Chapter 1279 Chicken Thief Appears(1/2)
"What kind of chicken is Ma Chicken?"
Xiao Song'er muttered in a low voice, Haoran and Hu Yitian were even confused.
The old village chief said that he threw a female hen and a bald-tailed rooster. Li Feng understood this. The black spots of the chicken were found in Li Feng's home. It was roughly yellow and gray with some pockmarks. This was very common for hens, and the bald-tailed rooster. This feature was more obvious.
To put it bluntly, I lost two chickens with no characteristics. Now the problem is serious. There are no photos or portraits, so it is difficult to find them. The forest is so big and the earth is so round. How can I find them? Now there are vegetation and trees and bushes in summer.
For a moment, everyone was completely numb. Li Feng asked two questions, and the old village chief explained one by one. "Often chickens are in the woods by the entrance of the village, and the smuggling time may be yesterday evening." Because the old village chief also saw these two chickens at noon, especially the bald-tailed rooster.
The old village chief’s family raised more than ten chickens, including only two roosters, one with a long tail and the other with a bald tail. The bald tail crowed loudly and the bald tail was missing. The old village chief was late this morning.
Several families in the village knew that this bald tail was a slut. They usually roamed each other and went to stay with other hens for a night. Fortunately, each family in the village was very close to each other, and the old village chief could hear the sound of the bald tail crowing.
But today it was different. I didn’t hear the bald tail. The old village chief looked around and said that he had not seen this slutty rooster. Now the old village chief was a little worried. After searching around, he didn’t see it. This was the task of finding a chicken.
The ten tasks Gao Kai mentioned are not static. Now Gao Kai has at least ten to fifteen fixed characters and several temporary tasks. Finding a chicken is a temporary joining task, which is extremely difficult.
"what to do?"
Several people came out of the old village chief’s house and came to the entrance of the village to squat under the tree to discuss the solution. "Now, it is clear that the time for these two chickens to disappear is almost twenty-four hours. According to the usual situation, within twenty-four hours is the best time to search for missing animals."
I almost spit out my old blood, but I didn't say I didn't bring any lines, but now I'm talking about lines. Gao Kai, you are deliberately trying to make things difficult for me. Although I am a senior actor, I can tell that this is a condom of words as long as I'm not a fool.
"That's right."
Li Feng said. "We must find clues as soon as possible and destroy this theft gang in one fell swoop."
"No, Gao Kai, your line is too nonsense."
Li Feng stopped doing it, just kidding, this set of words is too stupid. "Don't do it."
"That's right, Gao Kai, is it necessary to find a chicken to solve a major international case?"
I don’t want to do it anymore. The following lines will rise to world peace. Besides, I am just stupid, not stupid.
"Really, director, this line is a bit of a problem."
"What is protecting people's property? It's just two chickens."
Hu Tian muttered, this is too exaggerated.
"The fighting cock among the director is the beacon of the whole village's population to work hard and get rich. What's this?" Haoran looked at Li Feng and Sha Yi, and immediately followed. Anyway, these two people were holding on, so what were they afraid of.
Xiao Song'er threw away the card in her hand. "What a strange thing."
All the lines written by the program team were thrown away, and Gao Kai was about to stand up and speak.
"Don't talk, I want to say the penalty for liquidated contract, right? Your sister-in-law said it, pay it." She kossed Gao Kai in one silly sentence. "Your sister-in-law said it, what kind of variety show is this? I will settle the score with Gao Kai after going back."
What else can Gao Kai say? He was speechless. Li Feng waved his hand. "I just realized that I just took such a little performance fee. Gao Kai, you have the nerve to say the penalty for liquidated contract."
Hu Yi and Haoran, Xiao Song'er even yelled that the performance fee was not enough for the round-trip air ticket.
Of course, it’s kidding that at least the air tickets, hotels, and meals are still enough, so Gao Kai was attacked.
"I'm back, I'm back, what are you looking for?"
As he said that, he just wanted to run away and fool him.
"Silly, my sister-in-law signed another contract with our program team before she went back and collected twenty performance fees."
Gao Kai said with a smile. "In order to get the performance fee, the liquidated damages were raised."
"How many?"
Sisiyi looked at Gao Kai with a terrifying look on his face.
"Not much, twenty times."
"Premature women, this is my life."
After saying that, he turned around and said to Li Feng. "For the old village chief and for the villagers to get up on time, I have decided to find this chicken."
"The stupid brother said it seriously."
"Sure enough, it's much more powerful than a performance fee of 20 times the liquidated damages and a performance fee of 20 times the liquidated damages and a performance fee of 10 times the liquidated damages and a performance fee of 1."
