After Ren Xianqi, there is "The Veteran" by Teacher Zhao and Teacher Gong.

The show's humor is lackluster, and it's not at the same level as the Palace Yuye Liquor in its peak period. It's just a spoof of the popular Titanic.

The shot of Teacher Zhao standing on the front of the tractor with his arms spread out, and Teacher Gong standing behind him holding his waist, can be said to be the originator of such PS photos and short videos in later generations.

Then there was a song chorus and an acrobatic performance, and then the familiar voice sounded:

Audience friends, I miss you so much.

As one of the most popular Spring Festival Gala regulars, although the quality of Niu and Feng's works has declined a lot like Zhao Gong's in recent years, at the national level, they still firmly occupy the top spot in the cross talk category, and their influence is unquestionable.

This year Niu Feng performed a program called "Look at These Two Dads" and won the first prize in the cross talk category in the "My Favorite Spring Festival Gala" selection at the Lantern Festival Gala on the 15th day of the first lunar month.

"Look at These Two Dads" tells the story of two unreliable fathers and two naughty children. The script is weak and relies entirely on performance. The audience who has not been beaten by the Internet will also have low laugh points. Various factors are just right.

Yes, quite successful.

"Oh, Brother Niu, why are you here?"

"Oh, I'm so annoyed that they insist on inviting me to dinner."

The program moves forward quickly.

Niu: Who stabbed him out?

Feng: Who tipped you off? I can't tell you either. I've become a traitor. I won't say it was Gong Hanlin.

The camera shows Teacher Gong sitting in the audience.

Niu: Why is Gong Hanlin like this? Who is he? I’ll go find him!

Feng: Well, don’t look for him. He won’t recognize you even if you look for him. That kid has been like a traitor since he was a child. Why do you call him that?

The first point of laughter came. Given Lin Baiyao's level, it was really not funny.

However, the whole room was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

Even my grandpa, who was very old, was laughing so hard.

This is the charm of the Spring Festival Gala.

Then comes the second punchline, Newton.

The third funny point, Levinsky.

The fourth laugh point, the fifth laugh point...

Old artists are old artists. If you control the rhythm of language, you can control the stage. If you control the stage, you can control the audience.

It's a pity that the same sentence is said, the book is too weak, it can be amusing, but it is difficult to pass down to the world.

In a few years, the audience will remember Shoplifters Inc. and Idea Company, but who will still remember these two dads?

It's just that Lin Baiyao didn't expect how long the implants made with a small amount of money would be popular. At least now it has become famous across the country. When the sales department goes out to run business, it will have the aura of the Spring Festival Gala, and it will become very easy to distribute goods.

Niu: During the military training at school, you stuffed eight pickled pig's trotters into the child's schoolbag because you were worried that the child wouldn't have enough to eat. The child didn't dare to eat it during the day, so he gnawed it secretly in bed at night, waiting for the pig's trotters to be finished. The next night, he gnawed them in dreams.

My son was chewing his feet and muttering about why these pig's trotters are so salty today.

Feng: I was talking about why my son kept having toothaches some time ago... Hey, hello, your son. Your son is as greedy as you. His favorite food is the Golden Cudgel Stick Spicy Sticks. During the day, he will show off a large bag of them.

In the dream, I was biting my son’s finger and muttering about how sweet it was...

Niu: Stop it, stop it, what is dazzling?

Feng: Don’t you know?

He held up his fingers as spicy sticks, his head was spinning wildly, his mouth was slurping, and he was so greedy when eating.

You can always trust Teacher Feng's performance.

The serious comedy reveals the hilarious cuteness, which is both spiritual and vivid.

People in the room laughed, and Lin Zhengdao's laughter stopped abruptly.

"Jin... Jingu Bang Spicy Tiao?"

He was afraid that he heard wrongly, so he asked Shi Yue next to him, "Did he just say that his son likes to eat Jingu Bang spicy strips?"

Shi Yue also reacted and said in surprise: "Yes, it's our spicy strips. What, what's going on?"

Grandpa thought something bad had happened, so he said: "Don't panic, take the right approach, if you encounter difficulties, everyone will find a solution..."

Lin Baiyao was afraid of scaring the old man, so he hurriedly said: "It's a good thing, grandpa, my dad's food factory is on the Spring Festival Gala."

