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Chapter 6 Getting Started

Lin Feng looked at the map while thinking.

The world's entertainment industry is in full swing, and the strength of the scientific community has greatly suppressed the entertainment culture. Therefore, the hottest thing is scientists, and even the weather vane of public opinion is completely controlled by scientists.

Unfortunately, although Lin Feng listened to songs in his previous life, what is the operation of the arrangement melody!

As for TV series, although I have not seen all variety shows, popular variety shows such as Running Man, Masked Singer, and Lam Feng are involved. The popular dramas are not omitted, but what are the scripts and planning books? Can they be eaten?

Lin Feng, who was worried about not being able to dig a mountain of gold, suddenly had an idea.

If you don’t have enough technology, come and make up jokes.

In the last life, Lin Feng envied those jokes and internet celebrities, who earned millions of dollars a month on posting jokes. Now, Lin Feng has a world of jokes, so he decided to trick the entire Sui Federation and become the man of the joke king.

"Dear viewers, the anchor's parachuting, the destiny circle. Okay, let's continue searching!" Lin Feng posted the map in the live broadcast room and said with a smug look.

"The anchor is really lucky. Not to mention the 8x mirror of this kind, it was in the circle from the beginning, and the key is that it drifts with the wind!"

Pink Cat: "I heard that handsome people are generally lucky."

"Miss upstairs, I have little education, don't lie to me. Isn't it that people who love to laugh are generally not lucky?"

"It's so boring! The anchor is driving to fuck people quickly. Don't be cowardly, don't be cowardly, don't be cowardly, don't be cowardly!"

"Anla, the anchor is ly, let you see what is the real way to open chicken." Lin Feng said while searching for something.

"Huh~ What is ly? I haven't heard of it. Isn't it just a gun to do it?"

Pink Cat: "Yes, right, are there any other ways to play?

"Please explain, what is ly? Is there any great explanation in the live broadcast room?"

"Haha, ly, each takes the pronunciation of the beginning of three characters, Lao Yinu (harmonious), the literal meaning is easy to understand, the inner meaning is to hide from a house or rub your hands in the grass," Lin Feng said with a smile.

As for the Great Sui Federation, because the core of winning in the high-segment squad competition is tactical choice and on-site reactions to the situation. Only rookies can participate in the solo rank, so a few geniuses with high-quality education are excluded in single orders. Generally, there are few routines, basically picking up guns, and then blood and blood, and flesh to meat.

Lin Feng couldn't help but sigh that the Sui people were really good and had few tricks.

After sighing, Lin Feng's head moved and said in the live broadcast room, "Actually, the anchor is versatile in his life, and there are only two things he can't do."

Then he paused, and when questions arose in the live broadcast room, Lin Feng continued to speak: "That's not true, that's not true."

"66666, then I'm the same as the anchor. There are only two things I can't do. I'm a versatile person."

“Same as above…”

“Same as above…”

The barrage is full of the same as above.

"Dear viewers, please~" Lin Feng and other audience members lowered their enthusiasm slightly, and they closed their hands.

Then Lin Feng said: "Seeing that everyone likes funny jokes so much, let me tell you another joke."

"Listen attentively, anchor, don't talk quickly."

Pink Cat: "That's it, Brother Feng, hurry up and say it."

"The ink trace is one centimeter shorter in a second, and the anchor cherishes it whenever he walks."

Lin Feng sorted out his language a little and said, "Son: Dad, I caused trouble today, which made the history teacher angry. Dad: You bastard, why did you make the teacher angry? Son: I was playing sucking stones in history class today, but the teacher found it and was confiscated by her. As soon as she took it, she sucked on her big gold bracelet. She cried at that time and ran to the principal to fight. She scratched the principal so much that it made the principal bleed. I don't know why!"

"Haha, big gold bracelet, this principal's latte fooling female teacher, 66666."

"The anchor is so funny, just subscribe to this point. Among the chicken-eating crowds, it is definitely a clear stream."

Lin Feng watched the number of viewers continue to rise and tasted the sweetness for the first time, and quickly hit the railway while it was hot: "Tell everyone another joke."

"A man went to the Federal Post Office to receive interstellar mail and walked directly to the window.

The security guard came over and said: Uncle, press the number.

Uncle: What?

Security: Press number.

The old man thought to himself that it is worthy of being the Federal Post Office, and he also needs a secret code to get a postage, so he whispered to the security guard: The king of heaven is over the earth.

