Chapter 32 The radish is refined
"Who will give it to?"
"You don't know," Chen Fan said, turning the front of the car and leaving. Wang Erdan grabbed Chen Fan, "Hey hey! Have you found some treasure?! I tell you, we are brothers! You can't eat alone!"
"What are you thinking about?" He twisted the handlebar and asked him to let go. Chen Fan wanted to leave, but he didn't expect that Wang Erdan pulled Chen Fan back with a crack and pulled Chen Fan back: "Stop pretending, I've heard it! What do you mean by Han Mei? He even kissed and hugged him high, why don't you go to heaven?"
"I'm kidding!"
"Bah." Wang Erdan said, looking like a philandering person. "I don't know you since I was a child? You guy must have some reliable means to say this! Tell me, have you found something in that secret book? If you don't say it, I'll tell your grandpa about your stealing book!"
"Damn it! Are you threatening me!? If you dare to tell my grandpa, I will sleep with your sister!"
"Let's sleep, I don't care." Wang Erdan said, spreading his hands and shaking his head. "Anyway, my dad has money, at worst, don't want to find another one!"
"Hey, I'll go, you..." Chen Fan sighed with his eyes and said, "Okay, then I'll tell you, your brother, I have indeed found a way to improve my memory in the short term, but whether it can be done is still between the two."
"Really?" Wang Erdan said, his eyes lit up, "Then you bring me one! I, I want it too!"
"I want your sister!" Chen Fan said, snorting coldly and preparing to ride a bike, "It's okay to ask for it, exchange your sister!"
"Grass! I knew you've always been thinking about her!"
"Then will you change it?"
"Change!"
"Haha, let your sister hear that she won't strangle you to death." Chen Fan said, pedaling the car and running out, "Hurry up, I'll wait for you at the door!"
He ran all the way to the edge of the forest and walked inside, and could only walk. Looking at the ghostly forest, Wang Erdan's legs became weak and he stepped back, "Damn, why are you here for?"
"The most important thing is inside." Chen Fan said, and pushed his backpack up a few times, "Let's go!"
"Wait a minute." Wang Erdan said, taking out two more auntie scarves, one in one hand, "There are only three left, this one for you."
"No need, you'd better take it yourself." Chen Fan said, pointing behind him, "With a young lady here, it should be nothing. Just take good care of yourself."
"If you say this, I think it's better for me to wait for you here."
"Then you might as well go home and wait."
"Forget it. Seeing that you are so unfaithful, I'm going back, so I'm not going to forget it." Wang Erdan said, taking a deep breath, and howled a few more times "ah ah ah".
"What are you doing?"
"Prepare it!"
When they ran into the forest, several people were very alert. Wang Erdan took two steps and asked while walking, "Hey, you came out of the forest that day, and I seemed to see a root grow! You said, is that he?"
"I saw it too." Chen Fan said, and glanced deep into the jungle with a slightly heavy look. "He was still smiling at me, it must be him!"
"He has become a ghost? Have you ever thought about where his body has gone? I heard from Ruolan that the horse has become a zombie, so shouldn't the horse grows into a zombie? Why did he become like that?"
"Who knows, it's enough to wait until my grandfather comes back and ask me." Chen Fan said, turning back to look at him: "Where is Ma Da's body? How to deal with it?"
"It's burned, your grandfather wants to burn it, and Liu Er didn't dare to stop him." Wang Erdan said, as if he remembered something, "There is something I can't figure out. You said, who is your little sister? You just said that it's okay with your little sister, but I can't figure out why she is so powerful because of the same thing? It seems that she is much better than others!"
"This is not surprising." Chen Fan said, baring his teeth with extraordinary smugness, "I don't even look at who she is with? I'm a woman!"
He whispered the back of his head, and Chen Fan smiled silly, "Just just kidding, people are divided into three or six levels, and that kind of thing is the same. I read the "Ghost Talisman Sutra" that the spirit is generally divided into five types: Death, Yin, Resentment, Evil, and Fierce. The higher the level, the greater the ability. Even at the same level, there are differences according to different wishes."
"Who is your wife?"
"It should be the last one to look at the color of the clothes, but it looks completely different. To be honest, I don't know which one she is, maybe she is not one of them."
“Why?”
"You think, how could there be such a beautiful and fierce spirit? If every fierce spirit is so attractive, I would still take the exam to Chicken Feather University? How good is it to be a ghost-catching Taoist priest? Kakakar accepted it all, a girl beats her legs, a girl pinched her shoulders, kissed and hugged her to sleep with her, and wasn't worried about robbing her! How good are you?"
"Damn, you're so shameless!" Wang Erdan said, and then laughed, "I want everything I said!"
