Chapter 1767: Fighting Three Immortals
"It's all taught by the master!" Sun Wukong laughed, and Chen Zi'ang rolled his eyes and let him experience it by himself.
After the three of them sat upright again, Sun Wukong coughed lightly and shouted in a serious tone, "You can come in!"
The three monsters Tiger Li, Lu Li and Yang Li came in and kowtowed, "Thank you, Grandpa Sanqing, for giving the holy water."
"Drink the holy water while it's hot." Chen Zi'ang said calmly.
"Hey!"
The three monsters agreed, and kowtowed and thanked again in the jar of wine, and then walked out of the room.
The three of them couldn't wait to drink outside the house. The tiger's strength was like a cow drink, and they drank all the jar of urine in one go.
Yang Li took a sip and smashed his mouth and said, "Brother, second brother, what does your holy water taste like?"
"It's sour and astringent, it's not very delicious anyway." Hu Li shook his head.
Lu Li said, "It seems to be a smell, but maybe this is the taste of the holy water?"
"That's right, you can live forever. Do you care whether it's good to drink or not? Third brother, if you don't drink it, just give it to your elder brother?" Huli Daxian looked at Yang Li with fear that the dose of urine would not be enough for a jar, and wanted to drink more.
Lu Li suddenly became anxious and ignored it. He drank the "Holy Water" men in big mouthfuls, and even burped after drinking it.
When the three of them turned around and went into the house to thank him again, they suddenly saw the Three Pure Ones offering on the table, which were clearly three monks of different shapes!
"Who are you? How dare you trespass into my Sanqing Temple?" The Great Immortal Huli pointed at the three of them with murderous aura, and Sun Wukong slapped his thigh with a smile. "Grandsons, is the holy water given to you by Grandpa Sanqing? "
"How do you know that the Three Pure Ones have given us holy water?" Lu Li asked in confusion.
Chen Zi'ang couldn't help laughing loudly and said, "That's your grandfather's pee!"
The three monsters smashed the jar on the ground in anger. When they wanted to do it, Chen Zi'ang, Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing disappeared like a gust of wind, and they did not give them a chance to react.
Hu Li, Yang Li, and Lu Li quickly sucked their throats and retching, but they couldn't vomit for a while, but the difference between vomiting was not big. Anyway, the three of them could no longer change the matter of drinking urine.
At this time, a Taoist priest ran in panic and said, "Masters! The monks were all let go by a monk with a thunderbolt face and a thunderbolt mouth!"
"Hairy face and thunder duke? Monk?" When the Great Immortal Huli thought about it, he thought that the image of one of the three people just now was not exactly in line with it?
"Ah!!!" Hu Li's lungs were about to explode, Lu Li and Yang Li were not much better, and their faces were gloomy.
After Chen Zi'ang and others returned to the temple, Zhu Bajie couldn't wait to come up and licked his face and said, "Brother Monkey, Master, Junior Brother Sha, have you brought me food?"
"You are indispensable." Sun Wukong said as he smashed a bun on Zhu Bajie's head. Zhu Bajie didn't wait for the bun to fall to the ground, and grabbed it and swallowed a large bun in one bite.
Then several people took out the fruits, snacks and other things he brought back, so that Zhu Bajie could have a feast. Zhu Bajie, who was eating, did not forget to ask, "Master, where did you get these?"
Sun Wukong told Chen Zi'ang what happened again. Zhu Bajie laughed and patted his thighs and said, "Miscellaneous! Brother Monkey, your move is so wonderful!"
"Hmph, holy water? My old Sun's slutty pee is holy water!" Sun Wukong laughed loudly after saying that, and thought of the expressions of the three Taoist priests just now, and he felt funny.
After laughing for a while, Sun Wukong stopped and asked curiously, "Master, why didn't you let me beat them up?"
Chen Zi'ang explained, "Where is a good show when a blow is over? Let's go directly to the court tomorrow so that the three of them can make a fool of themselves again."
After a peaceful night, the next day, the master and disciple planned to go to the palace. On the way, Sha Wujing couldn't help but ask curiously, "Master, why did no officers and soldiers come to capture us yesterday?"
"It must be that Wukong used some means?" Chen Zi'ang expressed his guess, only Sun Wukong had such means.
Sun Wukong smiled and said, "The master is like a god. My old man, I, used a trick to make people outside unable to see the people in the temple at all, so naturally I would not suspect that we were hiding here."
Chen Zi'ang nodded. Sun Wukong is becoming more and more thoughtful in doing things now, which shows that he is constantly growing, which is a good thing.
When several people resisted outside the palace, they were instantly surrounded by a group of soldiers. Chen Zi'ang gestured to Sun Wukong with his eyes, so the few people surrendered and were taken to the palace.
"You guys have such a lot of courage to let our monk go away and make a big fuss about the Sanqing Temple. Now they dare to come to the door?" Hu Li sneered repeatedly, hoping to take revenge immediately.
Chen Zi'ang and others laughed loudly, Hu Li, Yang Li, and Lu Li were very embarrassed and angry. The Great Immortal of Hu Li said directly to the king sitting on the chair, "Your Majesty, these three people's crimes are unforgivable and should be executed."
The king nodded and said, "Then push it and kill it!"
Just as the soldiers were about to take action, Chen Zi'ang said without any haste, "Your Majesty, we are from the Tang Dynasty in the East."
"Tang Dynasty? Let's wait!" The king was immediately frightened when he heard these two words. Even the reputation of the Tang Dynasty was far away, even Chechi Kingdom, who had already heard of it. Now even he dared not take action at will.
"Why don't your majesty let your subordinates take action?" The Great Immortal Huli frowned and questioned. The king said in embarrassment, "National Master, they are people from the Tang Dynasty!"
The immortal Lu Li sneered, "Your Majesty, they let go of the monk and made a big fuss about the Three Qing Temples. No matter which one is a crime, it is an unforgivable crime, not to mention that the two are one, that is even more unforgivable!"
"Slowly! You kept saying that we made a big fuss in the Sanqing Temple and let your monk go away. Do you have any evidence? Besides, if we really made a big fuss in the Sanqing Temple, it would be no problem to catch us with the magic power of several national masters?" Sun Wukong argued with reasonable evidence.
Hu Li and the other two naturally refused to give up, so they argued with Sun Wukong endlessly, but neither of them took action, but only triggered a verbal battle.
At this moment, a eunuch suddenly ran in and knelt in front of the king. "I call on Your Majesty. Many people outside pray, begging the Immortal Lord to pray for a spring rain and make peace."
The king said relaxedly, "I will ask them to retreat, and there will be a rain of sweetness." After saying that, he looked at the three national masters and lowered his attitude and said, "If you ask for rain, you will have to trouble the three national masters."
Hu Li saw that the opportunity had come and said with a smile, "Your Majesty, what's the difficulty of asking for rain? As long as you behead these monks, let alone a spring rain, I can also ask for it ten times!"
"I hope Your Majesty will think twice!" Lu Li sneered, and his words revealed the threat.
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Chapter completed!