Chapter 262 A jar of urine
"Oh, brother, what's wrong with your wife? This is the possession of the duck god!" Chen Fa was in a terrified state. Shanwu Novel Network
"What?!" Then I was confused at that time, "Duck God possessed?!"
"Yes! The duck god possessed!" Chen Fan nodded and opened the woman's mouth. Not only did the woman's lips look extremely swollen, but her tongue was also hit, and a strange sound was made in her mouth, and she was really like a duck!
"Brother, how do you treat this disease?" The old man was really anxious and was so scared that he was dying.
"There are two ways to treat this disease. The easiest way is to cut the tongue. If the tongue is cut, the duck god will be afraid. If you leave, your mouth will naturally be cured."
The uncle quickly shook his head, "Is there any other way?"
"It can be used to regulate medicine, but it is expensive and it costs money." Chen Fan smacked his lips.
"How much?" the uncle asked carefully.
"What's the point, it's going to cost three to five thousand."
"Okay, okay! I am willing to spend three or five thousand yuan. Brother, everyone says that you are skilled in medicine, so you can prescribe some medicine!"
Chen Fan nodded, "Have you brought the money?"
"Bring it!" the man nodded violently.
"I'll get you medicine, wait a moment." Chen Fan found a jar and went to the toilet to pee. He felt that the amount was not enough, so he called Wu Qiong again, "I, come on, I'm full of ideas."
Wu Qiong looked at Chen Fan with surprise, "No..."
"Don't be shy, come on."
Chen Fan gave him the jar.
"Damn it's such a big pot!" The old man looked at Chen Fan with a gratitude and gave a thumbs up, "Brother, you are so kind!"
"You're welcome, you're welcome. Just ask your wife to drink up all the jar, and that's fine." Chen Fan waved his hand and drove him away.
When the woman went home, she picked up the jar. The man thoughtfully found a quilt and filled it with her, "Come on, have some drinks!"
The woman covered her nose and felt a heavy urine, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"Stop talking! Brother Chen Fan said that disaster comes from the mouth, and illness comes from the mouth! You have to be careful when you talk and do things in the future! Do you know! "The brother handed it to the woman, "Honesty! Good medicine is bitter, drink it early and get better!"
"Cough!" The woman couldn't help but vomited, and her husband patted her on the back, "Hurry up, don't dislike it! This was all bought with a lot of money!"
"Brother Fan, did you do your illness?" Wu Qiong felt as if he was thinking, and he still wanted to verify with Chen Fan.
Chen Fan smirked, "Isn't this nonsense?"
"Then, can this disease be cured? Is it a bit too much for you to sell a can of urine for 5,000 yuan?" Wu Qiong grinned.
"The one that can cure the disease is good medicine. I charged him 5,000 yuan and gave it to him with a good attitude. Who can't bully him if he makes him angry? " Chen Fan sneered, "Don't tell others about this, it's not good for his reputation."
"I'm just worried. You said that can cure a woman's illness?" Wu Qiong grinned.
"Don't worry, it's okay if you don't drink it." Chen Fan smiled secretly when he said this.
"Damn!" Wu Qiong was speechless.
What made him most confused was not what methods Chen Fan used, but whether the methods Chen Fan used could work. In Wu Qiong's opinion, there was still a little scientific basis for treating diseases with boy urine, but the urine of a stupid man who was seventeen or eighteen years old could cure diseases? He didn't believe it!
Coupled with Chen Fan deliberately messing with her!
But that woman is really annoying and should have someone to treat her.
"Brother Fan, you are really bad." Wu Qiong said to Chen Fan.
"What kind of method should be used to deal with people? If you are a person who is slandered, you should use damage to deal with them. If you don't have to be more ruthless, she will have no memory!" Chen Fan said.
"Then you can't let others drink urine!" Wu Qiong smiled.
"It's cheap for her to drink urine. I originally wanted to cut her tongue." Chen Fan said.
"Then how do you want to solve this? Cat's matter, I think this matter is not that
Women did it!" Wu Qiong had been doing it for a long time and felt that this was suspicious. There are many bad women these days, and there are not many people who can kill the kitten and chop off their heads in a row! Not to mention a woman, even a man can't do it! In addition to Wu Qiong's opinion, no one can do such a thing if a person with a little conscience is able to do such a thing! A few kittens wandering on the streets is already pitiful enough. If you have a wrongdoing, you have a debt and a master, why are you angry with them? Isn't this a beast?
"You don't have to worry about this matter, I will investigate it clearly." Chen Fan was holding playing cards in his hand, flipping them one by one. In fact, Chen Fan knew very well that the reason why the murderer wanted to kill those cats was not because he hated those cats, nor because these cats offended him. He killed the cats and cut them down and put them in a row, which was intentional warning him.
Chen Fan was offending people, but Chen Fan couldn't figure out who did this. There was no way. He had offended many people in the past two years, and he still couldn't figure it out for a while.
