Chapter 22 Bleeding
He thought to himself, I started earlier than you when I was studying art. The teacher liked you and didn’t like me. He said that I was not as good as you, but if I had a bad understanding, wouldn’t I be more diligent than you? Oh, I found a good piece of wood. If you said I wouldn’t move, I wouldn’t move? He also used the teacher’s name to suppress me! Who is afraid of whom?
The more he thought about it, the more reasonable he became. He was angry and took the guy to find a friend from the same village.
The guy heard that he was going to cut trees in the back mountain, and he was a little scared. He said, "Brother, are you sure you want to do this? People say there are monsters in the back mountain. Let's go up like this, so don't have any trouble!"
Ma Da was also unlucky. He was unhappy when he heard this and said, "I'm not afraid, what are you afraid of? They say there are monsters on the mountain and there are corpses in the water, but what have you encountered over the years? Have you seen monsters on the mountain or corpses in the water?"
The man asked speechlessly, thinking and said, "Okay, I'll go with you, but it's inconvenient for the middle of the night. Let's go there early tomorrow morning, do you think it's okay?"
Ma Da nodded and turned around.
The next morning, he called the guy up and the two of them went up the mountain with axes and saws. Ma Da searched along the way he went for a while. It was almost ten o'clock before he found the old tree.
When the guy looked at the old tree, he loved it so much. He said, "Oh, I said, Matou, you can do it! Such a good wood is hard to find, you really have a vision!"
Ma Da laughed and said, "That's right, otherwise I don't have to call you from afar! In this way, we will try to put down the tree before dark. When we go back, I will ask your sister-in-law to make some good for you!"
The guy was very happy and nodded in agreement.
He took out the saw and saw it at the east side of the big tree twice. Who would have thought that after a few whispers, the tree actually bleeded! The dark red serous liquid flowed out from under the bark, with a smell of blood.
The guy was startled, and Ma Da was also shocked. The guy said, "Brother, why don't we withdraw! This tree can bleed, maybe it's the gods who are protected! We can't move the gods! If they move, something will definitely happen!"
Ma Da also muttered in his heart, but after thinking, if he went back in shame, he would make people laugh at him when he was told.
He waved his hand and said, "Don't make a noise, don't make a noise! What gods are protecting you! Didn't you say it on TV? Then what experts said in Science? Blood in trees is a natural phenomenon, and they are like that! Why are you scaring yourself?"
The guy stopped doing it and said, "Don't mess around, the one you are talking about is the dragon blood tree. The juice of the dragon blood tree is red. This is true, but the tree grows in the south, we don't have it here! Look at this tree again, what kind of tree is this? King Kong Willow! When did you hear that King Kong Willow can make people bleed? I'm afraid that this must be strange!"
Ma Da didn't believe it and wanted to cut it off. The guy grabbed him and said, "I'm serious to you! No joke! You haven't watched anything else, have you not watched "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"? Cao Cao died at the hands of the sacred tree. How can you be so bad!"
Ma Da was stunned and said, "Cao Cao? Is Cao Cao so unstoppable? What does it have to do with the sacred tree?"
The guy pursed his lips and made a particularly speechless expression, "You haven't read that book for a long time! That's fine, you haven't read it before, I'll tell you!"
The man said, patting the trunk of the tree and looking at Ma Da, telling Ma Da such a strange thing.
The story is very simple. Generally speaking, when Guan Yu went to Maicheng, he never messed with Lu Meng. Lu Meng raked Guan Yu's head down and gave it to Sun Quan.
When Sun Quan saw it, he was stunned at the time and thought to himself, you guys are so good! If you put Guan Yu in the head, do you have to be anxious with me?
Sun Quan was also bad, so he turned around and gave Guan Yu's head to Cao Cao!
Cao Cao opened the gift box and said, "Damn it!" It's all in it! Guan Yu's!"
Cao Cao was very scared at first, but later he thought about it, but he was no longer afraid.
He chuckled and said, "Hey! Young man! Long time no see! Aren't you very awesome? Why are you not peeing with your eyes closed? Come on, come on, bite me!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Guan Yu opened his eyes!
Cao Cao was frightened and threw the box away at that time.
After that, when he dreamed, he dreamed that Guan Yu was chasing him all over the world with a big knife, and while running, he said with a smile, "Hey! Young man! If you have the ability here, don't run away! Come on! Come and play!"
Cao Cao had nightmares every day and could not live a peaceful life. Later, he looked for the master. The master said, "King, Guan Yu was wronged to die. This palace is haunted. It is difficult to completely solve this matter. Otherwise, King Wei, you can build another palace and move it away!"
Cao Cao thought this method was good and thought to himself, "You are awesome, you can do it! Can I still hide if I can't afford to offend me? So he found a skilled craftsman to draw drawings and wanted to build a new mansion for Cao Cao."