The security guard had no choice but to help the old man press a line ticket.

The old man thought to himself: I was so scared that I was fooled by me!!!”

"Hahaha, press the number, the code. I'm so laughing to death. The anchor is so talented. It's not good for me to subscribe. Please spare me, I'm so laughing to death."

"Wow, Brother Feng is so talented. I will be your little fan from now on~" Pink Cat.

"Tell me another one, I've just come in and didn't see anything in front of me."

"Yes, another one, another one."

"One more."

"Don't make trouble, the drug circle has been refreshed again, the anchor must act quickly. If you want to watch jokes, follow the anchor's scarf @单后六后. The anchor will regularly update the latest jokes, jokes! Don't forget to subscribe, so that you can receive the anchor's latest live broadcast notification." Lin Feng spoke while sorting out the supplies.

After a while of selecting the materials for search, Lin Feng brought a total of R1895 revolver equipped with a silencer and red dot sight, and brought 7 extra rounds of bullets. A first-class backpack, 5 bandages, a first-aid kit, 3 bottles of functional drinks, 1 bottle of painkiller, a smoke bomb, and a mobilizer.

"Ah~ I'm so weak." Lin Feng thought about the m16a4, medical box, and excess medicine that he still lost due to weight-bearing problems, and his heart hurt.

"Identify wet and reward a weak chicken."

"Superman won't fly to reward a weak chicken."

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The gifts in the federal live broadcast room are divided into 1 credit point weak chicken, 5 credit point 666, 10 credit point one chicken leg, 20 credit point chicken stand, 50 credit point one roast chicken, 100 credit point one fighting chicken, 500 credit point one chicken king, 2000 credit point one Super Chicken King (Super Chicken King is the live broadcast room notice on the planet to which it belongs), and 100,000 credit point one Interstellar Chicken King (Star Chicken King is the announcement of all Federal live broadcast rooms).

Lin Feng waved his hand and said, "Tell you that even if I am so weak, I can eat chicken. I will teach you by example and deeds, the correct way to open chicken. You must understand that eating chicken depends on your brain, not brute force."

After saying that, he drank a bottle of functional drink. Because Lin Feng thought that 3 bottles were too heavy, he decided to drink one cup to reduce the weight. Of course, Lin Feng would never admit that he just wanted to taste it.

Lin Feng curled his lips, "The smell of Red Bull."

Just when Lin Feng disagreed, Lin Feng suddenly shook his eyes and said, "It's amazing, so powerful!"

Because, after drinking, Lin Feng immediately felt that it was not difficult to go up to the fifth floor in one breath. And because the fatigue caused by searching up and down just now was significantly reduced.

He threw away the discarded cup, carried the bag, and held the revolver in his right hand. Without further ado, Lin Feng went out and started heading into the next circle.

Climbing over a hillside, watching the flat downhill, there was a toilet at the bottom of the slope. Lin Feng immediately stopped, hid behind a tree, and began to observe.

Lin Feng said in the live broadcast room with his mind: "In the wild, where there is basically no cover, if you see a toilet, it is blocked on the way down, if you have enough time, it is best to choose to bypass it, because there is a high probability that there will be junglers to guard this place."

"However, I don't have time to take a detour, so I decided to observe it first." So Lin Feng stared at the toilet and looked around from time to time.

"The anchor has good details, and has got new knowledge."

Identification of wet: "Good, nice, interesting"

Pink Cat "Brother Feng, the poison circle has begun to shrink. Run, run!"

Lin Feng is not interfered with by information in the live broadcast room.

Time passed minute by minute. Just as Lin Feng was about to try to bet on the toilet, a figure emerged from the hillside next to him and ran down the mountain.

I saw that just halfway through the run, the door in the toilet opened, and a flat-headed young man in a good-looking suit used the door as a cover, holding a handful of ak47.

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If it weren't for a box that reminded Lin Feng in the grass, then everything would be like nothing happened.

Lin Feng's mind flashed instantly. This is a master. What should I do? I bet that he will evacuate before the drug circle comes, or look for opportunities to fight.

If it is an ordinary person, he may bet that he will leave by himself. After all, the poison circle is coming soon, and he has successfully reached a person. Lin Feng also believes that the probability of that person evacuating by himself is very high.

Unfortunately, Lin Feng is not the kind of person who puts his bet on others. He looked at the items in his hand and looked around again. Suddenly, he swept a breaking moment...
Chapter completed!
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