Chapter 2 Ice Hole
Chen Fan leaned over and ordered a few times, and found it interesting, but unfortunately the fish that came up were very small and not big at this time. Chen Guangdou used a stick to pluck the ice chips in the water, and waited until there were fewer fish before using the corn poles reserved on the ice to fill the hole.
Chen Fan didn't play much, so he tilted his head and asked him, "Grandpa, why are you inserting this? You've got all the ice holes in your body. Isn't this a waste?"
Chen Guangdou held his cigarette puff in his mouth and spit out a ball of smoke. While busy, he grinned his mouth full of stubble, and said with a smile, "Silly boy. If you don't have this ice hole, you will freeze to death. That's when your grandfather was really useless. Stop watching, go!"
After saying that, Chen Guangdou lifted the rusty old oil lamp and was about to hit the second ice cave, but Chen Fan stood there with his head tilted and he was confused.
Chen Fan didn't quite understand what grandfather meant. He thought to himself why these corn poles would not freeze when the ice surface blocked the hole? Could it be that grandfather had some amazing spells on the corn poles?
In Chen Fan's impression, Chen Guangdou is definitely good at magic.
He can stand chopsticks in the water, hang porcelain bowls on the wall, and draw a pattern like a turtle shell on the wall, and many flies and mosquitoes squeeze in like a devil.
What's even more amazing is the paper man.
Wang Erdan said that he had seen the paper man cut by Chen Guangdou. The paper man could move, fly, and sing. Although Chen Fan had never seen it, he also thought that such a paper man was really amazing.
In Chen Fan's opinion, as long as Chen Guangdou is willing, there is nothing he can't do. Now that he says this, Chen Fan naturally has to think about it carefully.
Chen Fan jumped over and wanted to see if there was a curse on the corn stalk. Chen Fan was even wondering if the corn stalk was "living". When he got closer, he looked as Chen Fan thought. The corn stalk was shaking slightly, his body twisted, and there was a faint rustling sound.
"Xiaofan!" Chen Guangdou waved his hand at him, "Stop looking, come over!"
"Hey." Chen Fan agreed, shaking his arms and running towards his grandfather, but just a few steps away, he suddenly saw a figure next to the ice hole.
Chen Fan was stunned for a moment, stood firm and tilted his head to take a closer look. When he glanced back, he saw a tilted sister facing away from him, taking a bath in the ice hole!
The woman sat on the ice, her calves soaked in water, her slender waist and waist were squeezing, and her plump buttocks were pressed into an attractive curve.
Under the moonlight, her skin was smooth and greasy, like a piece of jade, which was so tempting. Although Chen Fanren was young, he was also obsessed with it. As a little pervert, such a big sister was his favorite.
The woman seemed not to see him, and she caressed the black long hanging in front of her, as if she was singing.
Chen Fan could hear her singing, and the voice was ethereal and melodious, very nice!
Chen Fan's feet seemed to be filled with lead and could no longer move.
He stared at the woman's buttocks separated for a while, and then stared at the woman's smooth back for a long time. He couldn't help it and ran straight to the woman's direction without saying a word!
Chen Fan thought to himself, whose eldest sister is this, so beautiful!
Although he didn't know what a woman was, he couldn't help but dive into his elder sister's arms and get close to him!
But he didn't expect that when he was about three feet away from the woman, his body was fixed. He grabbed it forward a few times and could not move.
He seemed to be pulled by something!
Chen Fan was anxious now. He cursed inwardly, turned around and used a mandarin duck leg, and kicked the person away in an instant.
Taking advantage of the loophole that the guy behind him dodged, the little pervert rolled on the spot and rushed straight towards the big sister!
"elder sister!"
Chen Fan hugged the woman sitting by the water.
Under the moonlight, the woman's body was like white snow and crystal clear as jade, but when she touched her hand, it was slippery and cool, like a half-melt ice lump!
Chen Fan was shocked and quickly turned his head.
Take a look in the thorn...
Damn it!
What I hugged was not a soft and fragrant big sister, but she was clearly a female corpse with bared mouths and fangs!
The female corpse's face was half rotten, and her lips were gone. The fangs that were even scary than a wolfdog were exposed, and she was posing a very strange smile at Chen Fan! Chen Fan was scared and sat on the ground with a "good" sound. He turned around and wanted to run away, but the female corpse behind him grabbed the trouser legs!
The female corpse burst out and screamed gloomyly, and crawled between Chen Fan's legs as if she had gotten something!
Chen Fan was scared to tears at that time, pushing the female corpse's face with one hand and pulling her pants with the other. At this moment, the back of her neck was grabbed again! A huge force came out and dragged Chen Fan backwards!
The female corpse was extremely strong and refused to let go. After rushing, the female corpse was taken away from the water!
The female corpse was weak in hind legs and scratched her with her hands in front. She grabbed two hands tightly and went up. Chen Fanren was weak in strength. She couldn't hold her pants and was immediately caught!
