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Chapter Four(1/2)

Korean is better than anyone else, but he doesn't care at all, because "golden silk armor" is a dead object after all, and his sword will only pierce other people's throats, not others' chests.

So he was watching the show with interest. At this time, Li Xunhuan's tragic appearance made him feel a little better. Anyone who lie in the snow with his butt naked for two days would feel very frustrated!

Well! In short, Li Xunhuan was in a tragedy, and he was in a better mood!

In the room.

Li Xunhuan said: "But you are here with flowers and drinking, your opponent has gradually forgotten you. Is your life not comfortable enough?...Why do you still have to make these troubles?"

Sun Kui smiled and said, "What do you know? If I can put the plum blossoms to death, I will not only be proud from now on, but also... I don't know how much the benefits will be."

Li Xunhuan said: "What other benefits?"

Sun Kui said: "Since the plum blossom thief disappeared thirty years ago, people in the world thought he had committed a lot of evil. Unexpectedly, he suddenly appeared again more than half a year ago. In just seven or eight months, he had committed another 70 or 80 major cases, and even the daughter of the head of the Huashan Sect was ruined by him."

Li Xunhuan sighed: "This person should be about seventy years old, but he didn't expect that his interest was so strong."

Sun Kui said: "Since he appeared again, everyone who has little assets in the world has become in danger, and the slightly beautiful women are even more at ease..." He paused and continued: "So more than 90 families have secretly agreed that no matter who kills the plum blossom thief, they will divide 10% of their family wealth and give it to him, and this number is naturally very considerable."

Li Xunhuan said: "Is this the secret that is no longer a secret?"

Sun Kui nodded and said, "In addition, the recognized number one beauty in the world has also threatened that no matter monks and laymen, she would marry him, no matter how old or young monks, as long as he could get rid of the plum blossom thief."

Li Xunhuan sighed and smiled bitterly: "The wealth is touching. No wonder you are leaving a good life, but you are going to get into this muddy water. No wonder you are going to kill your wife. Now, it seems that it is my turn."

Sun Kui said: "By conscience, I also think you died unfairly, but you have to be killed."

Li Xunhuan suddenly laughed and said, "From your conscience, do you think it's easy to kill me?"

Sun Kui's iron fist was about to be raised. He couldn't help but let it go. He stared at Li Xunhuan for a while, and a smile gradually appeared on the corner of his mouth, saying, "A person like you can live until now. It can be seen that it is not easy to kill you, but now..."

Have you seen enough plays!

Outside the room, Han Wen laughed and said, "To be honest, do you think he is now poisoned?"

Sun Kui was shocked and turned around. In front of the kitchen door, there was a man wearing a fox fur and a cloak. He had seen this person and killed six masters like killing a chicken! So his face was twitching now and he was very scared!

Han Wen walked in with his hands on his back and murmured, "If a person wants to poison the alcoholic wine, he is afraid he can do anything no matter how stupid it is... do you think so?"

The last sentence he asked Li Xunhuan. Li Xunhuan suddenly discovered that Han Wen actually had the most moving eyes. Unfortunately, he was really... too difficult to figure out! It was extremely strange!

Li Xunhuan looked at these eyes and smiled and said, "It's true that I'm destined to meet again, and I'll soon... I'll see you again! I'm making a fool when gambling with a gambling ghost, poisoning the wineglass, and saying that other women are beautiful in front of his wife - no matter who does these three things, he will definitely regret it."

Han Wen smacked his lips and sighed: "It's a pity that most of them regret it is too late!"

Sun Kui looked at them blankly, and suddenly rushed over and grabbed the wine pot.

Li Xunhuan smiled and said, "You don't need to watch anymore. The wine is indeed poisonous, and it's not fake at all."

Sun Kui said in a whisper: "Then you..."

Li Xunhuan said: "Other people may not be able to see whether the wine is poisonous, but alcoholics like me can tell whether the smell of the wine has changed when they smell it." He smiled and continued: "This is also the benefit of drinking, and everyone who drinks should know."

Sun Kui said: "But...but I clearly saw you drinking that glass of wine."

Han Wen smiled faintly and said, "Although he continued to drink, he vomited all of it when he coughed."

Sun Kui's body was shocked, and the wine pot in his hand fell to the ground.

Han Wen continued: "It seems that he feels very regretful now, but it's too late."