Li Feng rolled his eyes speechlessly. "Gao Kai remember to increase my performance fee, otherwise I can give up."
“We need to improve too.”
Hu Yitian, Haoran and Xiao Song'er shouted.
Gao Kai said ummy and said, "I just signed a penalty of twenty times, not one hundred times, at least twenty periods."
"Come on, let's analyze the case."
Li Feng squatted down, took the branches, and drew a few strokes on the ground. "The village is here, the woods are here, and there is a stream on one side. It is logical that chickens will not pass, so the side is connected to the hillside, and the village chief said that the bushes are quite dense."
After the terrain analysis, Sha Shi first analyzed the situation of the chickens. "According to the old village chief and the villagers, this bald-tailed rooster is a passionate species who is flirting with herbs. I guess this is a premeditated elopement case."
Li Feng, who was listening carefully to the analysis of the case, sat on the ground. "The power of twenty times the liquidated damages, you have memorized your lines so well."
He snorted stupidly and hid the small card quickly. Haoran and Hu Yitian curled their lips, and Xiao Song'er made a face.
"It's useless to say so much, why don't we go over and take a look."
"But it's so hot."
"Don't wait for a little cooler."
"No, there's not much time."
"We will find the reasons for the two missing as soon as possible. The old village chief said that as long as the reason for the two chickens are found before noon, we will give us five more corn on the basis of the two little chickens."
“The corn is so good.”
"What are you waiting for? Let's go."
For the sake of corn, Haoran and Hu Yitian, Xiao Song'er was so energetic. Li Feng didn't expect to have a stupid talk. Gao Kai really didn't know about this with such good conditions. He followed the cameraman and didn't tell Gao Kai as soon as possible.
"Beautiful job, number one."
Li Feng gestured his thumb and fucked Gao Kai with his thumb.
The little shrub is very close to the entrance of the village. When I came to the little shrub, I usually stocked the chickens here, but I didn't come here today. Each family in the village locked up their own chickens and left a quite complete missing scene for Li Feng and others.
“There are chicken feathers around.”
"Brother, this is a place to raise chickens. Isn't it normal for chicken feathers to remain?"
Li Feng was speechless. He should throw away a stupid lyrics book as soon as possible. It's too much of an IQ.
"I'll just talk."
"I'll go across the stream."
The stream was not wide, Li Feng helped to run a few steps and jumped out directly.
"Wow, it's so awesome."
It's not wide, but it's two or three meters, plus the roadbed, which is at least four meters long. Most people really don't jump over at will. Li Feng jumped over very easily. "Hey, there's really a chicken here."
Li Feng squatted down and watched for a while and was amused. "Hahaha, there are really people who elope."
"Look at it, what is this?"
"egg?"
Xiao Song'er cheered.
"Finding a chicken coop."
Maybe there is a stream, and no one comes here. There are five or six eggs in the chicken coop here. Li Feng puts them in front of his nose. It doesn’t smell bad, which means it’s quite fresh.
There were six eggs in total, and Li Feng directly put them all away. "Take the evidence back first, I will check it carefully later."
As he said that, he squeezed his eyes at Xiao Song'er, Xiao Song'er immediately understood it. Li Feng jumped back and handed the egg to Xiao Song'er. "Not over there."
"There are only the hillside and shrubs."
The silly line book has been thrown away. I just made some fun, but the following lines are really hard to say. It's too scary. The program team should change to another screenwriter. The lyrics written by this screenwriter are too naive and very innocent. Children in the kindergarten class will complain about it.
Sha Yi was afraid that he would say it, and he would spit out the rice tomorrow and the next two days. To be on the safe side, Sha Yi secretly threw it away and even pissed a bag of pee. Of course, when shooting, Sha Yi waved his hands to the camera, joking. This behavior was too harmful to the image.
"Brother Feng, the first silly brother, here."
Hu waved his hand one day and noticed it. Li Feng and Sha Yi rushed back immediately. Xiao Song'er secretly avoided Gao Kai's attention and secretly left with a cameraman.
"Chicken feather?"
"There are so many people on your side, and there are still blood."
"Bloody?"
At the corner of the bushes, tigers found clusters of chicken feathers and blood stains one day. Li Feng squatted down and looked at them, and his eyes changed.
Sha Yi and Haoran muttered. "Did the hen and the rooster fight because of their disagreement?"
"Taibo?"
The two looked at each other and shook their heads quickly. Sure enough, they received the influence of the line. How could they have such a magical idea?
"I can't rule out this possibility."
To be continued...