Chapter 42 Kneel down
"Bah." Grandma said, and then hit her again. The hit was much heavier and her eyes stood up. "You think you could bully it casually if you were your wife. If it weren't for her, your life would have been gone long ago! You didn't listen to grandma, right? I told you to kneel down and apologize!"
Turning back to look at grandma, the grandma who was not very angry seemed to be really angry. Chen Fan thought to himself and knelt on the ground with the cushion in his arms, "Okay, okay, I was wrong!"
"Who do you tell me?"
"Miss, I was wrong!"
"Kneel!" Grandma said, and took an incense burner in the inner room, put it in the southeast corner, and lit three incense sticks into the incense burner. "Don't get up until the incense is burned!"
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"Hear no!"
"I heard it."
Seeing grandma leave, Chen Fan glanced around, closed his eyes and felt it for a moment. The young lady seemed to be in the room. Chen Fan thought about it, and couldn't help but feel annoyed. He looked at the front with his eyes slanted and muttered in a low voice, "You little girl, you've learned to sue for a slander! If you have something, you must move grandma out! The couple must have trouble getting involved in the old man's intervention. What's this called?"
"Bah!" The young lady's voice sounded in her ears. As the light dimmed, a woman in red appeared and fainted in the darkness. She stood opposite her shoulders with her shoulders in her eyes, looking dissatisfied, "Stop talking nonsense, your grandma was not called by me! Come and wrongly accuse others for no reason!"
"It's not what you called or I called it." He secretly looked at the girl's figure and loved it so much that she loved it, but it felt a little uncomfortable to kneel here.
Chen Fan looked back and saw that his grandmother was not there, so he simply turned his body and wanted to sit down on the cushion.
Unexpectedly, the young lady pointed her hand and said, "Kneel down."
"Who did you ask to kneel down?"
"you."
Chen Fan bit his lips and looked at him glaring, but she turned around and turned to the side, "Don't kneel, right? If you don't kneel, I'll just..."
"Okay, okay, I'll kneel, you're only capable of that." Chen Fan said, taking a deep breath and kneeling down again, "What's wrong with today? Finally, I'm willing to come out to see me?"
"I'm happy, can't you?" she said, gently swaying on the table opposite, her little feet shaking quite freely. "Don't provoke things in the water anymore. With your current ability, you can't even deal with them. As for that little vixen, you should stay away from her. No matter how I look at her, she doesn't look like a good person."
"I also said that someone else's little vixen." He almost laughed out loud. Chen Fan looked at the young lady's outfit, red robe, red embroidered shoes, red nails, red lips, and a pale face without any blood. When he looked cold, he really made people love and hate.
Unfortunately, there is no sign of anger on this beautiful face. Anyway, it is just the top match among female ghosts.
Thinking of her, Chen Fan held her knees and looked at her carefully, "Hey, that girl, come on, come here, let your husband take a closer look at you."
"Hmph." She snorted coldly, and she became arrogant, "Please pay attention to your qualities. They are not the little girl you can tease. I am your 'ghost master'."
"Puff." Unable to help, Chen Fan laughed, "Oh, I didn't see that, so you like this! Then should I call you master?"
"I was." She said, her figure flashed, and she came to Chen Fan with a "puff". "You were young before, and I was too lazy to tell you. Now you are old, there should be some rules. Let me tell you the truth, I am not your wife, so don't scream in the future."
"Are you going to divorce me?"
"Get out!" the woman said, glaring at Chen Fan fiercely, "How many times do you want me to say it! I am not your wife at all! I am the Lord and you are the servant, please be careful."
"You are the Lord and I am the servant?" Chen Fan looked at her with a gaze, and said, "I will be angry if I have played with you after all."
"What can I do if I get angry? Do you think you are really my master's man?" The woman said, and her figure flashed, she stood on the table, and then she looked down on the arrogant and arrogant. "I am the saint of the ghost gate, and you are just one of my thousands of servants. I am emphasized again that the relationship between you and me is the master-servant relationship, so you must remember this clearly."
"You should take my Ghost Lord, you are talking about it like you are a god..." Chen Fan said, looking at her with disgust, but he didn't expect that the woman was anxious and flashed over, scaring Chen Fan, "I am a god! I am an immortal!"
"Immortal Fairy." Chen Fan knew she was angry because of the cold, "Since you are a fairy, why do you want to kiss me?"
The woman was stunned, and a blush appeared on her bloodless face, "Is it? I... I don't remember..."
"You can't help but let it go. The full moon night will come once, even more accurate than my aunt." I couldn't help but complain. Chen Fan looked at her with his eyes slanted, "I pressed the bed in the middle of the night, and it took me half a night. Do you think I'm a fool? Don't know? I'll tell you that I can't move. If I can..."