The previous sentence was said to Sun Kui, and the next sentence was said to Li Xunhuan.

Sun Kui roared angrily, and had already punched the Korean version three times in his roar. He knew that if he couldn't take some real skills today, he might... he would be ugly to die because the person in front of him was really - too terrifying!

In the past twenty years, not only did he not put down his martial arts skills, but he was even more diligent. His punch was so strong that he had already won the first sound. Anyone could see that although his three punches might not be able to hit stones like powder, it was more than enough to break a person's head.

Han Wen's whole body seemed to be covered by the fist wind. Not only could he not resist, he could not even dodge. Unexpectedly, he neither did nor dodge, but just waved his hand lightly.

He took action, obviously behind Sun Kui, but for some reason, before Sun Kui's fist was touching his palm, he had already slapped Sun Kui's face. He just slapped it lightly like a fly, but Sun Kui roared like a pig, and a somersault fell to the ground.

When he struggled to get up, half of his face on his left was swollen and half a foot tall, red and purple, transparent, even his eyes were squeezed to the side, and his cheek bones were shattered, hurting his brain.

Looking at Sun Kui who was twitching on the ground, Han Wen grinned and said, "Ahhhhh! It seems that he has been a little heavier... I'm not dead, I'm probably going to become an idiot in the future! Okay! It's time for us to leave..."

As soon as he finished speaking, a handful of powder suddenly flew over. Han Wen avoided it, her face changed drastically, and she still supported herself and shook for a long time. She fell to the ground.

.........

.........

Just when Korean fell down, the wooden door slammed!

A man crawled in from outside the door. He looked like a ball of meat, with a big belly as big as a drum, and his whole body was covered with fat, his whole body was stained with dirt, and his hair and beard were even more messy. It was like he hadn't taken a shower for many years, and he could smell a burst of sour smell from afar.

He crawled in because his legs had been cut off by a single root.

Li Xunhuan glanced at Han Wen, and was a little worried, then frowned and said, "If my friend comes to beg for food, it's really the wrong time."

This man seemed to have not heard it at all. Although he was bloated and disabled, he was not stupid. He pressed his hands and rolled in front of the furnace.

Li Xunhuan said in surprise: "Did you come here for this golden silk armor?"

The man pressed his hands again and jumped onto the stove like a toad. The body was still in this big iron pot, and the golden silk armor was still on this corpse, oh! That's the body of Hong Hanmin.

Li Xunhuan said coldly: "The knife in his hand is not something that cannot kill anyone. If you don't stop, there will be another dead person here."

The man ignored him. He stripped off the golden silk armor with all his hands. It seemed that it was just a golden vest and there was nothing magical. Strangely, Li Xunhuan could not sit still, and the power in his hand did not emit, but just stared at the strange man, and instead showed a look of fear in his eyes.

The strange man held the golden silk armor tightly in his hands, raised his head and laughed: "The snipe and clam fight, the fisherman gained profits, but he didn't expect this treasure to be in my hands!"

Li Xunhuan said coldly: "When the servant is still here and the knife is still in his hand, I'm afraid it's too early for you to say this."

The weird man jumped down like a toad again and rolled in front of Li Xunhuan. He looked at Li Xunhuan and grinned, revealing his yellow teeth. He giggled and said, "Since your knife is in your hand, why don't you kill me? Li Xiao Li's flying knife is the best. Once you fly the knife, I can't escape this mess."

Li Xunhuan also grinned and said, "I think you are cute, so I can't bear to kill you."

The weirdo laughed a few times and said, "If you don't want to say it, I'll tell it for you."

He laughed and continued, "Others thought you were not poisoned, but I knew you were poisoned, but you were really calm, so others were fooled by you."

Li Xunhuan looked motionless and said, "Oh?"

The weirdo said, "But don't want me to be fooled, just because I know that the poison in the wine is both colorful and tasteless. Even if your nose is more spiritual than a dog, you can't smell it."

Li Xunhuan looked at him for a long time before smiling faintly, saying, "Do you really know so clearly?"

The weird prince smiled and said, "Of course I know very clearly, because the poison was caused by me! You were poisoned or not, I can see that you could deceive everyone in the world, but you couldn't deceive me! Otherwise, I wouldn't have poisoned this person first!"

While talking, he was still watching Korean lying on the ground.

