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Chapter 1898 Matchmaker

After saying that, Chen Fan looked at the expressions of the two.

"Hey, what do you two mean by these expressions? What's wrong? I'm not happy!"

"Brother, I'm a little older!"

"You're going to be young? There's another one."

Chen Fan handed over another one.

Sun Xiaoyao was already mentally prepared. When he stretched his neck, he was still scared and jumped back, "Oh!"

"What's the thing that scares you like this?" Qingqing looked at Sun Xiaoyao covering her eyes and came over. After taking a look, she almost threw out the photo.

"Big, big brother..."

When the two of them saw the photo, one vomited directly, and the other was frightened and urinated, "Brother, you kill us..."

"Isn't this good?"

Chen Fan looked at the photos again, "I am only over fifty years old, right?"

"Brother, this, this is a groundhog that has become a sperm! This big tooth! This big tooth is too big!"

Chen Fan looked at the photos. The guys rushed over and saw two big front teeth baring out. The big tooth was almost as big as mahjong. His eyes were very small, with long and slender slits. He turned his nostrils, swelled his ears, and his face was covered with freckles. He might be really not young anymore. He was a little bald, and his hair on his head was about to fall off. There weren't a few. What's even more fatal is that this person had a rotten mouth, his big lips were so thick that he had a rotten corner! The edge of his mouth was so rotten that he couldn't describe it. The corner of his mouth was pouting, which was really disgusting.

If you are an uncle, it would be fine, the key is a woman.

"Brother... show mercy..."

The man knelt down with Chen Fan cryingly, and everyone who came knelt down and kowtowed.

Chen Fan pulled a hair from one of his head, "Don't do this, it's okay, I'm just a sorcerer, I'm very good at matching with a yin couple. As long as you are obedient, I will let you go. If you don't obey, do you see this?"

Chen Fan took out two small paper men and said, "Tonight, I will let you and them enter the bridal chamber. There is an old man in the family, as if there is a treasure."

"Brother..."

The two of them grinned and were about to cry.

"Of course, if you are honest and obedient, I can think about it again."

"Brother, don't think about it. You said, what did you ask us to do! If you want to be those few sluts, I'll go back and sit down them!"

"No, no, I won't do anything about killing and setting fire."

Chen Fan said, touching his chin, "I heard that they are going to have a live broadcast tonight. Is it true that they are going to fuck Yang Mi?"

"ah!"

"Is it really live broadcast?"

"real!"

Chen Fan nodded, "You guys wait a moment."

Chen Fan stood up and whispered a few words to a guy. When the guy heard this, he was shocked, "What's the matter?"

"Tsk, you can do whatever you ask you to do, go quickly!"

After Chen Fan finished speaking, he waved his hand.

"Hey!"

The guy was really obedient, and ran away.

After a while, the guy came over, carrying a chain in his hand and leading an old sow, grinning at Chen Fan, "Boss, I brought it to you. This old sow raised by my third uncle's house has been a little thin recently..."

"It's okay, this is pretty good."

Chen Fan nodded, quite satisfied, took out a spell from his arms and handed it to him, "Put it in."

"ah?"

“Put in.”

Sun Xiaoyao's face changed drastically, and he felt something faintly.

He heard her sister tell this story!

"Brother, this pig is not easy to mess with. It's so anxious that it's really biting."

Sun Xiaoyao grinned.

"Are you afraid it will bite you?"

Chen Fan grinned and walked to the pig, "Look at it!"

After saying that, the guy stretched out his hand and pointed at the pig's eyes, "Be obedient and cooperate honestly, otherwise I'll kill you to eat meat today."

"roar."

The pig even screamed and looked at Chen Fan with a very distrustful little look.

Chen Fan activated the spell and pressed the other hand on the old sow's forehead. Not to mention that when Chen Fan pressed it, the pig immediately became honest. After about thirty seconds, white air appeared in Chen Fan's palm. As the white air evaporated, he suddenly shook his hand, "Bang!"

The pig actually fell straight to the ground. Then, Chen Fan suddenly turned his hand and led the old sow that fell to the ground in such a bag. After a few swishes, the old sow immediately started spinning on the ground, like a top, as fast as amazingly fast!

Maybe it was because it was too fast, so I couldn't see clearly what the pig looked like. I saw Chen Fan watching with his hands behind his back, slowly waiting for the old sow to slow down. When I looked at it again, the old sow was gone, and replaced by a white-bodied bare-butt woman!

"Wow--"

Seeing this, everyone was shocked immediately. Someone shouted, "This, isn't Miss Yang?"

"Boss..."

Sun Xiaoyao was shocked and grinned and looked at Chen Fan with the look of looking at the monster, "You..."

Sun Xiaoyao has been with Chen Fan for so long, and he has known that Chen Fan knows magic skills for a long time. Moreover, there are legends in the world that Chen Fan is a man who is "a skill that can help the gods". However, Chen Fan usually uses some skills like paper and straw men. When he occasionally jumps, he is mostly like a guy with high martial arts skills in martial arts novels. At this time, he looks at it and it is completely different from another dimension!

Turns into a live pig!

Turn an old sow into a bare-ass star!

This is so evil!

"It's just a trick, it's no big deal."

Chen Fan grinned his teeth and patted his hand, "Put it in."

“Hey.”

Sun Xiaoyao had nothing to say now, so he stuffed the talisman into it.

"What are you looking at?"

Seeing the two people staring at the woman on the ground, Chen Fan snorted coldly.

"Ah, nothing, nothing!"

Chen Fan turned around and took out a few close-fitting clothes from the car, asked Qingqing and the others to help put them on, and then said to the two people, "After a while, you will take her back. What should you do? Miss Yang asked you to catch them, so let them broadcast live. It's okay, ah."

The two of them looked at each other and grinned, "Big...Brother...Is this possible..."

"Cook their wives over!"

"Wait a minute, wait a minute! We'll do whatever we ask us to do!"

"Isn't that all."

Chen Fan looked at the two guys quietly, carrying the book on his back, bowed slightly, "Don't you know if you keep your mouth tighter? If you do your own death, what's the consequences...you think about it."

"Hey, hey!"

The two of them nodded quickly.

Chen Fan took out a small box from his pocket, "This is medicine, the face treatment. You two will be fine soon."

The two looked at each other, "Really?"

"nonsense."
Chapter completed!
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