Chapter 252 More ruthless than poking people's sore spots
"bite!"
Countless colorful light spots appear out of thin air, gather, and then condense, turning into a three-dimensional, two-dimensional beautiful girl.
She had sky blue waist-length hair, long eyelashes, small nose, slightly pursed cherry mouth, a little blush on her cheeks, fair skin, a knee-length cheongsam with white background and blue pattern outlined her petite figure clearly, and a pair of delicate blue-patterned cloth shoes stepped on the ground...
Although she looks like a two-dimensional figure, she does not look like a holographic image. She is very realistic and similar to those two-dimensional figures that are waiting for her, but she is more angry, as if the figure has come back to life!
"Jane...it's so...so...so similar!" The fat young man widened his eyes, opened his mouth wide, muttering to himself, unable to help but stretch out his hand, and wanted to touch the "CIKU Jiang Wife" he had imagined countless times.
However, his hand was blocked halfway.
Yes, it wasn't him stopping by himself, but something was blocked!
The fat young man also began to grop forward with his other hand, but the same was blocked and he could not make any progress.
After a few unwilling attempts, he finally lowered his hand helplessly.
He found that around the beautiful girl of the second dimension, about one meter away from her body, there was a barrier that was invisible but tangible. The barrier was an elliptical sphere, firmly protecting the two-dimensional NPC. No matter how powerful he spent, he could not shake it.
After a while of silence, the fat young man calmed down and sighed.
Sure enough, I thought too well myself. This kind of equipment dominated by national power is of course the first priority in harmony. No matter how you think about grouting, it is impossible?
And it also explains that "only provide food and chat services", it seems that it only means literally...
However, she has been standing like this and still keeping her eyes closed. How can she eat and chat with her?
The fat young man looked at the "CICU Jiang" in front of him that looked like he walked out of a dream, touched his chin and fell into deep thought.
"Have you seen enough?" Suddenly, a crisp and pretty girl with a little impatient voice rang out: "If you see enough, come in and have dinner."
"Ah?" The fat young man was shocked and quickly turned his gaze downward to confirm that it was the "CICU Jiang" in front of him who was speaking.
Staying at home all year round and communicating with different people has deteriorated his communication ability. When facing such a dreamy second-dimensional beauty, he couldn't organize his language for a while: "You... this... I..."
"CICU Jiang" didn't answer the conversation, but turned around and walked straight into the hall of Taotie Pavilion, found an empty dining table and sat down.
The fat young man followed closely, followed behind, and came to the dining table and sat opposite him. At this time, he was almost really calm and less nervous.
So he asked, "Why are you doing your eyes closed?"
"Because I don't want to see your fat face!" The second-dimensional beautiful girl looked disgusted and said in a shocking voice: "Why did you meet a fat man again? How unlucky!"
"Uh..." With a knowing blow, the fat young man suddenly fell silent.
Why doesn’t there be any function in this Shabi virtual reality world to adjust the appearance and figure? How do you call me to attract girls! How do you attract the "CICU sauce" in front of you!
The fat young man naturally knows what he looks like. He knows clearly that with his honor, he will inevitably be unable to gain a sincere love.
But he didn't expect that even in the virtual reality world, he would suffer such a blow in his mind.
This is different from what it was agreed upon! For NPC, shouldn’t it be like the master and love the master no matter what the master is like? What is the situation that doesn’t want to open your eyes or look at them directly?
But after all, the opposite side was his beloved "CICU Jiang". He suppressed the infinite sadness in his heart and said patiently: "As a fat man, I'm really sorry...you...can you tell me your name?"
"I don't have a name, only a number." The second-dimensional beauty girl on the opposite side finally opened her eyes slightly and glanced at him with her beautiful sky blue pupils: "Just just name it."
"Then...why should I call you CIKU Jiang?" The fat young man asked carefully.
"English name? Still a sauce?" The second-dimensional beautiful girl raised her eyebrows, her tone was a little unkind.
"Ah?" The fat young man explained in a slight way: "CIKU Jiang is my favorite two-dimensional character, she is a virtual singer..."
