Chapter 12 Pig teammates who need to clean up
After such a fuss, everyone felt that it was indeed a bit late.
Yu Meiqin and Sniker hurriedly dispersed, and Feng Jianxiong also returned to the dormitory alone.
As soon as he returned to the house, he was tugged and praised by his three roommates. He was obviously full, but he was forced to eat a duck neck and drink a glass of beer, but he almost choked.
The conditions at the new campus of Jinling Normal University are pretty good. It has four people and a dormitory, even a water heater, but there is no air conditioner. Among Feng Jianxiong's three roommates, Xu Ming's family still has a few dollars, but he is not motivated and is a slack house with a bit of kidney deficiency. The other two are poor students, Huang Dalei looks tall and strong, and Zhao Hai is a clever little man.
The group of people ate and drank symbolically, and then Huang Dalei ran errands to wrap the remaining duck neck racks and went to the dormitory manager downstairs to accompany him to carefully borrow the refrigerator.
Xu Ming also encouraged everyone to go to the Internet cafe to celebrate for a night, but was rejected by the exhausted Feng Jianxiong. Then the three bachelors surrounded him and asked who were having dinner with just now.
Feng Jianxiong knew that he would be misunderstood by the time he was misunderstood, so he was simply generous: "Just Snicker, and Yu Meiqin from Class 2, she also brought a friend to discuss the next debate."
"Yu Meiqin from Class 2? That's a flower." Xu Ming sighed in surprise, "I had known that I would have gone to exercise my eloquence, alas, it would be better to be able to squirt, and all the beauties were circling around."
Zhao Hai mocked intriguingly: "With your vulgar mentality, I want to go through three ways when I see a girl. I guess you can't practice eloquence well, but you can practice dirty jokes."
"What do you mean? Where am I being slutty? How am I being slutty! Besides, what's wrong with a perverted man? Forget it, it's fine if you don't keep the night off."
Seeing that Xu Ming was not prone to his opinion, he simply lay back on the bed, took out his laptop, put on a small table on the bed, and went to play with raw meat alone in the island country.
The other two people in the room didn't understand Japanese, so they didn't know what he was playing. Only Feng Jianxiong glanced at him and saw that although the game was purely Japanese, the title was English, which could be understood.
"School-Days? Isn't this the new "School-Days" released this year?" he shouted in surprise.
When Xu Ming saw that Feng Jianxiong could understand, he immediately felt like a confidant and explained proudly: "This is just released before the summer vacation. I am so awesome. The raw meat resources I got from climbing over the wall... Hey, it's not right! This should be translated into "Days on Campus", how could it be translated into... Translated into... Holding Grass! It's really vivid!"
After stuttering for more than ten seconds, he finally found that the four words "Day on Campus" mentioned by Feng Jianxiong were really vivid and absolutely magical.
In the history of translation, the only thing that can be compared with the four words "Japan is on campus" is probably the only way to translate COCACOLA into "Coca-Cola", or BENZ and KRUPP into "Mercedes-Benz" and "Krupp".
"School-Days" was released at the end of April 2005, and it is the H game on PC. It is only at the end of September, and the game has just been released for 5 months, and there is only raw meat on the market. So the name "Days on Campus" has not been translated yet.
"A fellow fellow disciple! I didn't expect that Brother Xiong is so hidden in his daily life. In fact, you are the great god! Brother Xiong, have you played this game a long time ago? Tell me quickly! I really can't see it. Let's go, go and go at night! I'll treat you!"
Xu Ming ignored the fact that his thighs were almost broken and he stopped playing games. He came out of the blanket and hurriedly put on his pants, and was about to go to the Internet cafe. When he got out of bed, he brought out a few sticky and air-dried tissues from the blanket.
Feng Jianxiong couldn't help but shake his head and persuaded: "What's crazy? If you have a computer, go to the Internet cafe! Let's have fun with your stand-alone game."
Xu Ming said while holding his wallet: "The dormitory needs to be powered off, and the battery lasts until more than two o'clock at most. Besides, there is no internet in the dormitory - I can't wait to go to the 3DM forum and announce that I have invented a god translator!"
"Wow? So shameless? Are you going to plagiarize Brother Xiong's divine translation?" Zhao Hai and Huang Dalei, who had just returned from the dormitory management, also started to make excuses. Although they had little vision, they didn't know what kind of divine translation there was just now.
Feng Jianxiong quickly stopped two other poor roommates from "sharing the same hatred" to help him stand up for his injustice:
"Okay! Let him go. If he wants to make a name for this kind of reputation, he will make a fortune. I don't want it. Xu Ming, I just want it. When you share it on the forum, don't say that I invented this translation, which is embarrassing!"
Who wants to gain the reputation of such a dirty and obscene "Yizi Master"? Just now, he just accidentally saw the game he was playing and said a few words casually.
"No problem...oh...I understand!" Xu Minggang agreed immediately, but immediately realized something and added a few small requests cunningly: "Of course it's okay not to publicize it, but Brother Xiong, you must tell me a few more godly translators or other jokes about this game so that I can show off at night..."
"You're cheating!" Feng Jianxiong felt a group of horses running by in his heart.
Just now, I was so mean!
He is a gentleman and has never played "Day on Campus" in later generations. It is because some butters are so famous that he knows a little. Unexpectedly, he will cause trouble by just talking casually and be regarded as a defiled god.
Without any help, he thought about it and told Xu Ming about some practical things, and then Xu Ming went to the Internet cafe with great pleasure.
...