"Stay away from Su Mo."
The phone lit up again, and Chen Fan saw the text message at a glance.
"You killed the cat?"
Chen Fanxun replied.
"What are a few cats? If you are not honest, just take your head off!"
The person in the text message said viciously.
Chen Fan directly pressed the answer button, dialed the phone number, put the phone next to his ear and waited for a while, but the other party still didn't answer.
"Trump." Chen Fan thought, and turned around and said to the young lady, "Sister, get me five thousand dollars!"
"What are you doing?" asked the young lady.
"I'll go and see who's making trouble." Chen Fan took the money and went out with Wu Qiong, and drove all the way to a large shopping mall next to Jixin Academy. Chen Fan went to the electronics area and found a store. The store was large but very messy. Many devices that could not be named were stacked in layers in the room, with three monitors on the desktop computer, and a student man wearing headphones and looking yawning.
"Check me for personal information!" Chen Fan threw his cell phone on the table and pointed to the phone number on it.
The man glanced at Chen Fan and said, "Look for someone to find the police."
"Don't talk about that unnecessary! Two thousand yuan, do it or not!" Chen Fan said.
"Three thousand!" The man curled his lips, looking very difficult to deal with.
"Okay, three thousand is three thousand!"
Chen Fan gritted his teeth and agreed.
The young man looked at his mobile phone number, entered his computer, and took out many equipment in cartons from under the table.
The equipment was half new and not old, it was very dirty. The young man knocked it a few times, and a huge map appeared on a screen.
The map jumped a few times in a row, and the range became smaller and smaller. The red scanning device locked for a long time and finally locked in a luxury hotel on Xi'an Road.
The young man looked at it with his chin and said to Chen Fan, "This is a black card, no registration, and he is in the boot state now. I don't know who is using it."
"Can the coordinates be clearer, such as which room does this person have?" Chen Fan asked.
"Give me aside, this is the limit. It's not that I'm bragging to you. If you go to the public security organs to find the police, they are not as accurate as I can find them!" The man said, pursing his lips and pulling out the equipment, "Give the money, don't talk nonsense!"
Chen Fan ordered three thousand for him and then took it back, "I heard that you can copy your mobile phone card, is that true?"
"Who told you? This is an illegal thing! I won't do it!" The guy looked at Chen Fan with a vigilant look on his face, "I've said it, I won't do anything illegal! No matter how much you give it!"
"Stop pretending, introduce me." Chen Fan held the table and looked up and down, "That little girl has been using your mobile phone card to check the address from you!"
"I'm for the loyalty of my friends!" The young man couldn't hide it anymore and said at the top of his voice.
"I know, you are the most loyal!" Chen Fan patted his shoulder, "Do you a favor and get one for me, why don't I ask Qingqing to call you?"
"Are you Qingqing's friend?" The young man seemed to believe it.
Chen Fan called, and Qingqing ran over after a while. Qingqing chewed bubble gum and patted Chen Fan, "Hey, Brother Fan! Why are you running here?
Come?"
"He told him to do me a favor, but he refused." Chen Fan pointed at the young man and said.
"Damn what if there is any other matter?" Qingqing looked back at the young man and kicked her with a bang. The boy wanted to hide or not, so he kicked her down.
"Is it so hard to ask you to do something for a favor? You don't give me any face, right?" Qingqing stared at her eyes and pinched her waist, looking like a shrew.
The boy immediately became depressed when he saw her, "No, no! Sister! I don't know he is your friend! If I had known it before, how could I say more!"
"Now you know?" Qingqing pulled Chen Fan's arm, "Open your dog's eyes and see who he is! He is me! Name is Chen Fan!"
Chen Fan looked at her squintingly and thought to himself when did I become you? The young man grinned, nodded and bowed respectfully, "Okay! OK!"
"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up!" Qingqing waved her hand, and the boy quickly sat back.
"You can't help but not deal with this kind of person!" Qingqing smiled with Chen Fan's arm on his shoulder, "Brother Fan, you haven't come to see me for a long time, and everyone misses you!"
"You're going to pull it down, do you miss me a yarn?" Chen Fan couldn't help but laugh and took her hand away, "Don't touch her hands, it's misunderstood!"
"What are you afraid of? You don't have to be responsible! Do you need to care about your love and willingness?" Qingqing looked back at Wu Qiong, and Wu Qiong quickly turned around, "I saw nothing!"
"What does that girl from Brother Fan have to do with you?" This was the first time Wu Qiong saw her.
"Daughter, I used to hit me by driving, but I got angry and got rid of her. I just wanted to vent my anger, but who would have thought she would still stick to me now!" Chen Fan was a little helpless when he spoke.
"My God, why can't I meet this good thing? I think this girl is so sexy, look at it, it's so perfect! If you ride under her, you'll definitely be!" Wu Qiong looked very yearning.
Chapter completed!