Chapter 84: See the old cat again
The heavy rain did not stop, and I wonder if it had caught the drought again. Chen Fan was thinking about the story of the drought that his grandfather told me. Suddenly, the cold wind blew, causing the window to be supported by the wooden stick to close.
Chen Fan woke up with a sudden inspiration, quickly lit the candle, and looked around with the candlestick, but he saw no one.
Just as he was wondering if he had read it wrong, there was a lightning and thunder in the air. Chen Fan shivered suddenly, and the candlestick in his hand almost fell to the ground!
In the crack in the door of the small room, a child was squatting sneakily!
The child stared at Chen Fan in a grim manner, and his mouth was grinning, showing an extremely excited expression!
Damn, isn’t this kid growing on the roots?
Chen Fan sat up with a thrill. His head was covered in sweat and he was panting heavily!
At this time, a rumbling thunder came from the sky again. Chen Fan turned his head, and the window was still supported. There was a constant storm outside. He held his chest and cursed in his heart, "Damn it, I had a nightmare, I thought it was real!"
Thinking in his heart, he subconsciously looked at the door. When he saw Chen Fan, he immediately became dumbfounded. He opened his mouth wide and seemed to swallow a persimmon stuck in his mouth. He couldn't say a word for a long time!
He saw a pair of yellow eyes staring straight at him in the lower position at the door!
What's this?
The night was dark, and there were no candles. I could only see its eyes by looking at the charcoal in the brazier.
Before the cold sweat was dry, another layer came out. Chen Fan stared at the thing instinctively and kept it still. Both sides stared at each other for a long time, and suddenly a light sound came out. His eyes raised slightly, and a strange "meow" scream came out.
Chen Fan's heart was halfway down, and he quickly took out a match and lit the candle. When he walked over with the candle, he found that the old cat was squatting at the door!
The old cat is very big, as big as a half-large native dog. The fur looks like the most common tabby cat in the village. Its claws are white and its nose is white. It looks chubby and round, and it looks a bit heroic and handsome. He saw that Chen Fan was not very nervous, shaking his hair on his body, and keeping a distance between not far and near at the door!
Chen Fan was afraid of scaring it away, so he squatted on the ground and slid his hands, biting his lips and making a strange sound of "husband". He saw how the people in the village were teasing the cat, and wanted to see if the old cat came over. The old cat ignored him and stared at him, as if he was staring at a big fool.
Chen Fan sneaked into the eyes and saw a big gray rabbit in front of the old cat. Chen Fan couldn't help but feel happy when he saw the rabbit. He ran all night and was already hungry. He was worried that he had no place to eat, thinking about how to get the rabbit. When he looked up, he saw that the old cat was coldly watching her look showing a very distrustful look.
Chen Fan was shocked and thought to himself that this old cat could become a sperm and could see through people's hearts?
Just as he was thinking, the old cat lowered his head and picked up the rabbit, turned around and wanted to leave.
"Hey!"
Chen Fan quickly stretched out his hand and the old cat turned around.
"I'll discuss something with you. Give me the rabbit and I'll cook it for you. We'll eat half of it."
Chen Fan didn't know if he was stupid, but suddenly said something came out.
But unexpectedly, the old cat seemed to understand his words, and when he spun his body, he actually stared at Chen Fan, as if he was looking at whether Chen Fan was playing tricks on him.
Chen Fan was a little surprised and thought to himself that what was the origin of this cat? He slaughtered the female ghost in white before, but this time he came back with a rabbit in his mouth. Could it be that this old cat really became a climate and had spirituality?
Thinking of this, Chen Fan suddenly remembered the description in the "Ghost Talisman Sutra", which said in the "Ghost Talisman Sutra", "The old cat can speak, but if he doesn't speak, he is afraid that the master will be unfavorable."
Generally speaking, cats will develop spirituality when they grow old enough. In fact, they can speak, but they just don’t speak.
There is no one in the room now, and Chen Fan is not the cat owner. Thinking of this, he looked at the old cat with courage and said softly: "Cat, can you speak?"
The old cat glanced at him, opened his mouth, put the rabbit down, and then sat up straight and looked at the elder brother who was surrounding the sheets in front of him, looking curious.
I guess this old cat has never seen a person dressed like this. After watching for a while, he actually walked over with a rabbit in his mouth.
It put the rabbit in front of Chen Fan, turned around and walked to the door, half of it was inside and half was lying there outside and meowed.
Chen Fan looked at it with the rabbit's ears, raised his hand, and the old cat hummed and his eyes narrowed.
Chen Fanxin said that this cat was so powerful that he understood human words, but he couldn't care so much now. He only found a rusty knife under the bed and peeled the rabbit in the light of a candle, took off the internal organs, and then used the wooden stick on the edge to skew the meat on the brazier.
The internal organs were thrown aside by him. Before he could deal with them, the old cat came over and dragged them away and ate them on the side.
Chen Fan saw that he was eating those things in a hurry, but his mind was not calm. In fact, he liked cats in particular. He always had a long time to keep cats in others, but his grandfather said, "Men don't keep cats, women don't keep dogs." Chen Fan didn't keep them.