He ran to the edge of the big pit with a smile. Chen Fan took the lead. It rained last night and the valley was much muddy. Chen Fan walked to the place where the chopsticks were inserted. The mud on the soles of the shoes was so thick that he couldn't lift his feet.
Although the soil pit was backfilled by Chen Fan, it was also sunk in after the rain. Chen Fan and Wang Erdan drove to dig it. After digging for a long time, they dug out the iron cover underneath.
Wang Erdan seemed very surprised. Chen Fan made a gesture of silence with him, lay on the edge of the lid and listened. There was a strange squeaking sound inside. The sound was like a tree branch shaking out by the wind, slightly tender, but very obvious.
"What's the noise? This is?" Wang Erdan said, hiding aside with a vigilant look on his face. Chen Fan had never seen the thing before. He grabbed the lid with his hands and his heart beat hard.
With the force, the lid was lifted open. The two of them looked out and saw something bigger than sweet potato in the shaft below was stuck at the corner of the bottom of the well, trembling slightly.
The thing is yellow, slightly green, and looks like a large green radish, but it has hands and feet, and a small tail!
It lay there, tilting its head, and on the top of its head was a bunch of green things like peach-shaped velvet grass, with nose and eyes, and like a little doll!
But I have more hands, so I counted carefully and found a total of six.
Six tentacle-like things hung beside you, like four hands and feet, plus the slightly longer small tail, exactly seven!
"My, what's this?" It wasn't scary, Wang Erdan was more surprised than fear. Chen Fan took out the jar and tiptoed to slide down the shaft.
This thing seems to be overeating, or it’s because of alcohol and can’t move.
When Chen Fan reached out to catch it, it giggled and did not resist at all. He took the thing in his hand and looked at it, and Chen Fan quickly stuffed it into the clay pot he brought.
After the lid was covered and lifted it up, Wang Erdan also showed an extremely excited look on his face, "Damn it, have the carrots become semen?"
"It's not a carrot, it's a goblin." Chen Fan said, covering the lid again and filling the pit again. "The goblin, a land king melon, has a wide body and fat body, only one foot long, slightly round, with six feet, and long toes with long toes. His nature is that he hates yang and likes yin, can escape from the soil, and occasionally sees the place where spiritual energy accumulates. In the past, Huang Yanggong dug earth and digs the well, and uses red blood to strengthen the yang and tempts it with wine, and gets three pieces. Fry it with pear water to fill the essence and replenish the brain. At the beginning, the earth veins are stored and transformed by spiritual energy. Even though he is vulgar, he has the effect of not forgetting it."
"What does it mean?"
"Forget it, you won't understand if you say too much." Chen Fan said, throwing the shovel to him, "Fill the pit, let's go!"
When Chen Fan ran home in one breath, he was so excited that the door outside was open and grandma was not there. The sister named Li Ting was fiddling with something in the room. Chen Fan didn't want to say much, so he quickly asked Wang Erdan to dig the well water and put it in the pot, and started working with him one by one.
When Li Ting heard the noise, she opened the door from the inner room. Seeing that they had no time to pay attention to her, the girl hugged her shoulders and looked up and down: "Hey, what are you two?"
"Let me tell you later, go and go." Chen Fan said, turning to look at Wang Erdan, "Oh no, pear! There are no pears!"
"Fuck, I have it without you! Is it OK to have a big white pear? I'll go and get it now!"
Wang Erdan rode his bike away, and it was in full swing.
Seeing that there was not enough firewood, Chen Fan put the jar aside and hurried to get it. When he came back, he saw Li Ting standing by the stove, lifting the jar and looking at the things inside. Chen Fan was shocked and quickly grabbed it and hugged it in his arms, "Go and go, don't make trouble!"
"What's that?" Li Ting said, her face full of surprise, "How can it still move?"
"You don't understand if you say too much, go back." Chen Fan said, waving his hand and squatting on the ground, but he didn't expect that the woman went into the room and took out the camera, "Take that thing over and take a photo of me."
Chen Fan protected the jar, "No."
"Tsk, I won't be up to you anymore if I'm so stingy." The woman said, with a stern face, she looked like she was about to break up with me, "Hurry up! I'll be angry if I don't see it."
"You ask me to kiss me and I'll show you."
"Then I won't watch it anymore! What's so great!" Li Ting said, turning around and leaving. Seeing that I had no intention of stopping it, the girl turned back, "I really won't show it?"
"Not give!"
"Hmph." The door was closed with a bang, and there was no movement in the room. At this time, the water in the pot had already churned, and Wang Erdan ran back in a hurry.
The two big white pears were bigger than fists. Chen Fan took a kitchen knife and slapped the big white pear. He chopped them into more than a dozen pieces, and then threw the white pear into the pot, "Find a basin and fetch water!"
"What are you doing?"
"Wash this!"
Chapter completed!