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Chapter 306: Conferred God List

At this point, there was another person in Chen Xu's family.

Fortunately, the house is big enough and can still live in it.

Moreover, it is approaching the turn of spring and summer. The weather is warmer every day, and there are plenty of wild vegetables in the mountains and fields and vegetables planted in the vegetable garden. The food problem can still be solved. However, Chen Jiang and Xing'er are too tired to cook. Chen Xu invited Niu Dashi's mother to come and help cook, and had three meals a day with Niu Xiaochun for free.

Because Xing'er kept saying that she wanted to raise chicks and ducks, Chen Xu simply asked Wang Wu and others to go to Qinghe Town to buy dozens of chicks, ducks, gooses and a few kittens. The villagers would take them back to raise them if they were willing to raise them. They also bought a few calfs and foals in the county of Chi County and threw them to Uncle Ma as collective property. He asked him to arrange people to rush to the river beach for stocking every day, which made the whole village very happy. On the river beach, there were a group of men, women, young and old rushing to feed cows and horses all day long. Uncle Ma also organized the whole village to build a cowshed and a stable. Every night when the cattle and horses returned to the circle, Uncle Ma would personally use a brush to wash each cow and horses next to each other, which was better than himself.

Xing'er and Xiao Yuji take two puppies to drive a few ducks and gooses to the river for stocking. Every day, there are a large group of children about the same age as them on the river beach, laughing and cheering all day long. Shi Xuan, who is idle, especially likes Xing'er and Yuji. He limps to the river beach with a pan flute all day, sitting on the river beach playing pan flutes to teach music theory to the children, and his life looks extremely fulfilling.

As for Chen Xu, he was even busier.

During the day, you either go down the river to catch fish and shrimps, or search for all kinds of fresh and tender wild vegetables to make all kinds of delicious food.

Elm seeds, mother-in-law diced, purslane, schizonepeta, shepherd's purse, and bracken make various foods in a variety of ways every day, buns, dumplings, and pancakes, steamed, fried, fried, and roasted. Now there is tea tree fruit oil, and he has to make all kinds of foods that he can remember, so Yu Wuya is like a boy who collects medicine every day, carrying a meteorite sword, carrying a vine basket and a knife and hoe, following behind his butt.

"My bet!" Chen Xu, who was digging wild garlic with his butt sticking out on the hillside suddenly felt a cold wind passing by above his head. He heard a trembling sound. When he looked up, he saw an iron sword nailed to a 1-meter-high tree branch. A big snake three meters long rolled down and fell down. His body as thick as an arm was still struggling and rolling in the air. The colorful color looked extremely terrifying. Blood slammed Chen Xu's head and face with the snake's tail.

"Haha, there is delicious dinner to eat!" Yu Wuya was overjoyed, put down the vine basket and jumped up to pull the sword down, and the snake fell down with a thud.

"My benefactor continues to dig garlic, I'll deal with the snake!"

While speaking, Yu Wuya was very skillful in nailing the big snake to the trunk with a sword, pulling out a knife from his waist to peel the snake's skin from his head, and then tearing it down hard. There was only a slap sound, and the snake's skin fell off, and a snow-white snake flesh was exposed. Then he opened his intestines and dug out the internal organs. He also skillfully took off the snake gall and wrapped it with a leaf.

Yu Wuya originally did not eat snake meat, because snakes were always called long insects in ancient times, and were side by side with scorpion and centipedes. Many people couldn't avoid it when they saw it. Although the flesh was tender but had no fat, it was not very popular. The python that Chen Xu got last year was carried to Qinghe Town and was not sold for a day. Finally, he met Jiangbeiting and bought it for 800 yuan.

But a few days ago, Chen Xu went to the tea garden to pick some new tea leaves to prepare a famous Longjing shrimp in later generations. As a result, he encountered a three-meter-long black snake in the tea garden. The snake escaped into a cave. Chen Xu excitedly directed Wang Wu and Wang San to go home and dig it with a hoe for nearly an hour. Finally, he dug out the snake, and then cruelly beat it to death and then took it home excitedly.

