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Chapter 1540 The mysterious weirdo

"Freak man? Why is it strange?" Chen Fan felt confused when he saw everyone laughing.

"There is someone, he, he, he is different from others, just one egg."

Chen Fanchu was stunned, and then said "ah", his nose was about to become crooked, "That's it!"

"I said it was a surgery to cut it. Isn't there a famous bald man who broke one while climbing a pole before? Only one is left, and an egg can survive without any effect."

"Yes, I said that's right. I heard that Bruce Lee only has one egg, and it doesn't affect anything."

"Are you really good to say this in front of a little girl?"

Chen Fan scolded everyone, but he didn't expect that the little network manager was holding his bowl and covering his mouth and laughing, "It's okay, it's okay, it's not a big deal."

"That's it! It's all the time, what's so shameful about this."

Chen Fan was speechless and said nothing.

"Boss, do you think someone is born with a single egg? I don't think that person is doing it after surgery!"

“Not necessarily.”

Chen Fan hesitated for a moment and coughed dryly, "It may be acquired or congenital."

"Is congenital a physiological defect?" the little girl said something more.

"I used to have a boyfriend, and he only had one." The little girl compared a "one" with her hands.

After a word came out, several big men had an instant orgasm, "Oh my god, Huihui is also an old driver!"

"Stop making trouble, be serious!"

The girl looked at Chen Fan with a gaze, wanting to know the result.

People in the Internet cafes have an almost pathological admiration for Chen Fan. On the one hand, it is because Chen Fan is the boss, and on the other hand, Chen Fan is indeed well-informed. This is not only because he has a strong memory, but also related to his good habit of reading books. Chen Fan likes to run to the library if he has something to do, and he is the member. Basically, when he is idle and has nothing to do, this guy is either making a fuss with his sister or lazily reading various books that most people can't understand.

For example, things like "Shan Hai Jing" that seem extremely weird to others, and boring reading materials like "Twenty-Four Histories" are like treasures in Chen Fan's eyes.

"From the physiognomy, the anus of the single egg square is a natural vision, similar to the one with double pupils in the eyes."

"Hey! I know! I heard it last time I heard it. Someone said that the eyes have double pupils, which is just that there are two pupils in one eye. That's it! Xiang Yu, the king of Western Chu, and that Li Yuanba, both have double pupils. It is said that such people are born with divine power and are awesome. They are basically invincible after they are born!"

"Xiang Yu is indeed full of double pupils. What the hell is Li Yuanba?"

"Isn't Li Yuanba Li Shimin's younger brother? He has been locked with iron chains since he was a child, and later threw a hammer into the sky and smashed himself to death..."

"Get out of here, there is no such person as Li Yuanba in history!"

"No?"

"No."

"Are you sure?"

"Sure."

"oh."

Xiao Liu'er, who came to repair the machine, suddenly became deserted and dared not speak out.

"Boss, please explain it. What did Fang Gang mean just now?"

"The belly egg square anus." Chen Fan compared it with his hands, "Don't you understand what the belly egg means? Egg is an egg, egg is an egg, and a single egg means an egg."

"Just the one I said."

"right."

"Where is the anus?"

Sun Xiaoyao burst out laughing, "Fang's asshole!?"

Chen Fan was speechless, "Don't you say that you can't be that vulgar?"

Qingqing was laughing, "Don't tell me, do you mean that?"

Chen Fan nodded. "Yes."

"Wow--"

A group of stinky men had an orgasm again, chattering, no less calm than a group of women.

"Is there any allusion here?"

Sun Xiaoyao made a curious statement.

Not only her, but everyone looked at Chen Fan with curious eyes.

Chen Fan made some garlic sauce in the bowl and said quietly, "Actually nothing, it's a saying from the ancients. The roughly means that people with single egg square anus have some special military talents, but such people are often very ambitious and do not know how to advance or retreat. Even if they are famous for a while, they will not be able to end up with any good results."

"Is there really such a person in history?"

Huihui blinked her big eyes and looked at Chen Fan with admiration.

"I know two, one in the past and one in modern times."

"Who are they?"

Sun Xiaoyao asked questions of common concern to everyone.

"That was Han Xin in the past."

"Han Xin? Is the Han Xin who chased Han Xin under the moon?"

"right."

Chen Fan put a little vinegar into the bowl again, "When Liu Bang became the emperor, someone asked Liu Bang why he was the king. Liu Bang told everyone that even a million troops would win the battle and take the attack. I was not as good as Han Xin. I was not as good as Xiao He. I was not as good as Xiao He. I was not as good as Zhang Liang when I planned and won a thousand miles away. These three were all outstanding people, and I could use them, so I won the world. The general meaning was that Xiao He, Han Xin, and Zhang Liang, these three people each had their own skills, and they were all talents. These three people could use them for me, so I became a great cause and became the emperor."

"But the outcome of these three people doesn't seem to be very good." Huihui went to college after all, and was a little better than these stinky men.

"Yes, the results are not good. Xiao He was the prime minister at first, but later he was framed and killed. Zhang Liang knew the reason for the entire bird's bow and hid, so he retired and went to practice immortality. Han Xin was framed and rebelled. Later, he was forced to rebel and really rebelled. In the end, he never got rid of others and was killed."

"So, success is Xiao He and failure is Xiao He." Huihui said, laughing silently, "Is Han Xin really that kind of person?"

"He is a typical example of such strange phenomena in history. Do you think Han Xin has great military talent? Back then, Liu Bang asked Han Xin, saying, "How many troops can I command with my skills?" Han Xin said, "About 100,000." Liu Bang said, "How many troops can you command?" Han Xin said, "The more, the better."

"This is how Han Xin used his troops, and he got the best."

"right."

"But he is also a very ambitious person. Ambition itself is not a disadvantage. The disadvantage is that he cannot tell the difference in his eyebrows and is not aware of the current situation."

"How to say it?"

"Just give an example."

Chen Fan said to everyone while having a meal, "When the Chu-Han battle, Xiang Yu was still in a clear advantageous stage. At this time, Liu Bang sent Han Xin to fight in Qi and recruited troops. After Han Xin basically gained a foothold in Qi, Liu Bang asked Han Xin to recruit a large army and return to the army to help Liu Bang fight Xiang Yu together.

Han Xin believed the advice of his advisers and sent an envoy to Liu Bang to convey a message, saying that Qi now needs a new king to stabilize the hearts of the people, so he asked Liu Bang to pretend to be a king of Qi first to facilitate his governance of Qi, so that he can have the strength to return to the rescue."

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