Although Li Xunhuan's face had not changed yet, the muscles in the corners of his eyes were beating constantly. After a long time, he sighed and said, "The day has not yet ended. I have encountered six or seven unexpected things. It seems that my luck today is really good."

The weird man said, "Don't you want to know who died at the hands of someone?"

Li Xunhuan said, "I'm just about to ask for advice."

The strange man said: "Your Excellency is knowledgeable and you should know that there are seven most despicable and shameless people in the world..."

Li Xunhuan said in a lost voice: "Seven Wonderful People?"

The weirdo laughed and said, "It's not bad at all! These seven wonders are really men and women prostitutes, shameless people. They can't learn other martial arts well, but they can't poison them, steal, and cheat. This kind of kung fu is the best in the world and is the only one in the world!"

Li Xunhuan opened his eyes wide and looked at him, saying, "Are you one of the seven wonders?"

The strange man said: "There is another despicable and shameless person among the seven wonders, and he is called..."

Li Xunhuan said: "Miaolangjun Hua bee."

The weirdo smiled and said, "I'm a little wrong. His full name is 'Black Hearted Miaolangjun'. This person is ignorant and does not even dare to pick flowers. He will only seduce good women to cheat money and sex. But when it comes to poisoning, sometimes even the boy with the Five Poisons Pure Land is inferior to him."

Li Xunhuan said: "You are very clear about this person."

The weirdo smiled and said, "Of course I know him very well, because I am him. He is me."

Li Xunhuan took a long breath and was really stunned.

Huafeng laughed and said, "Is your priest strange? How could Mr. Miaolang be a big meat ball?"

Li Xunhuan sighed: "If a person like you can seduce good women, those women are probably blind."

Huafeng said, "You are wrong again. Not only are the people I seduced not blind, but everyone's eyes are very beautiful. However, if a person is cut off and locked in the cellar, he will only give him a bowl of lard bibimbap without salt every day. Even if he was Pan An, he would turn into a meat ball in a few years."

Li Xunhuan frowned and said, "Is this the harsh hand of the 'Purple-faced Erlang' couple?"

Hua Feng pondered for a while and said with a smile: "He just told you a story. Now I will tell one too, but my story is much more interesting than his."

Li Xunhuan said, "Oh?"

Huafeng said, "I was not lucky that year. I was fascinated by the ghost and actually seduced my bearded wife. What's even more unlucky is that I even got a child. So she had to run away with me."

Li Xunhuan said in surprise: "It turns out that the person Ziwei Erlang is talking about is you. He is the one who took the blame for you."

Huafeng said, "He only said a little wrong."

Li Xunhuan said, "Oh?"

Huafeng said: "I didn't abduct the jewelry she brought out. Even if I think so, it won't work, because this woman is more energetic than a ghost, and I don't have the chance to start."

He sighed and continued, "But at that time the bearded man had discovered this and was very anxious to follow him. I am the least courageous. I wanted to find someone to take the blame for me, so I asked Xiao Qiangwei to seduce Ziwei Erlang. She refused to say that his face was not white, but later I finally got moved."

Li Xunhuan said: "It turns out that you and the two of you colluded."

Huafeng said, "If I just used the trick and left, it would be fine. However, Xiao Qiangwei had brought a lot of jewelry from the bearded man, and I couldn't bear to leave, so I made an appointment with her. When the matter was a little calmer, I would come to her and kick the purple-faced Erlang away."

He sighed again and then continued, "But I forgot that there is no woman in the world who has no change in mind. She and Ziwei Erlang have been together day and night, and they actually have a true love. When I come to find her again, they both took action together, knocked me down, and cut off my legs, causing me to suffer more than ten years of life."

Li Xunhuan frowned and said, "Why didn't she kill you simply?"

Hua Feng smiled bitterly and said, "If I knew a woman's heart, it wouldn't have become like this."

This time he sighed longer and then said, "I used to think that I knew women very well, so I would have such retribution. If a man thinks that he knew women, he deserves no matter what sin he suffered."

Li Xunhuan also sighed and said, "This story is indeed much more interesting than the story just now."

Huafeng said: "The most interesting thing you haven't heard yet."

Li Xunhuan said, "Oh?"

Huafeng said, "You are poisoned by me, not only will you not be able to use your strength, but you will have to die within three hours. So I will never kill you now, let you sit here and enjoy the taste of waiting for death."
To be continued...
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