Xinger, who was peeling river shrimps and shrimps at home, was eager to wait for her brother to get back new tea to make the legendary delicious Longjing shrimps, almost cried.

Chen Xu had to repeatedly ensure that the snake meat was better than the shrimp, and the little girl burst into tears to help make a fire.

A black-tie snake with three meters long was peeled off for more than ten kilograms of meat. However, after the snow-white and delicate meat was stewed, a large pot was placed on the dining table. Although it smelled fragrant, the whole family did not dare to move their chopsticks.

Chen Jiang went to the kitchen to eat cold dishes in a creepy way.

Shui Qingrou hesitated for a long time and took Xiao Yuji away.

Even the four killing talents, including King Wu and King Qi, were hesitating while holding their chopsticks.

Shi Xuan was very nervous and tried it a few times but gave up.

Yu Wuya was also very confused, but when he saw Chen Xu and Xing'er's brothers and sisters, he laughed loudly. In the end, he couldn't help but eat a piece with his eyes closed, and then... he didn't have it. His eyes were wide open and he was like flying chopsticks. In the end, Wang Wusi and Shi Xuan were really tempted by the fragrance. They all tasted it like a test poison and turned into a falcon demon and began to swallow snake meat in big mouthfuls.

As a result, a large pot of snake meat was eaten in less than twenty minutes under the wind and the wind of several people, and even a drop of the soup was left.

Snake meat was also given a collective five-star praise by a group of people, surpassing dog meat to become the best delicacy. None of them, snake meat is the most delicious. This is Xing'er's statement, and it has been recognized and agreed by everyone.

So since eating this snake meat, Wang Sanwang Wu and four fully armed with bows and arrows, have been searching for big snakes in the mountains and fields in the past few days. However, although there are many snakes in the mountains, it is difficult to catch them casually. Therefore, after working for a few days, they have found two or three or five-foot-long small snakes, which is not enough for a group of people to get between their teeth, and Chen Xu is too lazy to do anything.

However, the snake that Yu Wuya just killed was about the same size as the black-skinned snake, and it was probably possible to have a good meal. Chen Xu was also very glad that he was carrying Yu Wuya with him, otherwise he might have died today if he was attacked by this snake hiding in a big tree.

The two of them returned home with big snakes and wild vegetables. After a while, Wang Sanwang Wu and others also returned from the mountain sweating profusely. Not only did they hunt a rabbit, but they also got a wounded monkey back.

The monkey was two feet long and was dying. It was covered with brown hair, with several wounds on its body, and one leg was bleeding and seemed to be broken.

"Where did it?" A large group of people gathered around and looked at Xiqi, and Chen Xu asked curiously.

"There is a large peach tree on the hillside in the west. It is probably because the monkeys were defeated by fighting to be the leader!" Wang San said, pointing to the hillside in the west.

This guess is probably reliable. There are so many monkeys in Funiu Mountain. Now it is spring. It is normal for monkey groups to fight for mating rights. In broad daylight, you can often see monkey groups fighting on the mountain, with squeaking shouts one after another. Sometimes you can see two groups of monkeys fighting in the air. Most of the mountain is very lively, and monkeys jumping around on the tops of trees are everywhere.

And the people are most annoying to these monkeys.

Therefore, several villagers who came to see the fun after hearing the news suggested that they peel the skin and put it into the pot as soon as possible.

Chen Xu was a little confused about how to eat monkeys...

"My benefactor, hurry up, I haven't eaten the monkey yet, I'll make it braised or stir-fried?" Yu Wuya couldn't wait to pull out the meteorite sword.

"No braised or stir-fry. First, a hole is opened on the monkey's head to expose the brain marrow, then pour the boiling hot oil on it, and dig it out with a spoon. I heard that the monkey was not dead yet when eating, and it still made a squeaking sound..." Chen Xu thought for a long time, and finally thought of a famous dish.

"Ah~ I don't want to eat monkey brains!" Xing'er turned around and ran away in fear.

