Chapter 233 Blue Cat King
"The disciple didn't understand, so he asked the master, saying that you didn't see a cat, so what did you see?
The monk put his hands together and said that what I saw was the Bodhisattva. "Shanwu Novel Network"
Chen Fan was stunned for a long time with a dumpling in his arms, as if he had realized something, and the people present unknowingly stopped their work.
Among all the people, the fat man shook his head and tail, quite disdainful, "Hehe, what a Bodhisattva, the Bodhisattva fucks a woman! He is really a great Bodhisattva!"
The rich girl rolled her eyes and glanced at him. Seeing the fat man shaking his legs and looking cynical, she complained mercilessly: "Ignorance idiot! I don't know anything. Do you think you know anything other than fucking a woman?"
The little fat man curled his lips stubbornly and stopped talking.
Chen Fan smiled knowingly, "Why did the green cat sleep in that third concubine? Do you know this?"
"There is also a saying, it's unknown whether it is true."
The fat uncle drank a sip of water to moisten his throat, "It is said that these third concubines have strong demands, are hungry, and are not full, so they are stuffy in the yard every day, which is very uncomfortable. The green cat saw it and wanted to do a good thing to relieve her, so she turned into a handsome man to hook her up and make her happy.
After all, cats are cats and do not understand the red tape of the world. When you see the kitten and dog pairing, don’t you just look at who you like and who you are with?
Sometimes, a female and a group of males are having sex together, and you go one by one, and I go one by one, and there are too many.
This is the case with a kitten we raised in the past. A little white cat gave birth to six. Good guys, black, white, flowery, yellow, all kinds of them are definitely not the same father!”
Chen Fan smiled silly, "What you said is not unreasonable. In the final analysis, this cat does not understand human nature, but only cultivates human appearance but does not understand human thoughts!"
"Then, can cats really grow that big?" The rich girl suddenly interrupted.
"Realistically speaking, it cannot, but it may not be."
Chen Fan had seen large turtles and large centipedes, so of course he couldn't tell whether the cat would grow so big. "The Buddha's name is actually quite special. It is said that after the cultivation level reaches a certain level, changes will arise in the body. Back then, the Buddha Shakyamuni cultivated a golden body of six feet and one and six feet high on the snow mountain! How high is that? It's five or six meters long. Can't a human be able to grow such a big cat?"
"What about Maoyan'er's affairs? Can Maoyan really turn into gems?" said the rich girl. Shanwu Novel Network
"It should be possible. I feel that Maoyan may be a relic. There are all kinds of relics, like everything. Common ones include mud balls, pearls, gems, and whole Buddha bone relics. I have read in books that are as big as pearls, blue and clear as well, and they are also burned from the bone marrow. I think that if the old cat is indeed a blue cat Bodhisattva with cultivation and insight, there is a possibility that it will turn into a cat eye relic after death."
Chen Fan lowered his head to eat and secretly glanced at the young lady, "Sister, are I right?"
The young lady nodded without feeling silence.
"Oh, why don't we go and see the Green Cat King first! I want to see what it looks like!"
A girl shouted in the crowd.
"Don't leave it. How can such a supernatural thing be watched by just watching it? What if it falls in love with you? Go home to you in the evening, have sex!"
The little fat man was as unfair as ever, laughing, "There are barbs, it hurts very much! If you really think so, just come and accompany you!"
The little fat man hugged the woman's shoulder and smiled. The girl didn't give her face, so she kicked him under the table and scolded angrily: "Get out of here, you are so pervert!"
"I think it's good to go, the ancient temple is the most interesting." The teacher who led the team also thought the legend of the strange 6-li was quite interesting, nodded and yearned for a longing. "Anyway, we came out to sketch, so there is nothing wrong with going to visit it first! I just don't know if the ancient temple is still there? Is there a monk?"
"There are monks and monks!"
The fat uncle nodded, "But I don't recommend you to go to that place. If you want to have fun, just be outside. Don't go to the temple!"
"What's wrong? There are monsters who eat people?" The little fat man came out.
"It's not monsters or monsters. The main reason is that the monks in the temple are very strange, and I'm afraid they will scare you!"
The fat uncle grinned, "There is only a monk in the temple now. He was burned by a fire many years ago. How can I say that people are not like humans, ghosts are not like ghosts! They are creepy! Moreover, he doesn't usually interact with outsiders and has a bad temper. He is afraid that you will fight again after a disagreement, and he will find that unhappiness!"
When everyone heard this, their spirits that had just come up immediately disappeared.
The rich girl asked the uncle excitedly, "Uncle, you're just talking about Qingmao Temple. Haven't you told us about the Wu Lao Cave yet! What is Wu Lao Cave for? Is it fun?"
