Chapter 52 666(1/2)
On Friday afternoon, Guo Dalu finished two classes and was about to take Lin Jie and Lan Kangkang to visit his store. Before leaving the classroom, he was stopped by several classmates. He asked about the matter of the grocery store one by one, which is one of the hottest topics of discussion at present.
Guo Dalu answered everyone's questions with a smile, and then quickly with Lin Jie and Lan Kangkang before the new round of questioning began.
"When the news of your store just came out, there were many people in the class slandering behind their backs and sarcastic. Now seeing that your store is popular, they are surrounded by so enthusiastically." Lin Jie said disdainfully.
"Huo? Lin Jie, don't praise me, where is it?" According to Guo Dalu's plan, in the near future, Jieyou grocery store will become popular in the entire China and become a landmark building in Chuzhou University Town.
"Now our school forum is discussing your store, the BBSs of several other schools are also discussing it hotly..." Lin Jie looked at Guo Dalu and said, "At first I was thinking about how you would do promotion. I didn't expect that I would just use two wooden birds and a group of bamboo dragonflies to get the reputation out. I really admire it."
Because Lan Kangkang kept silent, he heard Lin Jie talk nonstop along the way. After reaching the grocery store, Lin Jie was shocked. Lan Kangkang blurted out: "This idea is so unique!"
After a while, Lin Jie asked: "Guo Dalu, what are your hands?"
"My dad is a carpenter, and this carpenter won't hurt me." Guo Dalu sat on a bench and admired the reactions of his two roommates to appreciate his shop.
"Awesome!" Lin Jie sincerely praised.
Guo Dalu raised his hand and said, "You can see whatever you want, I won't call you two."
"Well, you're busy with yours."
Guo Dalu walked to the medicine cabinet, took out the marker pen and card, and continued to classify the medicine cabinet grid: Platycodon, Polygonatum, Anaestheticum, Cistanche, Atractylodes macrocephala, Atractylodes macrocephala, Atractylodes macrocephala, Cistanche...
First, buy the medicinal materials that can be bought on the market now. As for the lost medicinal materials, he will either prepare them himself or take the time to go to Xiatianshan, Changbai, Kunlun, Xijiang Desert and other places to pick them in person.
Guo Dalu had just finished writing more than 20 cards and was about to sort it out, three customers came in from outside, one with a flat head and glasses with a height, one with a tall and thin man but a little hunched back, and the other with a long hair with a bit of literary atmosphere.
After the three of them entered the store, they looked around and the flat-headed boy walked straight to Guo Dalu and said, "Boss, we want to buy a wooden dog."
Guo Dalu closed the lid of the marker pen and looked up and asked, "Yes, what are your reasons?"
"Reason? There is no reason, I just want to buy a wooden dog." The flat-headed boy replied incomprehensible, thinking to himself: "I can't tell you that I bought it to be sliced and done for experiments."
"Oh, it seems that you don't understand the rules in my store." Guo Dalu glanced at the three of them and continued: "If you want to buy things from my store, you must give a suitable reason, otherwise I will not sell it no matter how much you give it."
Three boys: "..." What kind of weird rules are this? Did you enter a fake store?
The flat-headed boy said, "We just like the wooden dogs in your store. I think they are both cute, beautiful, exquisite and interesting. Is this a reason?"
"You guys go." Guo Dalu issued a direct order to expel guests and then continued to write medicinal materials cards.
The three boys were confused on the spot. They grew up so old that they were treated like this coldly indifferently in the store for the first time. Didn’t they say that the good customers are God? Why didn’t they feel like God at all, but were targeted and disliked?
The literary boy asked at this time: "Boss, what kind of reason do you need to buy it?"
"I tell you, you can make up for it yourself." Guo Dalutou replied without raising his head.
Literary boy: "..." Damn, is it so simple that you can see through?
The three customers were left aside by the boss, and the scene was very awkward.
The three of them stood in front of each other for a while, and turned around and left silently.
"Damn it! This boss is so unique, it's a record!" After leaving the store, the flat-headed boy couldn't help but complain.
"What should I do now? I don't know what reason to give..." said the tall and thin person.
The literary boy said, "Wait, I'll go to the forum to ask."
The literary male voice said, taking out his mobile phone and entering the campus forum to post a question: [The newly opened grocery store for corruption pits needs to give reasons first before placing an order. What is the reason? Waiting online, it's very exciting!]