Shui Qingrou covered her mouth and looked at Chen Xu with a pale face.

Yu Wuya was licking his mouth, but his face was dull in an instant.

Wang Wu and others took a few steps back together, and their faces became very strange.

"Brother Xu, the monkey looks so pitiful. Can we not eat it?" Xiao Yuji said, pulling Chen Xu's arm.

"Yes, benefactor, this beast is so pitiful, so let's not eat it!" Yu Wuya choked and inserted the sword back.

"I'll skin the rabbit and make braised rabbits tonight!"

"I'll go to the cottage!"

"I'll wash my hands!"

"Xiao Xu did it slowly, and we went home for dinner too!" Several villagers who had just proposed also ran away.

In a blink of an eye, the surroundings were empty, leaving only Chen Xu and Yu Ji, as well as the monkey lying on the ground dying.

Chen Xu couldn't help but twitched a few times. I just said why I didn't say I had to eat. Why did I run so fast?

Darwin said that people evolved from monkeys.

Obviously, Chen Xu disagrees with this theory very much, but he has to admit that monkeys and orangutans on Earth are the most similar species to humans. Therefore, looking at this ancient relative who was frustrated in the workplace, Chen Xu definitely carried forward the humanitarian spirit.

I found a hemostatic powder to stop the bleeding of the monkey. The broken legs were connected randomly based on their feelings. I applied the medicine powder and wrapped it with bandages. I also fixed it with bamboo slices outside. Then I poured some medicine powder on the monkey and threw it directly onto a pile of millet grass under the pergola.

As for whether to die or live, it depends on its fortune.

Under the influence of Chen Xu's terrifying way of eating monkey brains, the dinner was very strange, with fragrant snake meat, fragrant braised rabbits, and various refreshing and delicious fresh wild vegetables. But everyone in the room was very entangled, just like they felt that these meats and vegetables would suddenly make monkey-like squeaks, so everyone consciously or unconsciously stayed away from Chen Xu.

After dinner, Wang Wuwang Qi and four men set up tables in the living room as usual to play mahjong. Yu Wuya and Shi Xuan also set up tables to start playing chess. Xing'er and Yu Ji teased the puppy and kitten with Xiaochun in the yard, while Chen Xu and Shui Qingrou hid in the bedroom.

Water gently sat in front of the table, filled with models of various aircraft, cannons, cars and ships. The sunset shone in from the window, shining on her beautiful cheeks.

She was placed in front of her, holding a brush in her hand. While listening to Chen Xu's story, she used her brushes like flying, and one by one, the elegant and neat little seal script fell on the paper.

"At the second update late at night, Su Hu was sitting in the hall reading military books. At the same time, he was secretly thinking about the fact that there was a monster at the post station just now. Although he felt that the matter was strange, he still felt that he had to guard against it. So he stood up with an iron whip and prepared to go out for patrol. Suddenly, a gust of wind outside the window, and a cold air penetrated into his skin. The lights in the room were turned off and brightened again. Then he heard the guards outside shouting that the fairy was coming. When he rushed out of the room, he saw a monster rushing into Daji's room in the dark. Su Hu then rushed into his daughter's room, opened the curtain, and saw his daughter Wuyu. He then asked a few questions before leaving. But he didn't know that his daughter's soul had actually been swallowed by the fox monster. At this time, Daji was no longer her daughter, but just a fairy that occupied his daughter's body..."

Chen Xu walked around the room with his chin pinched his chin, and while recalling, he began to tell some stories about the Investiture of the Gods that he still remembered.

Chinese people, men, women, young and old, must know more or less about the list of gods, but if they want to tell who can write it down in full, Chen Xu will definitely spit his face.

In some time travel novels, Chen Xu could write the Journey to the West in a complete and verbally write the list of the Gods, and could recite all the Tang poems, Song lyrics, and even all the top scholars and eight-legged essays in the Ming and Qing dynasties. Chen Xu could not find any pale language to describe it except for his admiration.

