The first thousand and sixty-eight chapters are all gods
"Damn, there are also yangko dancers? Who is this?" A young man next to him was holding a cup of milk tea in his hand. When he saw this situation, he was stunned. He grinned and looked up and down, looking very happy.
"Damn, you don't know this! You haven't seen Yangge before. This must be the Eight Immortals. When you see this, you must be the Chunyang Zhenren Lu Dongbin!" There was a very tall guy behind him, who was about the same age as the young man. The two of them were obviously together. The latter looked around with milk tea in his hand, and said while looking, "But Lu Dongbin is not interesting. Zhu Bajie is more fun. It's just lively in our hometown, donkeys, horses, everything, especially those who pretend to be two people, rolling around on the ground and falling, that's interesting!"
After the other party said that, he searched around, "This is boring, what can only be Lu Dongbin do?"
"Hey, isn't Director Wang? Are you here too?" Director Wang was embarrassed and suddenly took a photo of someone. When he turned his head, he saw a big boss in a well-dressed man wearing gold glasses and holding a leather bag. When he saw that Director Wang was really the one who laughed, "Oh, it's really you! I saw that the performer just now talked to you, do you know him?"
"No, no, don't get me wrong. This person has nothing to do with me, we are not familiar with each other." Director Wang's sweat came out, and it was a headache to wave his hands frequently.
"Dear fellow villagers, dear elders!" As he spoke, Taoist Huanglong's little apprentice came up, holding a loudspeaker worth 16 yuan in his hand, and climbed up and shouted, "Letis and the station heads! Ladies and gentlemen..."
"Oh my god, I can't stand it anymore." Director Wang tilted his head, his nose and eyes twisted. He waved his hand and greeted the person and hurriedly hid.
This is really the kind of master, and the kind of apprentice he has. What are these two people doing? This is so good at pretending!
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"Oh, I'm grass, you don't know. I'll try it as you teach me. The two guys immediately got off the stone tablet. The two people actually felt like a mirror in their hearts. They understood everything. They slipped from above and ran away directly. I didn't know what to do to stumble, but now I know! Don't say that they are running fast! What kind of disease, disaster, pure nonsense! Just like that, they say that they have something wrong? Let's talk about it!"
Taoist Huanglong raised his hand and shook off his chopsticks, "But brother, I have to thank you. This time I missed my face. So many people are staring at me and taking photos. They all admire me. I must be mine when I read the headlines of tomorrow's newspapers!"
Taoist Huanglong was so happy that he couldn't stop smiling. Chen Fan and the others sat on the side and followed him to catch hot pot. They were in a good mood. After all, the matter was resolved, no one was killed. The effect of the change came out. Yu Chen Fan said that it was enough to get to this point.
"I have to treat you to me for anything you say in this meal. Brother, don't be polite. You don't need to save me money if you are expensive!" Taoist Huanglong patted his chest, with great strength, and he was slapped.
"Really?" Xiaoman was happy when he heard this. After looking at Chen Fan for confirmation, he turned around and said to the waiter, "Waiter, come and cook braised pork ribs!"
Luo Feier was also eager to try, "I want elbow braised with sauce!"
"Give me a large plate of crayfish!"
"A few more plates of mutton rolls are going to be fat!"
"Give me another shredded potato shredded potatoes!"
"Do you guys have sea cucumbers and abalone?"
A few little girls shouted one after another, saying that they were so busy that the waiter was broken. Luo Feier also disappeared and jumped up from the chair, "Take me to see what else you have here!"
After saying that, the little girl pulled her sister Xiaoman to the hall to order food.
There were less than ten people in a small restaurant that was not very high-end. They ate more than 10,000 yuan in a meal. When they came back, they brought back a lot of them. Xiaoman and Luo Feier were the same. The belly was round and bulging. Even the young lady and the little peacock ate a lot, especially the little peacock. Four lobsters with more than two pounds were eaten by themselves, which made Taoist Huanglong cry.
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"You said what you did? People said they wanted to treat us to dinner, saying that they were not short of money, but you had to take it easy. They would squander like you to treat them to dinner, and they would let you go bankrupt." Chen Fan was carrying a large package of leftovers, which was full of leftovers from large bags. It was not counted. Most of the food was not eaten here. There was no way. There was too much order, and I couldn't eat it anymore.
"Oh, it's not that you spend money, why are you so stingy? Besides, it's not that we forced him to say that, he said it himself! I always feel that if a person is too pretentious, he will always be enlightened. As you said, I'm going to teach him a lesson. This will be good for him in the future!"
Luo Feier was a ghostly spirit, and she didn't know anything else. She was very good at learning Chen Fan's words. Her frown and smile were very vivid. Her expression when she talked to Chen Fan was like a carved out of the same mold, which made the young lady laugh.
"Yes, yes, it's not much! Isn't it just over 10,000 yuan? What's the big deal?" The little peacock also curled his lips, as if he was complaining about Chen Fan, "What do you think of me like that? I just ate four lobsters!"
Chen Fan continued to look at her.
"There are six abalones left." The little peacock looked to the side with his hands behind his back, sticking out his tongue.
"Do you think it's easy to make money?" Chen Fan thought, and felt helpless. Thinking of himself back then, he couldn't help but sigh, "You haven't lived a poor life, so I don't know the difficulties of the poor. Do you know? When I was a child, many people in the village could not make a meal today a year. At that time, it was good to have white rice, and many people couldn't even eat this! During that year, when they encountered any good things, the family just killed a rooster and ate it. During the Chinese New Year, there was no amount left after the relationship between people. But even a big bone could make me happy for a few days and dreaming. Think about it, who would dare to think that there would be such a good life today."
After Chen Fan finished speaking, he suddenly became sad, "It would be great if grandparents were still alive. If they could see me today, they would be very happy."
Chapter completed!