"You fat guys are disgusting!" The blue-haired second-dimensional beauty girl was still straightforward: "The fat guys who admire foreign countries are even more disgusting!"
This is impossible to continue! Although you are a special offer and have the attribute of "poisonous tongue", you can't keep scolding people like this, right? You said you can have a meal and chat with each other? How can you continue to chat like this?
Alas, chatting is still not suitable for me.
With the stinging teeth, the fat young man asked again: "What do you think is better?"
"Didn't you see me wearing a cheongsam? Of course I'm going to be named Chinese!" The second-dimensional beautiful girl still looked contemptuous: "Are you stupid?"
"What about that?" The fat young man asked carefully. It was the name of another famous virtual singer.
"Okay." The second-dimensional beautiful girl opposite nodded casually.
"My name is Zhou Dapeng, you can call me Dapeng, Brother Peng..." The fat young man hurriedly introduced himself. Of course, he didn't dare to mention the titles like "master" and "Onijiang".
"I'm not in the mood to know the names of you fat guys!" Luo Diyi, opposite, was still merciless.
Ahhh, it’s so hard to talk to a girl! It’s so hard to chat with a girl with a “poisonous tongue” attribute!
If it weren't for the free "aunt" who looked so sorry, I wouldn't have chatted with you!
After rebuilding the psychological defense line, Zhou Dapeng began to ask the most critical question: "What functions do you have?"
"I'm an NPC, isn't it written on the panel? I'm just having dinner and chatting with you." The blue-haired Luo Diyi raised her foot: "Or what if it's?"
Zhou Dapeng opened his mouth wide: "You... do you know that you are an NPC?"
"Ha." Luo Diyi, opposite, chuckled: "Of course I know, this is the order given to me by the superior, otherwise do you think I am willing to chat with you, a fat man?"
"Uh..." With a knowing blow, Zhou Dapeng fell silent again.
"Go, bring me a glass of juice to cook the fairy grass!" Luo Diyi ignored the entanglement on Zhou Dapeng's face and issued an order, "I said that I'm eating, what does it mean to keep me hungry when you're chatting?"
"Oh... OK." Zhou Dapeng quickly stood up, followed the instructions of the holographic panel and ran to the table where the burning fairy grass was placed, picked up two glasses of juice, took it back, and placed it respectfully in front of Luo Diyi.
"Look at your slow look." Luo Diyi, opposite, was not grateful at all: "When you walk, you are shaking fat. Do you don't know how to exercise and lose weight?"
"Uh... this, I will definitely..." The fat young man was about to speak up and promise, but was interrupted again.
"Forget it." Luo Diyi, opposite, waved her hand: "You will know that you are a waste, you can't reduce it at all. It's not difficult for you. Forget it, you're so fat yourself. Remember not to summon me in the future."
After saying that, she picked up the spoon beside her and started eating it on her own.
Looking at the small pieces of black burning grass being continuously sent into the cherry's mouth, looking at the chewing of the little mouth and the bulging cheeks... Zhou Dapeng was sad again.
Why is such a beautiful second-dimensional beauty so sarcastic? Do we have no human rights if we die fat guys? What do we mean by contempt again and again?
Forget it, for the sake of beauty, for the sake of CICU sauce, I endure it!
But Luo Diyi's poisonous tongue on the opposite side never stopped for a moment:
"Why are you so fat? Do you raise you as a pig at home?"
"Looking at how you are, you are just a person who only knows how to rely on your parents. Wouldn't you do some serious business?"
"How can I see it? Isn't it obvious enough if you have such a fat face, your hair, and your sham-like appearance?"
"I'll ask you to get it, just get it for me! Why so much nonsense?"
"I think you shouldn't summon me in the future. It's really disgusting and nauseous to chat with you fat guys. No matter how delicious the food is, you can't eat it."
"Look at you, you're so angry that you're so embarrassed? Do you still want to hit me?"
"Why are you scared again? As expected, the mud cannot support you! A fat man is a fat man!"
...
Finally, Zhou Dapeng stood up.
No! You can't live this day!
Chapter completed!