【229】 The scumbag
I opened my eyes in a daze, and my head hurt so much. When I saw the time, I wiped it. It was already twelve o'clock in the afternoon. When I saw that we were lying in the hall of Xu Dian and the others? I was lying on the sofa, but there was no one in the hall. I rubbed my head.
I got up and looked around. This is not my house! It is actually Xu Dian's house. There are wedding photos taken by Xu Dian and Huang Xiaoxiao on the TV. The two of them smiled sweetly. I walked to Xu Dian's door and knocked on the door.
If I had been able to push the door directly in before, but now they are all married, what if the couple is doing "morning exercise"?
After a while, the door opened. Xu Dian looked messy with his hair, his eyes were very hazy. He looked at me and said in a daze: "Huizi, it's so early!"
Although he said with a smirk, "My wife is inside, I won't invite you to sit in!"
"I understand, understand!" I also laughed, and was about to say goodbye? Suddenly something was wrong.
I saw a foot sticking out from Xu Dian's bed. My face changed. The socks were yellow and there was SpongeBob on them. Isn't this Brother Xiang's socks? I even recognize this kid. When I occasionally do housework at home, I wash clothes. Brother Xiang's socks, and the whole poisonous gas bomb was there.
I quickly turned my face to Xu Dian and whispered toward the direction of the foot. Xu Dian turned around and his face turned bloodless. He whispered to me: "Where are my wife and I doing morning exercises just now? If she knew that there was someone under the bed, I would be dead!"
"What should I do?" I also asked Xu Dian in a low voice, "I'm so paralyzed, Brother Xiang is doing a plane! Why did he get into the bed of the couple lying down. Seeing his foot swaying left and right, Brother Xiang is probably not awake yet?
"Calm down, be sure to calm down!" As soon as Xu Dian finished speaking, Huang Xiaoxiao in the room said loudly: "Honey, Huizi came in, why are you staying outside?"
"Where am I talking about Huizi? Women don't care about men's affairs!" Xu Dian replied with a tough heart, and Huang smiled and said, "Come on, let's see how I deal with you later. Huizi is not an outsider, so there is no need to save face for you!"
After saying that, Huang Xiaoxiao walked out wearing a pink pajama, looked at me with a smile, pointed to the room and said, "Can you sit in?"
If I had no worries to get into it in the past! But now, I really don’t want to go in, so I said, “It’s better to obey my destiny than respect!”
Then I quickly got into the room. I hadn't come in. Although I had come to Xu Dian's house to play, this was Huang Xiaoxiao's room before. There were three rooms in this room. Huang Xiaoxiao was a woman, so the room was the largest. Now they were going to get married, so they naturally moved to this room.
The room is decorated in pink, and the room is very large. In addition to the bed, there is also a small sofa. I ran to the sofa and sat down. Seeing that Brother Xiang's foot had stretched back, I felt relieved. Now I have to find a way to get this guy away with Xu Dian.
"Huizi, are you having coffee?" Huang Xiaoxiao saw me sitting down and asked me. Xu Dian also sat next to me. I originally wanted to say I didn't want it, but suddenly I saw Brother Xiang's head crawling out from under the bed, still snoring? Fortunately, the room in their bedroom was playing with TV? The sound was quite loud, and Huang Xiaoxiao also turned her back to Brother Xiang and didn't see it.
"Drink, you must drink it! It's useless not to drink it!" Xu Dian agreed to me, "Wife, go and pour the Tieguanyin I stole from home for Huizi to drink, that coffee will refresh you!"
"Tieguanyin is a tea, a fool!" Huang Xiaoxiao scolded, turned around and walked out of the bedroom, went out to make tea for us. I looked at Xu Dian beside me, my forehead was full of sweat, and my words were incoherent.
Don’t feel that we are making a big fuss. You can imagine that after you and your wife had sex, you finally found that your buddy was staying under your bed. What would you do? Well, except for the cuckold.
Anyway, Huang Xiaoxiao's temperament will kill Xu Dian, and I finally came up with a summary of Xu Dian from his face, birth date, horoscope, five elements, eight trigrams, and many others.
"Brother, find a way quickly. My wife will really kill me. If she finds out that I have to kneel on my keyboard for an hour at the most!" Xu Dian said to me in a low voice, and I gave him a blank look and said, "What are you?"
"Why didn't it?" Xu Dian said and was about to go to La Xiang. He seemed to think about Brother Xiang pulling him out. I hurriedly stopped him and asked, "What are you doing when you get him out!"
"Take him out!"
I asked, "Your wife is right outside the door, why do you take it out!"
Xu Dian said, "It's really not possible to jump out of the window!"
"Brother, this is the 19th floor!"
This is not Jackie Chan's movie, who is really flying around on those high-rise buildings!
"The tea is ready, authentic Tieguanyin!"
Huang Xiaoxiao walked in with two cups of tea. Xu Dian and I quickly pushed Brother Xiang back. Huang Xiaoxiao saw the actions of Xu Dian and asked, "What are you doing?"
"Nothing, nothing, since I want to visit, I have to visit thoroughly. There is no dust under your bed, it's too clean!" I wiped my cold sweat and said.
"Is that right?" Huang Xiaoxiao looked at me strangely and said, "I never do housework! Could it be that Lao Xu would do housework so consciously!"
Suddenly Xu Dian stood up and said to Huang Xiaoxiao with a serious look on his face: "Wife, in front of your friends and even Huizi, I can pretend to be a wife and give you face, but as a dignified man, I can't do housework!"
I whispered from the side: "You are pretending so thoroughly!"
Of course, Xu Dian didn't hear me. Huang Xiaoxiao sat next to Xu Dian. I was about to speak when a song came from under the bed: "The vast world is my love. The flowers are blooming at the foot of the endless green mountains. What rhythm is the most swaying, and what kind of singing is the happiest, the curved river water comes from the sky and flows to the sea of colorful flowers..."
"Who is singing!" Huang Xiaoxiao looked at the bed and shouted. Xu Dian looked at me anxiously. I quickly put my phone in my hand and said, "Oh, my phone just fell into your bed. This is my ringtone. How about it, it sounds nice!"
I secretly scolded Brother Xiang in my heart, that's true, just sleep well when you sleep! She's singing, I'll go.
I pretended to pick up my phone from under the bed, but Brother Xiang cooperated very well and stopped singing soon.
Huang Xiaoxiao said, "Huizi, don't listen to these songs, it's so ugly!"
Chapter completed!