"Really?"

Grandpa happily picked up the wine glass and said: "It's so clear!"

The old Chinese medicine practitioner has been practicing health care for many years. He has saved this glass of wine for ten years, and he is really happy.

It's just that no one was drinking at this time, everyone was staring at the TV.

Lin Baiyao sensibly touched his grandpa with Coca-Cola, and the old and the young laughed at the same time.

The show continues.

Niu: You eat it, no, the things you show off really look like my son, exactly the same, this nose, these eyes

Feng: Go, you look just like your son!

Niu: Isn’t this nonsense? I don’t look like my son. Does it mean that my son looks like Gong Hanlin?

Feng: Hey, not necessarily. I remember Gong Hanlin also loves to show off spicy strips.

After that, there was another complete set of dazzling moves.

The camera shows Teacher Gong again.

Teacher Gong laughed so hard.

Niu: Showy gold hoop and spicy strips?

Feng: Yes, golden hoop spicy strips

As he was about to do that showy move again, he was stopped.

Niu: Okay, okay, if you show off again, you will become a monkey. You said this manufacturer is unlucky. Why don't you call it a golden hoop?

Advertising communication is actually very simple. It is to create a repetitive point, then use this point to bombard the audience wildly, and finally form a thinking inertia.

For example, the word dazzle.

Originally from the Northeast, it refers to gobbling up food, and the Spring Festival Gala is the birthplace of the popularity of the Northeastern dialect across the country. Niu and Feng said "dazzle" many times, and cooperated with Teacher Feng's magical actions. The degree of brainwashing was no better than the "fudge" that later sold abducted cars.

weak.

Lin Baiyao can imagine that starting tomorrow, "Xuan" will become the first popular Chinese character in the new year. When people mention "Xuan", they will think of Feng's actions, and then think of Golden Cudgel Bang Spicy Tiao.

This is the inertia of thinking.

This is an implant that Chinese people are rarely exposed to.

Sneaked into the night wind, moisten things silently.

To make you laugh, make you happy, and laugh out loud, the advertisement is pushed to thousands of households.

Niu and Feng brought back the topic and continued to talk about the naughty child.

A heated discussion also started in the room:

"Sister, brother-in-law, have you sold all the spicy strips to the capital?"

Shi Xi waited for work day and night at Ning'an Real Estate. He knew that Lin Xiaochu's business was good, but he didn't know much about it.

I always think that it is something for children to eat. No matter how much it is sold, it only earns a few cents. Compared with the investment and output of real estate, which can easily reach hundreds of thousands or millions, it is really a bit disdainful.

Unexpectedly, even Niu Feng, who is so famous, was included in the Spring Festival Gala program.

Compared with this, what is Ning'an Real Estate?

It's just a company in a corner of Dongjiang.

Lin Zhengdao shook his head and said: "I haven't sold the goods there yet..."

Shi Yue said: "I heard that artists will travel across the country to collect works. Maybe people have seen it in other places..."

Zheng Yanfang's eyes turned red with envy, and she said: "Sister, you and your brother-in-law are going to be prosperous! Now people all over the country know about Jingu Bang Spicy Tiao, and the sales are still not rising? Making money every day is not a dream...

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Shi Xi jumped up excitedly and said: "Yanfang is right! Sister, if you do something wrong, I will stop working in Ning'an Real Estate. Come over and work with you and your brother-in-law, purchasing, accounting and so on. You have to be the one who can rest assured."

no?"

Lin Baiyao drank Coca-Cola with a smile, but actually looked on with cold eyes to see how Shi Yue responded.

Shi Yue glared at him and said: "You just sell snacks, how can you make a fortune every day? You have to work hard, you can't expect to get rich overnight. You just stay in Ning'an Real Estate, don't you dare to move anywhere else?"

I told Gangzi to stop doing anything and go back to the county."

The elder sister is still a bit suppressed by her younger brother. Zheng Yanfang was severely warned by her father and she dare not act like a monster now.

Without Zheng Yanfang's encouragement, Shi Xi was not so courageous. He glanced at his parents pitifully and muttered: "You are treating me like an outsider. How can you get rich without taking care of your brothers?"
To be continued...