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Chapter 7 Pull out a baby from the crotch

Actually, Wang Erdan is right. There is indeed something about exorcising evil spirits, but everyone doesn’t believe it or take it seriously.

According to the ancient saying, women's menstrual blood is a very evil thing, and it is even more unlucky to encounter sexual intercourse. When they encounter a tide and obstacle, they cannot get over it. Some people always say that they are "unlucky", but in fact, "unlucky" refers to this kind of thing.

But grandpa also said that although my aunt hates this thing, it has the effect of breaking the law. If used properly, this thing will be more fierce and fierce than black dog blood.

At first, no one believed it, until a few years ago, Sandezi's grandfather met an old man.

At that time, the old man was still alive and lived alone at the foot of the mountain. He had no other hobbies in his life, so he liked to raise chickens. Little flower chickens, small red chickens, small black chickens, all kinds of things. When it was warm in spring, the old man would definitely find someone to catch a few litters of chickens.

At that time, there were yellow skins on the mountain, and there were still many. At night, those little things came to steal the chickens in groups. The old man was so annoyed that he could not do it. Later, he simply took the chickens into the house and watched them by himself, so that the skin would not have a chance. But the yellow skin was used to the sweetness and refused to leave. At night, there were always a few squatting on the wall squatting.

The old man was too lazy to pay attention to them, and they had no courage to enter the house.

But I didn't expect that when I was squatting in the toilet that day, the old man suddenly smashed a small stone.

When he turned around, he saw an old man with white hair on his chin standing there like a fried dough stick. There was a sweet potato leaf on his head. He looked at him as crazy and must be quite old.

Seeing the old man looking at it, the old man grinned his teeth and asked him in a particularly twisted voice, "Hey, do you think I look like a human?"

The chrysanthemum tightened, and the old man was shocked. He thought to himself that he could see anything when he was old, but why could he speak with a yellow skin?

While thinking, the old man ran to the other side like a silence, then pinched his waist and stood up: "Do you think I'm like a god?"

The old man shook his head and didn't dare to say anything. It ran to the other side in a hurry, and straightened up as if it had just happened, "Do you think I look like a fairy?"

Seeing it running for a few steps, the old man stood up.

He suddenly remembered, Ah, this is Lao Pizi who has practiced to "request for a title".

The old people said that they could not agree to it easily at this time. Because this is its barrier and must be passed.

If you say it is like a human, it can turn into a human form.

If you say it is God, it can attain the position of God.

If you say it is an immortal, it can fly and change.

No matter which one is used, it can get rid of its rat skin. Our little kid can't be saved! Thinking in his heart, he folded the paper on his butt and smiled, saying, "What do you want to know?" Come over and I will tell you!"

The skin was a little simpler, and ran over and waited there with his two front paws hanging down.

Sandezi was also a little unethical. He turned around and wiped the paper of the shit on the old ruffian's mouth, saying, "Get out of here, I'm so fucking you look like a piece of shit!"

The old man was scared and ran away like a flash, shouting, "Bao, bad luck, bad luck!"

Sandezi's grandfather is also a person who can't hide his own problems. He thought he had taken advantage of it, so he would catch someone after the matter came out.

He was quite awesome and said that he had wiped his shit and said that he had yellowed his mouth!

Later, when Chen Guangdou heard about it, he smiled coldly and said, "You don't want to do it anymore, wait, you wipe the shit on someone's mouth, that thing is not far from you!"

Sandezi's grandfather was very unhappy and cursed the bad luck and said, "Old Chen, you are so sarcastic. What can he do to me with a little bitch?"

Before he could finish his words, Sandezi's grandfather went crazy.

An old man took off his pants and ran around the street. When he saw someone's big girl and wife, he was still shaking the three-inch bad thing and twisting it, twisting it while twisting it, as if he had gotten something big.

When the people in the village heard about it, they all went to watch the fun. But the old man ran around the east and west, but there was no shape at all. When everyone found him, he was twisting on the bridge and saw that there were too many people. He ran down the bridge. He had just passed the piers all the way and ran back.

Sandezi's father rushed over after hearing the news. When he saw his father like this, he was frightened at the time and said, "Dad, what are you doing?"

The old man showed a very bright smile and picked up the pile of horse manure that had just fallen down on the street.

He picked up one, bared his teeth and smiled at everyone, "Donkey dung egg, donkey dung egg..."

After saying that, he licked it, then stuffed it into his mouth like he hadn't eaten it in his eight lifetimes!

When Sandezi's father saw it, he was frightened at that time. He ran over and wanted to grab it, saying, "Dad, why are you eating this thing? This is donkey manure!"

