I rubbed my eyes and sat up, and was about to try again.

Suddenly I saw Xiaohu flying to the bed railing, his butt sank, a piece of luck fell down, something fell down!

"Damn!"

Eryi stretched out his head in shock and looked.

A piece of colorful bird poop fell on his lower bunk pillow!

I quickly climbed down from the upper bunk, pulled two tissues and wiped them, but it would be fine if I didn't wipe them, but it got bigger pieces!

Eryi is so sweaty!

Fortunately, all the three guys in the dormitory didn’t come back last night, so I probably went to the Internet cafe to start a bad job again.

If Nobita, who was on the lower bunk, knew about this, wouldn't he have to fight for him?

Looking at the disgusting traces of Nobita on Nobita's pillow, Eryi was guilty and quickly destroyed the evidence.

He stuffed the pillow into the blanket that Nobita never folded.

Then, pretending that nothing happened, rushed to the dormitory toilet to wash your face and brush your teeth, preparing to escape from the crime scene.

"Don't poop like this in the future!"

While brushing his teeth, Eryi was vague and taught the little tiger who flew over to stop on his shoulder: "Otherwise I'll get a plug and block your butt!"

If Xiaohu can understand what he said, that would be a hell!

Seeing him brushing his teeth, Xiaohu shook his head and nodded nervously, nodding while nodding: "Xiaofu! Guolai! Xiaofu! Guolai!"

"Damn!"

"Why do you think you'll have these words?"

Because it was too late, Eryi didn't care about Xiaohu's stinky slut, so he brushed it a few times, then took a sip of water and rinsed his mouth.

Unexpectedly, after being scolded by him, Xiaohu tilted his head and looked at him for a long time, suddenly said: "Damn it! Gulugulugulugulugulugulu!"

Eryi choked immediately and almost swallowed the mouthwash!

He turned his head and stared at Xiaohu, who was imitating him, didn't know what to say.

This guy seems to have been suddenly turned on the psychic mode, and learn whatever he sees!

The most amazing thing is that the name you learned to call it is still unclear.

But I learned the words "Damn!" but I learned them with a straightforward tone, but I still had a strong tone!

He was so angry that he used a toothbrush and poked the little tiger who was still holding his head up and imitating his mouth rinsing.

The kitten washed his face and took two handfuls of tap water, applied it on his face, and thought it had washed his face.

He pulled the towel and wiped it all in one go, picked up his schoolbag and rushed into the big classroom. He was already late for a while at 8 o'clock in the morning!

But when he rushed to the stairs classroom, Eryi realized that Xiaohu, the guy, also flew with him and followed him to the classroom.

"Go! Go! Go!"

"Waiting for me outside!"

This definitely cannot bring Xiaohu into the classroom.

How could he scream during class? He was already late and wouldn't he die?

Forgot to lock up Xiaohu.

He waved his hand so that the little tiger that wanted to stop on his shoulder would fall down.

But his idea is good.

But Xiaohu obviously couldn't understand it.

Under his drive, he flew around him in panic.

In the end, Eryi, who had no choice but to grab the tiger and put it on the windowsill of the large classroom.

Another [Sosure Animal] was released on it, so that it stopped on the windowsill and did not move around.

Then he bent down and while the professor was writing on the blackboard.

I sneaked into the classroom, found an empty seat in the back row and sat down, pretending that I seemed to be there all the time.

No matter what, Eryi has reached the junior year at least.

I have already mastered the tempers and habits of several teachers and professors who have taught me their majors.

Professor Xing, who is teaching above, usually doesn’t name the name very much, and the key points will not be named before the first class. Instead, he will suddenly clear people during the second class.

It was not only found out that someone had not come, but also prevented someone from sneaking away in the first half of the class. Once he was caught, he was extremely ruthless and he was always scary!

He also has many quotes:

He said: It’s okay if you overslept, you’re a good child if you can come!

He said: If you have overslept, you will not come yet, so don’t blame me for being ruthless!

He said: I don’t usually name it, but you can’t come after you call it once every now and then? I don’t want to be faced?

He said: If you don’t give me face, I won’t give you credits. If you have any questions, don’t choose my class? Come on! It hurts you!

If you have such a professor on the stage, what should you do if you ask the students to do? Of course, you can only listen to the lecture honestly!

Because Eryi has already brushed all his professional textbooks.

All the knowledge points were stored in his mind, so when he sounded like a class, he actually had a different experience!

There was something that was a little puzzled.

With Professor Xing's explanation, he quickly integrated it.

It feels quite like listening to your words, which is better than reading for ten years!

Professor Xing’s teaching skills are also very high.

The sound and emotion are full of wit and humor, which is very fascinating.

Eryi was so intoxicated that a sudden sound came from the classroom: "Little paste! Guolai! Xiao paste! Guolai!"

Professor Xing, who was about to give the lecture, suddenly froze and glanced back with a stern face.

The students who were listening to the class also raised their heads with a confused look on their faces, and Eryi's cold sweat came down!

"Who is kidding?"

"Be frank and lenient, and resist strictness!"

Professor Xing lowered his head and flipped through the lecture notes while saying lightly: "Stand up and I will let you go today!"

"Damn!"

"Gulugulugulugulugulu!"

The vivid sound of rinsing his mouth made Professor Xing’s face turn green, and the students in the class couldn’t hold back their laughter.

"Come again?"

"I have to force me to use my ultimate move, right?"

"Report each other! Whoever identified it, I'll give him no try at the end of the semester!"

Professor Xing is really angry now. He teased the teacher in class. No matter how good his temper is, he can't bear it?

The students didn't dare to say anything, but they secretly complained in their hearts.

You don’t say that you have anonymous report on such an offensive thing?

Let us identify it so openly. Although it is tempting, it will be beaten, right?

"Hey? No one admits?"

"You still shelter each other, right?"

Professor Xing was so angry that he almost got burned. He slapped the podium heavily, and was about to get angry.

"There is a parrot!"

Suddenly, a sharp-eyed classmate pointed to the windowsill of the large classroom and shouted: "The sound came from it just now!"

Dozens or hundreds of people turned their heads and looked at the windowsill in unison, and saw Xiaohu thief-headed and peering into the classroom.

When I saw a group of people staring at it, I was not nervous and said again: "Damn it! Gulugulugulugulugulugulu!"

"Puff~"

The students who were originally silent because Professor Xing got angry and were immediately filled with laughter and breathless!

"Whose bird is this?"

It turned out that it was a parrot learning to speak.
Chapter completed!