In recent days, he has been racking his brains to recall the stories in the Confucian List. He wanted to sleep during the day, but when he felt that he was almost done, he asked Shui Qingrou to write them down. As for the plan to tell people in the room, there is not yet, because this story is to be used to fool Qin Shihuang, and it must be kept to the greatest mystery, otherwise the consequences of spreading it in advance would be difficult to predict.

As for this incredible story of the Gods, Shui Qingrou is even more interested in it. She has to revise it repeatedly after writing it every day, making this story more in line with the reading habits of the current Qin Dynasty.

And today, this story has only barely talked about the chapter where Su Daji was possessed by the vixen, mainly because Chen Xu remembers that the opening of the Gods List was a long poem, which was about the outline of the success of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors to King Wu's defeat of King Zhou. Unfortunately, Chen Xu didn't remember a single sentence, so he could only rewrite a long poem with Shui Qingrou based on historical records. This poem alone took three days.

"When King Zhou saw Su Daji as beautiful as a celestial immortal, he pardoned Su Hu for not guilty. Not only did he restore his post, but he also gave him a great reward. That night, King Zhou and Daji roared together. From then on, he was as close as a couple, having fun every day and night, and had not attended court for several months. The 800 princes kept reporting to the warehouse, and the world gradually became chaotic..."

Chen Xu stopped at this point, and Shui Qingrou also fell several times in a row and then put down the brush and rubbed his wrist gently.

"I'm tired of you!" Chen Xu said with a little guilty feeling, holding Shui Qingrou's hand.

"Is Rou hard? It's hard to watch Chen Lang rack his brains every day to recall this story in Jiuzhou Yizhi!" Shui Qingrou's cheeks were slightly red and reached out to touch Chen Xu's face, "In recent days, Chen Lang has lost a lot of weight!"

Chen Xu sighed and hugged Shui gently sat on his lap and said, "This story of the Gods is too long, and the plot inside is extremely complicated and tortuous. I am not a Taoist disciple, and many of the theories cannot be understood at all, so I can only tell the outline of the story. Many of the things in it need to be carefully supplemented so that the story looks more complete and fuller!"

"Don't worry, Chen Lang, I will make a good addition, and I also love this incredible story very much. It is Qingrou's happiest thing to be able to participate in it!" After Shui Qingrou finished speaking, he asked a little nervously, "Chen Lang, I wonder if what you said to the First Emperor in Wancheng last time will cause you trouble?"

Chen Xu shook his head and said, "It shouldn't be true. The so-called heart disease requires heart medicine. Forever is Ying Zheng's heart disease, and can only be cured from the bottom of his heart. The Book of Rites says: Fierce medicine to remove the disease, and severe punishments to cure chaos. Ying Zheng's heart disease is already a serious disease, and he must apply strong medicine. With my current status as a disciple of the immortal family, he cut off his thoughts in his heart with one knife, so that he can restore his normal mentality as soon as possible. Otherwise, the longer he delays, the more distorted his mentality will become. When he is about to die, it is estimated that the matter of seeking immortals and seeking medicine will become very unreasonable. At that time, he has no intention of governing the world. Just like King Zhou of Shang, the court will be in chaos, and the world will be in chaos!"

"It's still Chen Lang's thoughts!" Shui Qingrou looked at Chen Xu with big eyes.

"Don't praise me. Actually, I'm just a one-time deal. He listens to it, but he doesn't hear it. As long as he can accompany his mother, Xing'er, and you and Wuya every day, it's great to live like this for a lifetime. If it really doesn't work, our family will hide in the mountains for a lifetime. It's also a happy ending, and no one owe anyone!" Chen Xu smiled and said, holding Shui Qingrou stood up, "Let's go, I'll write so much today. Let's take a walk by the river. I'll teach you a new song!"

"Okay!" Shui Qingrou stood up in surprise and put all the written paper into a wooden box to lock it, and then the two of them went out hand in hand.

A little dog followed up with a sloppy look.

"Brother, Sister Shui wait for us!" Xing'er and Yu Ji also shouted and followed.
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