Seeing her slanted eyes and murderous aura on her face, Chen Fan adjusted his mentality, "If I can move, I will cooperate with you, and I will be satisfied with the package."
"That's a ritual, not what you think. You think the Lord likes you... and you..."
"I know, I know, you have no other idea, you just have to find ways to squeeze out the yang energy."
"How do you know?"
"Is this an obvious thing? It's not without side effects when you press it. It was very good at that time, but what happened later? I couldn't get rid of my legs after soreness, back pain, and my legs were cramped for three or five days. I thought to myself that I knew it was because the female ghost was thinking about it and was squeezed dry. "
The woman was furious, "Who is the female ghost? I am not a female ghost!"
"Yes, yes, my Ghost Lord." Chen Fan said, looking at the woman's figure in a presumptuous way, and then smiled embarrassedly, "I heard that other female ghosts have to take off their clothes to do that if they want to pick up the yang and replenish the yin. You are so good, just kiss them! From this point of view, you are much better than those guys who only know how to buy meat! However, Ghost Lord, after hearing what happened just now, I have a question to ask you. You...you said you have thousands of ghost servants, is this true?"
"Natural." The woman said, her beautiful eyes moving slightly, and she made a proud statement.
"Then, have you tried all the thousands of ghost servants?"
Looking at Chen Fan with his eyes slanted, the woman didn't say anything. Chen Fan thought that she was admitting if she didn't speak. He was so scared that he covered his mouth, "I'll go, then you..."
"Little boy!" He stared at him fiercely, the woman's discomfort was extremely unhappy, "What are you thinking about? Do you think I am the kind of woman who can do the best of her husband?"
"Let me let it go, my wife!" Chen Fan immediately became happy when he heard the words "A man can be a husband". "I have been a husband for more than ten years, why are you shy? If you like me, just admit it honestly. Why make up a lie to me? I will also be in the master-servant relationship! Come on! I will forgive you if you hug my husband..."
He hugged his hands and hugged him again. After the red smoke dissipated, a voice appeared from behind, "You are enough! I am so frivolous, I will dominate you!"
"Stop making trouble, if you kill me, you will become a widow! If you kill me, no one will accompany you to do shameful things!"
The woman was angry, "You!"
Chen Fan shook his body, "Don't you, call me husband."
"Shameless!"
She disappeared.
Chen Fan looked around and said, "You can leave as soon as you say it, don't you be intimate?"
"Go and find that vixen!"
Seeing her showing a little daughter, Chen Fan seemed very happy, "Oh, don't be so stingy, everyone said you're bigger and smaller!"
"Hey! Wife?"
"daughter in law?"
...
Looking around, there was no trace. Chen Fan looked back and saw that the incense stick was almost burned.
Just as I was thinking about getting up just now, footsteps came from the yard.
Chen Fan thought it was Chen Guangdou who had returned, so he hurried to open the door, but he didn't expect that as soon as the door opened, the village chief was the first to see.
Uncle Zhang from the village carried his hands behind his back and slapped Chen Fan on the head, "Boy, where is your master?"
"Oh, the village chief is here." Grandma said, and came over quickly. "Old Chen has gone to the town and has not come back yet. He said that someone asked him for help, and it will take a few days."
"In a few days? In a few days, the people above will come over. Chen Fan came here to say hello, but don't have any trouble. Our village committee has promised the people above and we must cooperate with them with all our strength. If you don't do it well, it will be difficult for everyone to deal with it."
"Oh, it depends on what you said, it will be fine when Lao Chen comes back."
"Sister-in-law, you'd better talk to Brother Chen, ah, let's talk about anything else, don't delay the serious business." As soon as he finished speaking, the village chief slapped Chen Fan's head again, "Boy, I heard you're causing trouble again?"
"Where do I have it?"
"I've said no? I heard Wang Erdan say that you went to the small ditch to make trouble again!" The village elder looked at Chen Fan with his hands behind his back, and then looked at grandma, "Sister-in-law, you have to take care of this brat. I think he's going to be deadly, and if he doesn't do it, he will definitely cause trouble."
"That's not." Grandma said, and looked at Chen Fan with annoyance, "Brother, stop talking outside, come and sit in the house."
"No, I have something else to do. When Brother Chen comes back, I will ask him to go to my place and I have something to say to him." The village chief turned around and wanted to leave, and turned back, "By the way, that girl..."
"On there." Grandma patted Chen Fan, "Go and take your village chief Chen Guangdou to have a look."
Chen Fan pouted and was a little reluctant, so he took the village chief and the elders of the village. Dangdang knocked on the door, and Li Ting came out with her feet pulling her feet. When she saw that there was still a village chief standing behind Chen Fan, she immediately swallowed the words to her mouth, "Oh, the village chief is here, please come in!"
Chapter completed!