As a result, the drawings were finalized, and the craftsmen were embarrassed and said, "My king, what should we do with this wooden beam? In such a big palace, we must have a towering huge tree as a beam. We don't have such a big tree here!"
Cao Cao said, "Don't you go! Do I need to tell me about this? Send someone to find it!"
As a result, after searching for a long time, I finally found a tree, a very large pear tree.
But the pear tree was very strong, with the knife unable to cut it, and the saw continued to pull. The craftsmen were anxious and came back to tell Cao Cao.
Cao Cao thought it was strange, so he went to see it himself. But when he went to the place, he saw a big pear tree, and several people couldn't hold it in hand. Cao Cao had seen many rare treasures, and he also thought that this big tree was unusual. He said yes, okay, such a good tree happened to make wooden beams for me!
As soon as he finished speaking, many ordinary people knelt on the side and said, "The King, this tree is a sacred tree and cannot be cut down!" If you cut down the tree, the gods will blame you!
Cao Cao laughed and said, "Get out of here! Who can I scare you? I walked through the south and through the north, and drank water from behind the toilet. What else can a tree do? I really don't believe it! After that, he pulled out his sword and cut it hard at the big tree!
Cao Cao had two swords, one called Qingyan and the other called Yitian. When he was in Changbanpo, Zhao Yun snatched it away, and only this Yitian sword was left. This sword cut the iron like mud, and cut the big pear tree into a gap!
As a result, before Cao Cao could brag proudly, the tree bleeded!
The blood squirted Cao Cao's face!
The cold wind suddenly rose and the leaves flew around. Cao Cao knew something was wrong and was frightened at that time.
Since then, this generation of treacherous heroes has been ill, has a headache, a fever, and is about to finish their lives.
Later, Hua Tuo came over. Hua Tuo said that your disease is in your mind. You have wind saliva in your mind. I have to use an axe to cut open your head and take it out. Otherwise, the disease will not be cured! Cao Cao almost fainted and said, "Get out of here!" I'm playing with me! Can you still live if you cut your head open? After that, he chopped Hua Tuo. Not long after, he died himself.
Ma Da obviously had never heard of this anecdote. After hearing it, he was silent for a long time. Seeing that he was shaken, the guy said, "You must not believe the old man's words. If there was no problem with this tree, so many people wouldn't say that the trees in the back mountain could not be cut down! What do you think!
As a result, Ma Dayi looked up and said that the tree you were talking about was a pear tree, and this one was a willow tree! The pear tree and willow tree are not the same thing, and it doesn't count! After that, he swung his axe and chopped the tree a few times. Seeing that he couldn't turn around, the guy sighed and could only let him go.
The two of them worked hard at the big tree with saws and axes. When it was almost dark, they finally cut almost. At this time, both sides cut out gaps, leaving only a small section in the middle. Normally, when a sharp kick was kicked, the big tree fell down. Ma Dachang did this and asked the guy to stand aside. Then, he flew up and kicked the tree trunk with a bang. A strange thing happened, and the uncle didn't move at all!
He didn't believe in evil and kicked it again. As a result, the big tree still did not move. He was stunned. He thought to himself that the gap was too small and not in place? Thinking of this, he took an axe and hit the opening again. Now both sides were about to cut through, and then kicked the big tree still did not move!
Seeing the big tree standing still, both of them sweated! During that year, there was a legend in my hometown that the old tree had become a spirit and could not fall if it was sawed through. At this time, most of the time, the old tree was holding its last breath, waiting for the cutters to move first and then find the right direction to smash him to death! In the past, many people who went up the mountain to cut trees died like this!
Both of them were native, so of course they knew that they were amazing. The guy thought about it and took out the saw. He sawed it through the only connection point! At this moment, the big tree still did not fall!
The guy was sweating all over his head and said, "Brother, what are you talking about?"
Ma Da was even more afraid than him and said, "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and think of a solution!"
The boy leaned against the big tree for a while and said, "Hey, I remembered an idea! I heard from our old man that some of the charms were so charming that they could not distinguish between people, so they could only rely on their clothes to identify them. Let's take off the clothes and throw them here, and then run back!"
Ma Dayi grinned, "It's all taken off! How embarrassing it is to see it!"
The guy clicked and took off his pants, "What else do you want? It would be great to be alive!"
After saying that, he took off himself and ran away!
When Ma Da saw that the boy was running out, he took off his clothes as soon as he saw that he was fine. The two of them ran to the bottom of the mountain with their crotch covering their crotch. At that time, they scared the people in the village. The women who were washing clothes at the entrance of the village were so scared that they screamed, "You two are crazy? You don't wear clothes in broad daylight, shameless!"
Ma Da was too lazy to pay attention to them, so he went straight to the house with an old face. His wife was cooking at home. When she saw that he was coming back naked, she was shocked and said, "What's wrong with you? Why don't you wear clothes?"
Chapter completed!