The first thousand one hundred and ninety-eight chapters puzzling purpose
The old lady smiled, and she smiled insidiously.
“See what you said.”
Zhongli smiled pursed his lips and gave her a blank look, "You don't need to remind me, I know what to do! You don't need to put the words of Buddha to threaten me. Who doesn't know your old methods? If you want me, you'd better ask them to go back! I, Zhongli, can't just play with you."
Zhong Li gathered up his big waves, "It's not impossible to ask me to follow the Buddha, but if we ask someone to change his master, we always have to come to a few conditions, right? If there is no benefit, who would be willing to bear this infamy for the Lord and seeking honor? If others don't tell me, how can I live if our old man knows about this?"
"Little slutty, I knew you were a smart person!" The old lady looked quite happy, grinned and laughed, "Hahahahaha, tell me! What do you want! Just tell me the conditions!"
"I don't have too many requirements, I need two things!" Zhongli changed his fingers to a "two". "I heard that Buddha has a pill in his hand that can avoid death and prolong life. Taking one pill can lead to a hundred years of living. I always have to give me a few pills."
The old lady raised a finger and compared a "one" and "one!"
"Yes." Zhongli reluctantly agreed, turned around again, stepped on his high heels, twisting his big butt, "A pill is not enough, I want the same benefit!"
"What do you want?"
"I want the map of Fengwu Jiutian."
The old lady suddenly took a breath of air conditioning and looked up and down, "This..."
"Don't say you don't have one, as far as I know, this thing is in your hands! I have been practicing this secret method since I was a child, but unfortunately I only have six of the ten maps in my family! I have already studied it and the remaining four rolls of parchment should be in the hands of the Sorrower! If you can give it to me, everything can be discussed! If you can't bear to leave, then..."
Zhongli continued to laugh and shrugged, "You are all so insincere, I think it's meaningless no matter how much you say!"
"Little slutty..." The old lady thought for a long time and smiled coldly, "I can't make the decision! I have to go back to see the Buddha and discuss with him."
"Don't discuss it, take me with you!" Zhongli's eyes showed a kind of ambiguity that was incomprehensible. "I have heard that Buddha is a real and powerful character, but he is mysterious and never shows his true face! Since everyone wants to cooperate, then, to show sincerity, I should always ask me to meet again, right?"
The old lady pondered without saying a word.
"What? None of these requirements are possible?" Zhongli curled his lips.
The old lady was silent again, and after a while, she shook her head and sighed, "Little Slutty, I don't know what you think? If you want to make a decision on Master Buddha, then forget it! Your sexy spirit is really attractive, but if you want to be attracted by Master Buddha, it's really meaningless! Master Buddha is a person who sees through life and death, and he won't take your little trick seriously."
"What's wrong?" Zhongli made a puzzled statement. "Does he look down on me, or can't do it himself?"
The old lady was defeated and immediately showed a very helpless expression. After thinking about it, she smiled, "What do you say? I don't know what's going on! But you can think about it, you think you are quite sexy, but you have never seen Xiao Lin'er! Xiao Lin'er is much more sexy than you! That's not fake, it's really sexy! Although everyone knows that Xiao Lin'er is a slut who travels thousands of people, as long as she gives her a charming look, the gods will be moved when they see her! The ten-faced appearances of the sorcerer, the man inside was almost played with by her. If you say that he is unmoved, the Buddha will never take this trick! No matter how hard Xiao Lin'er is, the Buddha will not eat this trick. In the end, even the **some like Xiao Lin'er are disgraceful, let alone you."
"Why is that? Do you think she is dirty?"
"I thought so at first, but then I thought, it wasn't! Among the ten appearances of the Sorrow, there were some beautiful beauties! They were not inferior to Xiao Lin'er in terms of appearance! But from the beginning to the end, I didn't see any meaning of Buddha knowing anyone! From this we can see that Buddha may really be the one who has no mind to those women."
"That's not possible." Zhongli smiled and muttered in a low voice.
"Don't talk nonsense!" The old lady was so scared that she waved her hand quickly and signaled Zhongli not to talk nonsense.
Zhongli shook his hair and looked distracted, "Forget it, don't talk about any messy reasons, I'm not a three-year-old child! The men in this world are the same! There are indeed people who are not greedy for money, but I have never seen them who are not lustful! There are only two kinds of those who are fake and don't dare to do it! Either they are timid and dare not, or they can't come!"
"Oh, my little aunt!" The old lady was frightened and patted her thighs. She quickly signaled her not to say anything more, "Disaster comes from the mouth, disease comes from the mouth! If you know what you said, it would be a huge disaster!"
"Hmph." Zhongli sat on the sofa, raised his black stockings and crossed his legs, not caring at all, "Okay, okay, I won't say it! But you have to consider my feelings too! I'll give you this condition and you'll go back and talk to Master Buddha, I'll wait for your letter!"
"Then those three things we want?"
"Of course I will give you things, but not all. The ghost seal is in my hands now, and only I know where it is. The ghost head iron ring is in Chen Fan's hand, and the ghost sword Gu Luan is also in the kid's hand. These two things are still not available, but if the negotiation is well, it is not a problem! With my help, it is difficult for Chen Fan to submit!"
"Yes." The old lady nodded, looking quite satisfied.
"But..." Zhongli changed his legs left and right, and changed to a more comfortable position. She leaned forward slightly, "But there is one thing I really don't understand! Although the Ghost Sword Gu Luan is a good thing, it is just a punishment killing weapon. It is understandable that Buddha can take a look at this level, but it would be a bit ridiculous to say that he was looking forward to something day and night! Duan Di's idea of making the Three Treasures for no reason, I don't know why!"
"Actually, there is no question of waiting for it day and night. It's just that the Buddha is a little interested in that thing, and he really wants to see it." The old lady said reservedly.
"Ha..." Zhongli laughed directly, "You are really, if you want me to say, don't talk to me here if you keep it in a silence! I, Zhongli, are not extremely smart, but I am not a fool. In fact, you will know this matter when you think about it! If you don't say anything else, what's the matter with the old corpse Wei Ji? He pretended to be Mr. Huang and was undercover in the Ghost Gate for so many years. What's the purpose of? I have never figured out this matter, but when you mention the Three Treasures, I understand it now! He squatted for so long and didn't he just want to investigate the whereabouts of the Three Treasures of the Ghost Gate! He also said that he was not itchy! He has done so much trouble, oh, just want to see it? I don't think it's that simple..." Search the official account on WeChat: wmdy66, you are lonely, the young lady warms you with movies.
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