After Xu Ming arrived at the Internet cafe, he asked for a machine hanging in the corner. He immediately opened the 3DM, the most famous H-GAME sharing forum in China, and then posted an Amway post, posted a few explosive CGs of "School-Days", and finally added a seed file.
Xu Ming never did anything that would damage his good deeds by leaving pictures but not seeds.
The title of the post was naturally written in a very pretentious manner, "Recommended a new masterpiece from the island country, "On Campus on Sunday"!"
The first sentence is to plagiarize the invention rights of God's translation.
Later, I wrote some teasing comments and added a few of the witty words that Feng Jianxiong had when he talked about this topic just now.
The post quickly became popular. Many people started to look at pictures and resources, and were quickly attracted by humorous, funny and provocative comments, and then were surprised by the god-like translation of "Days on Campus".
"The poster is a good man, you will unify the world for thousands of years!"
"Good guy, please take my knees."
After Xu Ming brushed the post for a while, he felt it was boring to keep reading, so he opened the movie to look.
After watching it for a while, as my body twitched, I felt that the movie was boring.
He went to the network administrator to buy a bottle of nutritional express line to replenish it, and opened "World of Warcraft" and took a walk around.
Unfortunately, it was almost midnight, and the guild could not form a team to set up a dungeon, and the wild team was too tricky. After watching the auction house for a while, after becoming a goblin, Xu Ming had to turn off the game and start fighting Chenghai 3C, as well as a Warcraft RPG map that just appeared this year, called DOTA.
After playing three games, Xu Ming felt that it was almost time to read his post again, so he quit the game and opened the 3DM forum again. As a result, he saw the icon of the message on the site jumping there, and several pieces seemed to have come in, and the number of top posts on his post soared to several thousand floors.
In addition to a bunch of popular comments, some friends who were familiar with him on the forum before could not help but question:
"The master of the post is talented! A great translator! But I heard you say last time that you almost failed the English exam. Did you translate it? The last few memes don't seem to be thought of by your mouth!"
"Maybe there is a great master behind it!"
"Not necessarily. Everyone has a sudden inspiration for such a flash of inspiration."
After reading the post, he felt both proud and proud. As for the insults, he certainly ignored them, and chose to curse them in person.
After scolding, he clicked on the website.
"Scared! It was actually sent by Sister Bird!" As soon as he saw the sender of the message on the site, Xu Ming almost felt his knees weak. Fortunately, he was sitting and did not fall to the ground.
As an island game enthusiast, Xu Ming is no longer familiar with the name of Bird Sister, who is no longer familiar with it - he is the 3DM forum, and even the founder of its predecessor, 3D-H-GAME! He is the leader of the domestic Chinese H game circle!
Moreover, Sister Bird is twenty-five or six years old and I heard that there is an F cup. Although she was arrested for spreading Chinese H-GAME half a year ago, she was also on TV by Oriental 110 program and put on the words "Suspect X Feifei". In the end, she had to change the 3DH forum to 3DM, but that did not affect the admiration of Sister Bird represented by Xu Ming at all.
"Young man, are you interested in talking? Our 3DM Chineseization team needs various potential talents. If you are interested, first improve your personal information, and then answer these simple questions and reply within the site."
Sister Bird’s post is very simple, but in fact she didn’t pay much attention to it. It was similar to when the head of the UC shock department saw a potential unscrupulous editor online ten years later, she underestimated the sentence “Come to work in the UC shock department tomorrow”.
Moreover, because Sister Bird was arrested in the first half of the year, her talent team was severely damaged and she dismissed a wave of high labor costs, so she needed to reabsorb cheap fresh blood.
Otherwise, we wouldn't have sent a test for Xu Ming, a guy who has entered his field of vision by sharing a few resources and commenting.
In other words, if Xu Ming entered Sister Bird's vision before April this year, the other party would not even look at him at all - at that time, his subordinates were strong.
Xu Ming's thoughts suddenly became active: "Even if he didn't succeed in the end, he might respond, at least he would be qualified to meet Sister Bird himself for an interview... Tsk tsk, I have to do it! Even if I can't pass it, I can make a profit if I can meet you!"
Xu Ming, who was obviously out of stock and could only suppress the Japanese style, couldn't resist these temptations and decided to improve some personal information on 3DM.
But soon, Xu Ming discovered another new question, that is, he was really out of stock and could not even answer the questions on the site.
"Or I'll confess it? I said I asked a great god around me for advice before I posted the post just now? Then even if Sister Bird finally asked Brother Xiong for an interview, I could at least meet him..."
Thinking of this, Xu Ming decided to reveal some truth on the forum.
For example, the name "Day on Campus" was not translated by him, so it would be a way out.
Although he didn't realize that Feng Jianxiong could not interview those dirty positions.
Before coming to the Internet cafe, all Feng Jianxiong's remarks that he kept reminding him to pay attention to the influence were thrown away by Xu Ming.
Brother, it’s used to sell it when it comes to women!
Then, in order to increase some credibility and endorsement, Xu Ming added a lot of words to the top post:
"Actually, I am a student at Jinling Normal University. Today, some of the master translations and interesting interpretations are also discussed by me with a classmate or friend. So there is no need for those friends who questioned that I almost failed the English course last time I said I was studying for English. My buddy is very awesome..."
"What? Don't you believe it? My buddy is really awesome, and she is still a big troll in our law school debate team. She has no choice but to say that her eloquence. Don't look at this guy who is hypocritical, even in these fields, he often speaks amazingly. Such people are called sulky..."
Xu Ming's explanation made his post look more flesh and blood. Unfortunately, as he spoke, once he let go, the content began to be out of line.
However, he didn't know that he was not the only one who was watching the 3DM forum in the school.
Chapter completed!