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Chapter 203 Dalu, why do we always want to flatter you uncontrollably?

“22 orders are all here.”

Guo Dalu reached out and patted the notebook on the table, and said to Yu Lingling sitting opposite him with a smile, "This is also the first wave of customers in the new business, and it can be considered a good start."

Yu Lingling looked through the notebook seriously, suddenly frowned and pointed to a record in the notebook, "Why do you follow this order? I can endure walking upright, but I can do it. What the hell is singing and dancing? I can't even sing and dancing myself, and I'm often ridiculed by my classmates for being incomplete tone..."

Speaking of this, Yu Lingling looked at Guo Dalu questioningly.

Guo Dalu smiled and said, "Everyone can do this by training cats and dogs to walk upright. It's nothing special. It's only when they train them to sing, dance, and break big stones on their chests that make us look different."

"There are also big stones on the chest?!" Yu Lingling looked back quickly, but fortunately she did not find a similar demand. "I just said that no one would be so perverted, otherwise I would give him a big stone on the chest first."

"Don't think too complicated about this. The strange needs of guests are also out of a spoof mentality. They don't really want a cat who can only participate in a singing competition." Guo Dalu explained, "Singing is nothing more than making them have a rhythmic point and a fluctuation on the tone; dancing is nothing more than adding a few extra movements when walking upright, such as rotation, jumping, twisting the butt, if you can step on a few eight beats of dance types, it is definitely a representative work."

Yu Lingling: "..." I always feel something is wrong, but I can't tell you the specific one.

"Our Grocery Store has always dared to be the first, but not for others. As a new business of private customization, it is naturally not behind. I believe that Lingling can do it. Do you believe in yourself?" Guo Dalu couldn't help but put on the shameless boss's face.

"I believe in myself." Yu Lingling responded like a conditioned reflex, then said "ah" and pointed at Guo Dalu: "You..."

"Come on." Guo Dalu nodded encouragement at her, and then turned the topic to Professor Yu. "What did Professor Yu react when he saw the black bean you turned into?"

Yu Lingling changed her mind for a while and replied, "I have improved a lot, but I haven't fully recovered."

Guo Dalu thought for a while and nodded, "Then it's like this first."

...

At noon, a customer came to the store, a calm and relaxed bald middle-aged man. After the man walked into the store, he looked around and nodded slightly.

“Welcome to Jieyou Grocery Store!”

Yu Lingling stood up to welcome her. Now she has the "anti-grassroots talisman" and can contact grassroots openly in a human form, and is quite excited.

The bald man glanced at Yu Lingling and was stunned. His eyes were straight, as if he had been hit by a hammer in his chest. He blurted out: "So beautiful!"

Yu Lingling's appearance is extremely beautiful, and with her unique temperament of a female cultivator, ordinary people really feel "beautiful and thrilling" when they see her.

"What can I do to help you?" Guo Dalu looked at the guest's distraught look and quickly turned his attention.

"Ah?" The bald male guest looked at Guo Dalu, feeling confused: "What's wrong with me just now? Why do you feel so physically and mentally happy? It seems that my heartbeat has missed a few beats!"

Under the influence of the "anti-grassroots talisman", middle-aged guests have ignored the existence of Yu Lingling, but the feeling of being so amazing that they want to kneel down is still there.

"Do you want to play the top or stay in a hotel?" Guo Dalu asked.

The middle-aged guest came back to his senses and said embarrassedly: "Sorry, I just had a short circuit in my mind... I came here today to customize a cat."

Guo Dalu took the notebook and pen, "Tell me what you want."

"There is no other requirement, just one thing. I hope my cat has a great aesthetic vision and a high degree of sensitivity in distinguishing between beautiful women and ugly women." The bald man said with a smile.

Guo Dalu's pen paused on his laptop, "That means you want to customize a lustful cat?"

"Yes, that's what it means."

Guo Dalu: "..." So what do modern people treat cats as if they are raising cats? What do cats need aesthetic vision? What do cats with great aesthetic vision do? Isn't the first thing they want to do to run away from home and be with you, a rough man all day long?