At that time, Chen Fan was particularly unaware of it because he had heard people talk about not raising dogs for a long time. It is said that dogs are more lustful and often do things that cannot be described with the hostess secretly. Such things are even recorded in history books.
Chen Fan remembers that there is a story in the book "The Little Man" he bought:
"At the end of the Han Dynasty, there was a man from Dongyue who got married. For more than a month, the husband wanted to be a member of Lu, and was worried about his beautiful wife, so he bought a male dog, and the wife was depressed, and the two were guarding against the tyranny of the thief. After three years of the fall, the husband returned and heard the dog barking, and looked up at the cold face. That night, the husband wanted to perform the rituals of Duke Zhou, but he was shocked to see his wife's skin was covered with old marks and confused, so he chased him. The wife had no choice but to understand the dog's wishes and sleep with her every night. The next day, the husband killed the dog, but his wife was nostalgic for the old love, and died on the cliff."
The general meaning of this story is that there was a person who had to go on a business trip just after getting married. He thought that her wife was not serious and was afraid that she would seduce men, so he bought a very powerful big dog and kept it at home to guard the house to prevent his wife from taking the wild man back while he was not here.
But he didn't expect that after three years, he came back from a business trip, and the dog refused to recognize him and screamed. When he went back to the house to see his wife, his wife was very cold to him.
What's even more terrifying is that when the two of them took off their naked bodies and wanted to do something that could not be described, the buddy suddenly found that his wife was covered in scars! He was confused at the time and asked his wife, "What do you mean? Why are you covered in injuries? Isn't anyone bullying you?"
His wife was forced to the point of being forced to the point of being forced to tell the truth.
She said: "This dog is human, we sleep together every day."
This guy was blown up at that time and thought to himself, "Go to you, I'll let a dog be green?" He rushed out of the door and killed the dog.
But he didn't expect that his wife loved dogs more than he loved him. When she was sad, she jumped into the cliff and committed suicide!
At the earliest time, this story was revealed by Sandezi, because Han Mei raised an Alaska at that time.
Han Mei is the squad leader and is also beautiful. The boys are resistant to this little beauty who is always in charge of them. When they see this story, they talk everywhere and tell everywhere.
But Chen Fan didn't believe it very much. He said that he was just nonsense. Can humans and dogs be the same?
Later, I went to the hospital and saw a distant relative with my grandfather. When I arrived at the door, I saw a girl carrying a dog in.
Chen Fan was shocked at that time and thought to himself what was going on?
After asking around, I found out that there was a section on the little dick of the dog. When I was excited, I became very big. The little girl didn't understand. When she was secretly doing that with the big dog, the dog was stuck in her body and couldn't pull it out, so she had to send it to the hospital!
After that, Chen Fan believed in this matter. Because of this, when Chen Fan bought a puppy for Han Mei, he specifically told Song Qian that he wanted to buy a little bitch, and even if he was not as strong as anything else, he wanted to buy a little bitch!
But it is easier to explain the dog. Chen Fan couldn't figure out what the meaning of a cat was, because the same thing could not be born to a man.
You think, no matter how short a man is, he can't have sex with a kitten!
He discussed this issue with Sandezi and others. At that time, Sandezi said that cats love to lick people, and accidentally licking that place can easily stimulate people. This will teach the little boy inappropriately and badly early, so he will not let cats keep!
This statement is not very scientific, and Chen Fan could not accept it at all.
Later, he studied it for a long time before he realized the mystery.
The cause of the incident is a folk legend.
Some of them say cats are afraid of cucumbers!
Chen Fan didn't understand why cats were afraid of cucumbers, so he picked a thick cucumber and took it to Wang Erdan and his family to try it.
Wang Erdan's cat was sleeping on the mat. When he saw a cucumber beside him, he picked it up and could be three feet tall, and his hair was blown up!
Chen Fan was stunned at that time and thought to himself, what does this mean? Cats are really afraid of cucumbers?
Turning back, he changed a piece of eggplant with picked flowers and placed it next to the cat, and the cat jumped up in fear again.
Change the banana, the banana works well.
Change carrots, and carrots are easy to use!
Now Chen Fan understood that cats are not afraid of cucumbers, but are afraid of sticks.
The stick-like object looks like a big bug or a snake. Cats are naturally alert and are prone to being shocked if they see it wrong.
Later, when he thought about the thing under the men, Chen Fan immediately understood.
A good man doesn’t keep a cat, so it’s probably related to this matter.
As a result, after digging a hole and robbing the hole, I finally found a story like this: "At the end of the Han Dynasty, Shu Han slept naked and became a wind. Li Lang liked cats and must sleep together at night. At night, Li Lang dreamed of spring, and the dust roots rose and fell. The cat was startled as a mouse, and caught it, and the dust roots were cut off and swallowed. Some neighbors heard of it and it was widely spread. Therefore, the old man often asked his descendants: Cats are troublesome to men and should not be raised. Records of the Grand Historian, the eunuchs in Shu were prosperous, and cats also made it."
What does it mean?
Chapter completed!