"ah--"

The next morning, Feng Yuanyuan turned off the alarm clock, yawned in her pajamas, and went to wash.

My sleepy eyes were a little swollen. It seemed that I was not good to stay up late after all. I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth with a toothbrush in my mouth, and I was still thinking about Chen Fan's affairs.

"Did you contact me if that idiot?"

Feng Yuanyuan sent a text message to Xiao Luo, looking very proud with her lips.

"No."

Luo also got up and quickly replied.

"Stop it, sister, I always feel that you are trying to be dying! Chen Fan and I are good friends. I know his ability. I have told you many times. You can't mess with such a person!"

Luo Xiao was gnawing on the bread while adding one, which seemed helpless.

"Okay, okay, okay, all these words have been said many times! Don't scare me, I'm not afraid. I still have a lot of shocking information in my hand. Please wait, the good show is still coming!"

The woman snorted coldly and finished replying, raising her head proudly, while clapping her toothbrush, looking up at herself in the mirror.

It would be fine if I didn’t look up, but I was shocked when I looked up!

She shivered, and the teacup in her hand almost fell to the ground!

A bald head in the mirror!

A bald head like a monster!

Her first reaction at that time was that she saw a ghost, and she hid behind her heart!

But when I looked at it for the second time, I felt something was wrong. I frowned slightly and looked into the mirror, but suddenly I burst into a cold sweat!

Oh my god!

Where is my head!

The woman buzzed in her head, tilted her neck, and then tilted her neck. She held her head and touched her again and again. Suddenly, her eyes turned up, and she shook her body slightly and fainted!

After being confused for a while, she finally recovered. She held her head and rubbed it around. After confirming that this was really her head, she whispered and whispered again and finally couldn't help but burst into tears!

She almost got up, looked into the mirror with the porcelain basin in front of the mirror, turned her head and then, and then she knelt on the ground crying, and she couldn't stop her crying!

Mom!

When I woke up, I was shaved into a bald man!

There were a lot of messy words written on my forehead, big and small. The one on my forehead was particularly eye-catching and read out simply and clearly, and there was a catchy feeling - "Idiot".

She was not a fool either. She thought to herself that this must have been done by Chen Fan and others. If others encounter such a thing, they would definitely be very scared. To put it bluntly, this is a lesson!

It is not too rare to be able to shave your head without knowing it. It is not a rare thing to take off your head and make a shot. But this woman is not much like an ordinary person. Once she becomes evil, she will be so evil.

"No, absolutely not! I can't let them go!" I came to the newspaper with a hat on my head and cried for the whole morning. Feng Yuanyuan cursed a few times and then breathed a dozen Weibo posts, all of which were "Chen Fan, your mother is dead", "Your wife is in turn", "You must die a good death", "I will sooner or later God will take you!", "The whole family dies!", and the rude words have already broken through Chen Fan's psychological defense line.

"Did you have hemorrhoids in your mouth?" After a long time, someone replied on the woman's Weibo. The id of the person who replied to this sentence was very simple and clear, "I am Chen Fan."

"Boom", the Internet was arguing, and many people who watched the fun rushed over and all came to leave messages. When the woman saw Chen Fan appear, she was even more angry. In a blink of an eye, countless naval troops rushed over and scolded Chen Fan so hard that they were bleeding.

"No, am I just so hated?" Chen Fan flipped through the comments and felt a little overwhelmed.

"Shuijun, I found it for money. If you are willing to spend money, I will ask you for someone to scold you. Copying and pasting like this is not technical. Look at what I found for you, I will use it all, but the price is a little expensive." Liu Ji also knew that Chen Fan was in trouble and came here to mess with him. As a veteran paparazzi, he was also quite famous in the troll circle and immediately gave Chen Fan a "bad idea".

"No, I have a way to shut him up." Chen Fan smiled and posted a message on his Weibo, "This woman's mouth is so smelly, and you can smell a scent of shit through the screen."

I went out to wash my hands, and when I came back, I saw that there were already thousands of comments below, and the top one had been saved thousands of times. The content of the comment was very simple, "It's useless to just say it. Are you not a master? Don't you know magic? If you have the ability, let her spray her mouth full of feces, haha!"

There is another one below, "The charlatan who deceives gods and deceives ghosts looks down on people like you the most! Scum, disgusting!"

There is another one behind, "Master Chen Fan, don't want to be human, I'm very scared! I just want to say that you are just a dog!"

Then there was another one, "I really don't know if the navy troops who supported him have brains. What era is this, and I'm still a master! Don't come to see him off for his mother!"

Chen Fan became more and more angry as he looked at it. He threw his phone aside, turned around and pulled out a thick chapter of yellow paper from the incense hall upstairs, cut it into a human shape with scissors, and then used a cinnabar brush to draw many strange runes on the man's body. He turned his hand and wrote down the woman's name and birth date on the back of the paper man. Then he pulled out a thigh of the woman's head from his pocket and scalped on the candle. He saw its wrist spinning and typing a circle across the air. The head on his hand was burning, but the flame was still at his fingertips!

Chen Fan recited a mantra in his mouth, and the sound was very small. Then the flame at his fingertips pressed on the paper man, and the word "man" was written, and the flame disappeared.

Chen Fan casually took his hand, and the paper man on the table flipped up and stood on the altar. Then the guy picked up a small porcelain bowl and swung it up. The paper man seemed to have a sense of the porcelain bowl. When the porcelain bowl came over, he suddenly hugged it and brushed it and hugged it!

Liu Ji looked behind him, not daring to say anything. When the paper man hugged the porcelain bowl, the boy shivered and almost screamed, thinking to himself, "My God, no wonder everyone said that Chen Fan is a bit weird and capable, it seems that this is true!"

What's the principle of this!

Can a paper man hold a porcelain bowl!?

"Brother, what are you doing?"

Seeing that Chen Fan seemed to have finished what he should have done, Liu Ji couldn't help asking.

"I want that girl to know the lesson."

Chen Fan said, taking out a pair of disposable convenient chopsticks from the kitchen, zipping it open, and then taking out a sealed metal can, twisting it hard a few times.
Chapter completed!