The female corpse was obviously heading for him, and she pulled Chen Fan's cotton pants a few times and shook her arms and scratched her! The slender claws clasped the ice surface and grabbed the ice flowers all the way up!
Seeing that guy grabbed his ankle and showed a crazy smile, Chen Fan shook his body and was scared to pee!
A boy urinated out!
The female corpse opened her mouth and wanted to bite him, but she was not prepared for it. She was soaking her urine on her face!
The female corpse screamed with a scream, and a stream of white smoke immediately emerged from her cheeks!
It covered its face and rolled on the ice, running back like a run. When she got into the water, Chen Fan quietly breathed a sigh of relief!
He was covered in sweat and could not feel the heat and cold. He waited until he dragged the invisible thing next to Chen Guangdou, and the boy grinned and made a crying expression without tears.
Chen Guangdou looked confused when he saw the boy sitting on the ground with his bare butt. He squatted down and looked at Chen Fan, with wrinkles on his face covering each other, "Boy, what's wrong with you?"
Chen Fan pointed to the rippling ice hole, looked back at the back, and had been striding for a long time, cried out with a cry, and then took it back in an instant.
Chen Fan felt that he could not cry. He had basically never cried since he was born. He was a man!
"Grandpa, who is that woman?"
"That's your little sister, your wife. Don't be afraid, ah."
Chen Guangdou said, and pinched Chen Fan's nose with a smile.
As soon as this said, Chen Fan was furious at that time, "I don't want it! I don't want a female ghost to be a wife!"
Chen Guangdou was startled and quickly hit Chen Fan, "Boy! What are you talking nonsense? How can your wife say no? How can you just want it if you don't!"
"I just don't want it!" Chen Fan was also angry and looked at his grandfather with his crotch, "You are not a good grandfather, you are a bad old man! Even if you beat me to death, I don't want her. I don't want a female ghost as a wife!"
Chen Guangdou was furious and picked up Chen Fan and slapped him hard on his butt! Chen Fan's pants were gone, with his butt naked. He was hitting him very hard, "You are not allowed to talk nonsense! Your wife is not a female ghost!"
"What's it if it's not a female ghost? It's obviously a female ghost! His big teeth are so long! He is still sitting in an ice hole to take a bath! Don't think I lied to me when I was young! That must be a female ghost! Female ghost! Just a female ghost!"
Chen Guangdou was surprised when he said this. He clicked a moment and looked back, "Where did you see her? What does she look like?"
Chen Fan pointed his hand, "I saw it there! I sat on the ice with my bare butt! She was fiddling with her head there just now! Looking at her back, she thought it was a soft and fragrant big sister, who would have thought..."
"Hiss." Chen Guangdou took a breath of air conditioning and turned around and glanced at the ice hole. After a brief silence, the old man was very angry, "Bad! Do you dare to harm my grandson!"
After saying that, the old man put down Chen Fan and ran towards the ice hole. Before he could get closer, the rippling water waves immediately exploded with water splashes. Under the water, many things that were unseen were so scared that they slapped the ice surface and ran away!
"If you don't want toast, you will be punished!" Chen Guangdou was really angry. He turned around and picked up the oil lamp and threw it hard at the ice surface under him. "Next time I'll meet you, I'll let you be wiped out and you will never be alive!"
Chen Fan rarely saw his grandfather's big anger, so he was so scared that he quickly got up. The old man panted and hurriedly walked over and hugged Chen Fan, "Don't cry, don't cry! It's grandfather's bad, he's careless! It seems that he should teach these evildoers a lesson!"
"Grandpa..." Chen Fan grinned, "Is there really a ghost in our reservoir?"
"It's not a ghost, it's a corpse." Chen Guangdou sighed and picked up the broken oil lamp. He held Chen Fan in one hand and held the guy in the other. "The corpse is transformed from resentment. Half of the corpse is half a ghost. You are still young, don't mess with it for no reason."
"But shouldn't the corpse be a man? The one I saw was a woman!" Chen Fan said, remembering the woman sitting on the ice to fiddle with her head. "And she has a pretty figure, a thin waist, and a very upturned butt. She looks the same as Sandezi's aunt behind her! I like it!"
When Chen Guangdou heard this, he was so angry.
Sandezi's aunt is a little girl in the village. She is nineteen years old. Although she is not big, she has a straight breast and buttocks, fair skin and beautiful appearance. Since the girl came to see a doctor last time, Chen Fan was thinking about it every day as if she was possessed. She followed her all day long and tried every means to take advantage of others!
He touched his chest and legs to cheat his breasts, and even took a bath with him in a wooden bucket! He just took a bath and had to give someone soap! That girl was too! He couldn't help but instigate that such a big girl could be fooled by a little kid? Oh! When she thought of Sandezi's mother's mother caught this little pervert and complained to him, Chen Guangdou became angry.
"Grandpa." Seeing that Chen Guangdou had not spoken, Chen Fan timidly pulled him, "Did you know about my fight with Wang Erdan? Are you angry?"
Chen Guangdou was stunned, his face turned into a pissy look, "You are fighting with Wang Erdan again?"
Chapter completed!