"This is a bit difficult," Guo Dalu Road.

"I know," the bald man expressed his understanding, "I'm just here to try my luck. In fact, since Liu Sanbian ran away from home, I haven't raised a cat in two years."

"Liu Sanbian?"

"Just the cat I raised before, it is very lustful and has a very high-sighted attitude. Basically, the girls who can make it roll and act cute and try their best to get up are all beautiful girls. However, those girls with average appearances can glance at them at most and maintain a cool image. As for those who don't even look at them, they may only be brothers."

"So interesting." Yu Lingling said another sentence at this time. The bald man turned his head and looked over, his eyes suddenly straightened, and his chest seemed to be hit by a hammer.

"What a nice view!"

Guo Dalu shook his head speechlessly and asked, "What do you think will Liu San change his face when he sees her?"

The bald man stared at Yu Lingling, unable to move his eyes at all, and murmured: "It will pull down all his beard and give it to her as a gift."

Guo Dalu and Yu Lingling looked at each other and couldn't help laughing. Then Guo Dalu slapped his hands and said, "I've recorded your order. Please leave a contact information and contact you if you have any news."

The bald man came back to his senses again, looked confused, and nodded, "Okay, trouble."

When leaving the grocery store, the bald man felt deeply reluctant and inexplicably lost. However, when he thought that the manager of this store was a big boy, he was puzzled and panicked and quickly eliminated the distracting thoughts in his heart.

...

In the afternoon, Lin Jie, Wang An and Lan Kangkang came to the store to find Guo Dalu for dinner. Guo Dalu called Yu Lingling together. The moment the three of them saw Yu Lingling, they felt dizzy and fascinated. It seemed that all the flowers suddenly bloomed in front of them, and the room was full of light.

"Da Lu is this..." Lin Jie looked at Yu Lingling and asked Guo Dalu.

"Oh, a new clerk." Guo Dalu replied. In fact, it doesn't matter whether the introduction is introduced or not. Anyway, they will forget it all later.

"Da Lu..." Lin Jie shouted affectionately, "We are brothers, are we?"

Wang An retorted: "Lin Jie, don't recognize your relatives there, why don't I remember your younger brother?" Then he turned around and asked Guo Dalu: "Yes, my brother?"

Guo Dalu: "..." Let's change Yu Lingling's invisible talisman to turn around.

During the meal, Yu Lingling did not speak anymore, Lin Jie, Wang An and Lan Kangkang did not notice her anymore, but for some reason, the three of them couldn't help but want to praise Guo Dalu, flatter him, and praise all his previous glorious deeds.

Even Lan Kangkang, who is known for being introverted and honest, couldn't help but flatter him: "I don't know anything else, but Brother Lu started from scratch as soon as he entered university and made his business so prosperous. I, Lan Kangkang, was the first to accept it... I didn't necessarily support me if I poured the wine bottle, but I was convinced by Brother Lu's actions from the bottom of my heart."

After dinner, Yu Lingling came out of the restaurant and said goodbye to everyone because she was going to accompany Professor Yu.

The three of them were stunned for a while, then said goodbye. After Yu Lingling left, there was a new round of praise. They didn't know why they were like this. They always felt that there was something particularly important in their hearts asking Guo Dalu for help, but they hadn't remembered what was specific.

After sitting in the grocery store for a while, the four of them returned to the dormitory together. Halfway through, Lin Jie suddenly realized something and frowned and said, "Have you noticed that we have been flattering the road since we have been eating, and we have hardly stopped. What's going on?"

Guo Dalu spread his hands, "I'm a little uncomfortable, I can't even get in the mouth if I want to be humble."

Wang An and Lan Kangkang reflected for a moment and said, "I feel I can't control myself. It seems that there is something to ask him for help. I think he is very kind."

Guo Dalu laughed and was about to answer the conversation, but suddenly his heart moved and turned to look west...

Under a soil slope to the west, a blue cat blocked the way for a black cat.
Chapter completed!
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