The old man pushed him away, and then he jumped up with a handful of donkey dung. The two trolley legs were tightly pounding and ran fast, and they shouted while running, "Come on, come on, come on, chase me! Donkey dung eggs, donkey dung eggs, I just gave them to you!"

After saying this, he turned around and bared his teeth, but he didn't expect that he would turn around and hit the electric pole with a bang!

Everyone shivered when they looked at it. When they looked again, this guy had already knocked himself to his head and bleeding.

Sandezi's father was scared away, thinking that the old man is so old, don't hit him!

The old man finally woke up when he woke up and did nothing else. He pushed him away and immediately picked up the donkey feces and held it in his arms.

Sandezi's father was anxious and forced to rob, but he didn't expect that the old man bit and kicked him, and he didn't even care about it. He scared everyone onlookers, and then hid aside, opened his mouth and stuffed the horse manure into his mouth!

The chewing was as if he was afraid of someone snatching it away.

Sandezi's father cried at that time, "Brothers and sisters, what are you looking at? You said what's wrong with my father? Think of a solution!"

Someone in the crowd shouted, "Brother, your dad is possessed by evil spirits, he is a ghost! What's the use of you here? Go and find Brother Chen!"

Sandezi's father also panicked and said, "You can watch me, I'll go find Uncle Chen now!"

But before he could run out, a elder sister flew towards him, "Who was caught? Who was caught?"

Seeing her extraordinary aura, Sandezi's father was shocked. When he looked carefully, he found that the one who rushed towards him was an aunt who was selling groceries in the village next door!

The aunt was also a thief. She shouted "Get out of here", and rushed to the middle of the crowd!

I saw her holding a rubber band in one hand and putting her into her crotch with the other hand. She took out something and ran to the old man's face and patted it!

The old man was stunned for a moment and quickly took down the bloody thing. When it saw the object clearly, his hand shook and screamed, as if he was like a little wife catching a poisonous snake!

The eldest sister saw it throwing the aunt's scarf on the ground, picked it up and then hit the old man on the back of the head, which scared the old man so much that he rolled out and ran out!

The eldest sister refused to give in, picked it up and rushed up again! She felt that this kind of shooting was not very useful, so she directly pulled the old man on the back of the neck and pressed him to the ground. Then, the bloody thing was squeezed into the old man's mouth without saying a word!

If that elder sister is really fierce, the old man has never been busy with him, and he fainted when he rolls his eyes.

Everyone was stunned and said, "Sister, what are you doing?"

The eldest sister ignored them, slapped the old man in the face with two mouths, and shouted, "Get out of here! Let you harm others, let you harm others!"

After saying that, the old man woke up. He covered his face and spit out the things in his mouth, looking confused: "Big girl, why are you riding me?"

The elder sister patted her chest and said, "It's okay! You don't have to thank me, it's all taught by Brother Chen!"

After saying that, he continued to sell goods with a cart.

Sandezi's father pulled the old man a few times and didn't know what he asked. Later, he found out that the old man had provoked a yellow man and someone came to take revenge on him.

After that, the elder sister who sold goods became famous in one battle and specialized in treating yellow skin.

A few days ago, I said that it was at Han Xiaomei's door that had white hair on her chin again. I took out my aunt's scare and didn't say anything. I ran all the way and urinated all the way, dragging her out dozens of meters away!

After hearing about this, grandma told her grandfather about it while eating. She asked her grandfather, "Did you teach me the Sangzhao?"

Chen Guangdou didn't say anything. After enduring it for a long time, he still laughed. He was so trembling that he even fell to the ground with chopsticks.

After that, the news that my aunt could drive away ghosts spread wildly. As a loyal fan of my grandfather, Wang Erdan absolutely believed this.

Chen Fan has never experienced this, and he has heard of it. It is hard to say whether this thing works or not. He is prepared for it. Since Wang Erdan has this intention, let’s take it with him!

Thinking of this, Chen Fan took someone under his armpit and sneaked into the front of the west room.

The old house had no windows, and the windows were sealed from the outside. Open the lock and push the door open a crack, so that things could not be seen.

Chen Fan took a closer look. There was no movement inside. He was sure that grandma had not come back and grandpa was not here either. This guy took it first and went in.

No one has come in this house for a long time. As soon as the door opened, dust fell down.

The tiny spider web fell on the head and it was still sticky after grabbing it a few times.

Chen Fan had no intention of doing anything else. As soon as he entered, he swept the room with the small flashlight he had touched.

It's easy to say. As soon as the light is turned on, you will see the broken box in the corner at first sight!

The box is made of wood, dark brown, with iron wraps around the corners, locks hanging at the opening, and bricks under the box are probably used for moisture-proofing.
Chapter completed!
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