training birds, and is relatively simpler."
"Don't think raising parrots is very interesting and simple because after watching the performance of Xiao Er's classmate, he will run to buy parrots and come back to raise them."
Professor Xing shook his head: "After all, with your conditions, you don't have the environment to raise pets, why bother to harm a small life?"
"In addition, raising parrots or other pets requires certain pet-related knowledge."
"Buying pets without understanding and unpreparedness will not only cause trouble for yourself, but also irresponsible for your pets."
"You don't want to bring disasters to the small animals due to a whim, right?"
"Finally, raising and training pets takes a lot of time and patience."
"As a people's teacher, I personally do not recommend that students raise pets during school so as not to delay or affect their own learning status."
Professor Xing talked freely: "At the same time, avoid spending extra costs... It is not cheap to keep pets!"
"You guys can't even support yourself and your girlfriend."
"Where can we get the extra small money to support a small pet that costs a lot?"
"Not all about the rations, toys, and training costs, don't blame me for not reminding you that animals are much more expensive than humans!"
"Do you know how many people will find in our college every year?"
"Because I bought a pet on a whim, but I lost interest or lost patience."
"Aren't it the cost too much and can't bear the various abandoned pets? There are hundreds to thousands of them!"
"Cats and dogs are the most common, and various birds, hamsters, turtles, lizards, snakes, and spiders are also common!"
Professor Xing smiled and said, "You don't want to see your pet appear in the laboratory of the biology department that day, right?"
"Even if it doesn't appear in the biological system, it will become a living experimental product."
"You don't want to see your pet either, because you scared the children."
"And being treated as some dangerous creature, beaten to death by the school security guard?"
"So the conclusion is that it's better for everyone to wait until they graduate and enter society."
"When you have money, leisure, and conditions, choose to buy and raise your favorite pet."
"So the question is, how can we still maintain wealth, leisure and conditions after leaving society?"
"That is, during the school period, study hard and improve every day, and strive to get a good job after graduation."
"From then on promotion and salary increase, become CEO, marry a rich and beautiful woman, reaching the peak of her career, becoming a winner in life."
Chapter completed!