As a hot word on the forum, someone replied that the first and second floors of the first and second floors were shocked by this abnormal rule.
The third floor gave the correct answer: I know that the reason is that there is no fixed answer, probably "the reason you have to buy", which is closely related to you, and has always troubled you and makes you feel troubled. After all, someone's store is called Jieyou Grocery Store! I hope this answer can help the poster.
"Reasons to buy?" The literary boy talked to himself, and then said to his two roommates: "I saw someone replying to me that he would not take orders easily unless we had a reason to buy."
“What reason to buy it?”
"I don't know either, but no matter what, the three of us can't go back and buy it because he already knows us."
"It doesn't matter. We made up the reason and let the second brother come and buy it."
"Yes, but how do you make up the reason?"
“…”
The three of them went from corruption pit to the dormitory, but none of them were particularly reliable. The literary boy finally suggested: "Why ask the second child."
As a contestant with a girlfriend, the second child has left the dormitory circle in a prevalent manner, but after all, he has been sleeping together for a year and his roommates are still there, so he should not refuse such a busy life.
Sure enough, after answering the call from the flat-headed boy, the second child immediately promised: "This matter is for me, I guarantee that you can handle it properly."
Two hours later, the second son called and said in a somewhat awkward tone: "He agreed to sell it, but the price..."
"Isn't it five hundred?"
"That's the price of 10% off the first single..."
"One-fold?!" As a science student, the flat-headed boy is not good at making up stories, but he is still very sensitive to numbers. "Didn't that say it costs 5,000 yuan?"
"Yes, a total of five thousand, no more than a cent, no less."
"I just laughed, why didn't he rob the bank?"
"Yes, I checked it online and there are only one or two thousand better robot dogs."
"He asked for a huge price like this, we can go to the Consumer Association to complain about him."
"There is no way to complain without market prices as a reference. And the source of that thing is also a mystery. No one can tell how much it is."
In fact, the second brother discussed this issue with his girlfriend, and the two finally concluded that the wooden dog might be worth so much money.
"Then why did you reply to him?"
“I said I should consider it.”
"What else can I consider? 5,000 yuan is enough for a year's tuition, and we can't afford it."
"Then I'll refuse him."
"Why do you ask the bamboo dragonfly again?"
"But my story is a dog..."
“…”
"I'll ask."
"Yeah, okay."
The phone hangs up.
Ten minutes later, the second brother called again: "Zhulongfly also agreed to sell it, and it costs 666 yuan."
“666?”
"Yes, you don't want a penny more, but you don't need a penny less."
"6... It's so fucking 6! I'll ask the third and fourth brother..."
The flat-headed boy turned around and asked his two roommates: "Bamboo Dragonfly, 666, do you want it?"
The tall and thin man looked at each other with the literary boy, and also had a look of eating a fly on his face. Then he nodded strongly and said with hatred: "Then let's give each person 222, for the sake of science!"
The flat-headed boy said "yes" and said to the dick on the other end of the phone: "Take it down."
"Okay, I'll buy it and send it back immediately."
After a long wait, the speed of the earth's rotation seemed to be slowing down.
Three top students majoring in physics at Chuda University experienced the feeling of ants on a hot pan for the first time.
"I've been waiting for a long time."
Forty minutes later, the second child finally came back.
"Where is the thing?" The flat-headed boy rushed over first.
The second child took out a wooden box from his schoolbag and said, "My wife and I have tried it. This bamboo dragonfly can indeed fly. The most amazing thing is that if you put it in your palm for a minute, it will understand you! To be honest, I want to buy one for my wife to play."
As he said that, he opened the wooden box and a small and exquisitely made green bamboo dragonfly appeared in front of everyone.
"Can you really understand human words?" asked the literary boy, reached out to pick up the dragonfly, and said, "Let me do an experiment first."
Others acquiesced.
The literary boy held the bamboo dragonfly in his palm and was quite excited. The flat-headed boy and the tall and thin guy were also curious.
A minute later, the second brother said, "Fourth brother, you can give orders to it."
The literary boy nodded, paused, and said, "Take off!"
Then the bamboo dragonflies really flew up!
"I'll go!"
Except for the second child, the other three were all dumbfounded.
"The fourth brother took it back." said the boy from the platform.
The literary boy said: "Back to my palm."
The bamboo dragonfly fell back to the palm of the literary boy's hand.
To be continued...