Chapter 1225 Old Smoker
This sentence really surprised Chen Fan, "Oh?"
"Mr. Huang and that boy Chen Guangdou are both together." Old Pizi laughed and looked very proud.
"Do you know my master and my grandfather?"
"Of course, I not only know them, but also many people you don't know." Lao Pizi became more and more proud. "You may be curious about who I am, but I can't tell you my name. However, I have lived in this mountain valley for many years."
"You are a great immortal." Chen Fan smiled bitterly and complimented.
"I have some knowledge, but among my kind, I have never seen a great immortal like you who has a profound Taoist practice."
"Hmph, humph!" Old Pizi laughed again, unable to help but feel proud, "Actually, it's a very amazing person. I was originally a little monster that Mr. Zuo Ci conquered, and at that time, it was almost the same as them."
"Is it Mr. Zuo Ci from the Three Immortals at the end of the Han Dynasty?"
"good."
"I heard that Mr. Zuo Ci is also a ghost wizard."
"good."
"Then are you practicing ghost skills?"
"No, no, no."
Lao Pizi shook his head and said, "Old man, I'm a miscellaneous family."
Chen Fan was confused and Lao Pizi smiled again, "Do you know why I have been entrenched here and not leaving over the years?"
“Why?”
"Because this Tuibei can give me a benefit."
Lao Pizi turned around and pointed, "I was taken over by Zuo Ci's great immortal back then. I followed him. Every day I saw him burning incense and sitting silently to practice martial arts. Although I couldn't learn the essence, I also gained some small magical powers. When the immortal went there, I couldn't bear to harm my life. I told me not to harm the world and ask me to find a master to practice the pure yang Dharma. Unfortunately, I was a coincidence. I saw that I had been searching for hundreds of years and met some famous figures, but found that most of them were deceivers and thieves. When I was in a panic, I met two masters who knew how to tell fortunes, so I became friends with them."
Chen Fan turned to look at it, "Is it Yuan Tiangang and Li Chunfeng?"
"It's Yuan and Li's second duke."
"What are the magical powers of both of them?"
"generally."
"Then why do you like them?"
"Don't you guys often say that you have specialized in your skills and gain enlightenment sooner or later. There are many ways to achieve the world and everything in the world! Their fighting skills are 100,000 miles apart from Zuo Ci, but their ability to do the calculations is first-class in ancient and modern times. Moreover, with the two great sages, they have gained more knowledge and benefited a lot. It is estimated that this is a great pleasure in their lives."
Chen Fan thought to himself, you're nonsense. Look at this old man not only walking, sitting and lying down, he even learned the bragging spirit!
I guess, this is just that the two masters have a pet, just like the big eagle raised by Dugu Bubai in "The Legend of Condor Heroes". Now that he meets someone who is not qualified enough, he comes out to brag and pretend to be a big shot!
But Chen Fan didn't say it. As the saying goes, if the water is clear, there will be no fish. It is rare for a person to be confused in his life.
He smiled, smiling politely.
"Do you think I'm bragging?"
Lao Pizi was really very smart. When he saw Chen Fan's expression, he burst into laughter, "You think so, that's right!"
"You are really bragging!"
The old girl grinned her teeth, "Hehehehehe..."
"I have really met Zuo Ci's great immortal. After his guidance, I stole his cigarette pouch when I was not very good at it!" Lao Pizi was a real person. Now he started to tell the truth again. "The second Duke Yuan and Li have been here for many years. They are foreigners. I am a landlord. If you have any trouble, you can make friends with relatives, and you can also make a big steamed bun and small nest. Over time, you will become familiar!"
"Isn't you a pet?" Chen Fan thought to himself.
"You have benefited a lot from here just now, what do you say?" Chen Fan brought back the topic.
"Yuan Li Er Gong is a strange man. Among the younger generations, there are many people who want to pay homage to him." Lao Pizi spread his hands, "The people who come here are all those with supernatural powers. If they don't give them some serious benefits, I won't let them pay homage to him."
"So, I have to come up with some benefits, too?" Chen Fan understood and couldn't help laughing.
"It depends on whether you can be a human being." The old man grinned his teeth, and the charity was tight.
Chen Fan touched his pocket and thought to himself that there was a bank card in his wallet, but they couldn't get it. There were banknotes, so how did they spend it? After touching it, I felt the two pieces of milk candy, which was distributed to Xiao Liuzi and the others before. Because it was not easy to give to anyone, I simply put it in my pocket and didn't take it out again. But the two pieces of milk candy were too thin after all. When I touched it again, there was half a box of Zhonghua cigarettes and a very exquisite lighter. Chen Fan thought about this thing...
When I took a peek, I found that the old man had his hands on his back, widening his slender eyes, staring at the cigarette box in Chen Fan’s hand!
Chen Fan didn't know that this old girl was an old cigarette gun. He swayed tentatively, but he didn't expect that the old girl bared her teeth and nodded sharply.
Chen Fan handed him the cigarette case and the lighter together. Lao Pi took it, pulled out one, and walked with a twist while shaking his short legs, while clamping the cigarette case under his armpit and fiddling with the lighter.
It looks quite difficult and it is not easy to use, so Chen Fan simply ordered it.
I saw the old girl pinch the cigarette with her paws and took two puffs, then two streams of white smoke came out of her nose, squinted her eyes and wrinkled her nose, and her teeth were exposed!
He pinched cigarettes with two fingers, and pinched his thumb and index finger on his right hand. It looked very similar to the attitude of a big brother in the Northeast.
The expression was even more entangled. It wasn't like smoking, but it was like taking drugs. I shook my head for a long time, as if I was about to say "Oh, I'm masturbating"!
"How is it?" Chen Fan wanted to laugh when he saw it, and squatted down and asked.
"It's so exciting!" After saying that, Lao Pizi took another sip, then turned his head with his neck tilted again. This time he said, "Oh my damn! It's so exciting!"
A group of little skinny men lined up behind him, and at this time, they were all stunned and thought to themselves, "My goodness, what are the ancestors doing?" Why are they so uncomfortable when they smoked in their noses? They can't stop whispering!
"Let's go!" Lao Pizi held a cigarette in his mouth and kept wavering at Chen Fan, browsing, looking so comfortable.
Chen Fan shook his shoulders and walked left and right with his hands behind his back, like a tumbler, "It feels good, you can suck slowly, you can do it! If this matter can be done this time, if I have nothing to do, I will send you two boxes!"
When Lao Pizi heard this, he became even more excited. He looked back at Chen Fan, his eyes shining brightly. He saw that his big yellow teeth grinned and smiled at Chen Fan, "Oh, that's a good relationship!" WeChat search official account: wmdy66, you are lonely, the young lady warms you with movies
Chapter completed!