"The Wulao Cave is the cave below Qingmao Temple. Didn't I tell you just now? The Wulao Cave has existed very early and long ago. It is a bottomless pit. No one knows how deep the cave is. No one can tell what is inside. However, when the Japanese called it, the villagers had never hiding and crawled in. That guy, thousands of people, went in and didn't dare to come out.
The Japanese shouted at the entrance of the cave, asking them to speak. Everyone said that the small cabinet was inhumane, who dared to show his head?
Later, the little cabinet became anxious and said that if you don’t come out, you will set fire to death!
As a result, they set fire. They set fire to lit the wet grass and smoked it, and many people choked to death in the cave.
After that, the five old caves will not work. The corpse is smelly all over the sky, and you can smell it no matter how far away it is."
"Is it still so smelly now?"
A rich girl grinned.
"No, it's not that smelly anymore! But I still can't go in! The cave is so scary. I stood at the door on thunder and rainy days, and I went there! Ghosts and wolves howled, howling! I passed there a few years ago, and I listened to it at the entrance of the cave. I told you without any shame, I almost scared to death at that time! I went there, it was really..."
The fat uncle seemed to remember some unbearable memories.
"Do you want to go and have a look?"
Seeing Chen Fan listening carefully, the little girl sitting quietly on the side suddenly asked Chen Fan.
She wrote it, and she naturally refused to let go of such a good opportunity to collect materials.
"Not interested." Chen Fan continued to eat.
"Tsk, I thought you had real skills, and it seemed that you were just a flirting reputation! You are just a coward!"
The little girl snorted coldly and looked disdainful.
"You don't need to say whether you are a coward or not. I have my plans, you don't understand."
Chen Fan curled his lips and turned to look at the people at the table next door, "Hey, why are you missing a few? What about three more?"
"Ah, one of you had diarrhea last night and didn't come out. There were still two people who were busy and were unable to get up."
The little fat man curled his lips and leaned on the chair with his head in his arms. "I said they were really good. This guy got the chance. I lived next door. I heard them scream all night. It was four o'clock in the morning and it was not calm yet, and I was in good health!"
"You haven't gone to bed at four o'clock in the morning?"
There is a girl smirking.
"Nonsense! They call that, can I fall asleep?"
The little fat man said angrily.
"You weren't idle last night, right! Let's see if there are calluses on your hands?"
The little girl raised her eyebrows and suddenly laughed.
"What are you talking about!"
At the same time, people of the same age can no longer stop the car once they become dirty.
The rich girl grinned and showed her neat little white teeth, "I can't even understand what you are talking about! It's so annoying!"
"Okay, my eldest lady, why are you pretending to be in front of us? I see that you tossed and turned last night and didn't fall asleep!" The rich girl pretended to be shyly for less than half a minute, and the good sister on the side betrayed her.
"That's right, I don't know what our eldest lady is thinking about. She doesn't sleep all night and makes fun of it. I don't know what she is fiddling with it!"
The little girl who wrote it also came to help.
"Why are you so annoying? What nonsense? Who is making trouble!"
The rich girl slapped the table and pretended to be angry, "Especially for you, let's talk nonsense and be careful that I will tear your mouth apart!"
"Dongzi, look at her and look at her! Look at your wife bullying others again!"
The little girl twisted her body and started acting coquettishly, but her eyes looked at the melancholy handsome guy sitting beside her.
This guy has been sitting in the corner without any hesitation. Chen Fan can chat with these people, but he has never spoken to him.
"Hey, you're wood." Seeing him just smiled bitterly, the little girl slapped him, "Your girlfriend bullies people like this, so you can't express your opinion to me!"
"Who is his girlfriend? What are you talking nonsense?" The rich girl pinched her waist, "Don't talk nonsense, it's so bad that it's a misunderstanding!"
"That's right, Wenwen and I are born with a pair!"
The little fat man made a gesture to hug her, and then punched the woman away, "Get out! Even if all the men in the world die, it's not your turn!"
"You hurt me."
The little fat man sat on the ground with his eyes wide open.
"Then why don't you die?"
The rich girl raised her eyebrows and sneered.
"Asie, a woman like you deserves to be single for the rest of her life!"
The little fat man whispered and pulled the chair and rode on it, "Hey, that brother! Who is the woman next to you? Is it your wife?"
"I am his sister." Chen Fan was about to speak, but the young lady took the lead.
"Dear sister? Or fuck sister?" The fat man was excited and his eyes shone.
"Dear sister." Chen Fan wanted to speak again, but he still didn't snatch her.
"Hello, beauty!" The little fat man was excited and became obsessed.
He came over to shake hands with the young lady. The young lady ignored her and grabbed Chen Fan's wrist and stuffed Chen Fan's claws into the little fat man's hand, "Hello."
Chapter completed!